Hunter Heart

Once upon a time, there was a small, big-haired boy named Hunter Thompson. Hunter's hair was so immensley huge that it created a magnetic force--so powerful and terrible to behold! Hunter's hair consumed everything within a 5 mile radius--except for Mr. Thompson, of course. You see, when Hunter was but a wee lad, his hair had not yet grown to its extravagance that it is today. Throughout the years, Hunter's rock-hard body developed an immunity to the strong force of hair. But Hunter's hair was a curse. Because of it, Hunter was all alone. When his parents decided to cut it a while ago, it sucked them right up! Even Hunter's older brother Matt was consumed. (Hunter wasn't too terribly upset about that.) Matt had given up a good fight, though. HIs ripped unibrow battled with Hunter's superior fro, but evidentally was no match. Hunter was all alone. Everyone he ever met--everything he tried to touch--VROOP! sucked into the land of hair! One day, Hunter decided to be rid of his curse, but no use--scissors, hedge trimmers, axes--everything was consumed in Hair Hell. For years, a sad and lonely boy wandered the Earth alone. But how boring! Nothing to see, no cool sights, or fascinating people...Just Hunter. One day, when Hunter was crying, he heard a shout a mile away. But how? How could anything be so close to Hunter without being consumed? The exclamation was music to Hunter's ears. He got closer and the noise got louder! "What are you?!" Hunter screamed. "A friend!" a voice returned. Hunter, approaching the noise, realized it belonged to a beautiful naked woman. (Hunter was naked too, because all clothing had been consumed.) But it wasn't the firm, beautiful body Hunter noticed. It was the ginormous curly hair on the girl's head. She had a tear running down her face, "Lord, I thought I was the only one!" The girl's name was Molackalokolulu. She was from the opposite side of the world from Hunter and had consumed it all in her giant hair. But now she was no longer alone. He and Molackalokolulu got married and made hundreds of little, magnetic-forced hair babies. They created a whole new species, a new population, a new world! And they lived happily ever after! The End. By: Alexandria Turney