Bennett - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm guessing that the majority of you DO NOT know who I am. Never fear, I am the almighty supervillian known only as Bennett, as seen in the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger film "Commando." I am one fearsome bastard who was cruelly killed by the crazy bastard Colonel John Matrix by impalation on a pipe! How cruel :-( My side of the story will be sympathized by few but for those who do, I give you a salute and an autographed chain-mail vest. The truth is that all I did was kidnap Colonel Matrix's daughter. All he had to do was ask for her back! Maybe a please or two! But no, he had to hurt me. It still hurts. My purpose of making this site is not to garner sympathy, but to enlighten those who do not yet know the truth in the all-enscoping luminosity of it.......This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

I like hanging with my henchman peepz Cooke, Sully, Henriques, Diaz, and some ultrahot piss-ant soldiers. Arius is pretty cool too but you have to catch him on a good day because otherwise he is still pretty PMS-y from his breakup with Goldie Hawn in "The First Wives Club." I love being homicidal and going postal is quite a rush! I also hate the man known as Colonel John Matrix! He's one big bully! mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never"pluginspage="http://www.macromedia. com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_P rod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" src=http://www.../u123h3kjs723hf/flash/f-1077.swf width=300 height=300

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to see a Commando remake where I win!oh yeah, and I'm "cooke" on Deathwishfiles.com

Music:

Power Station, COMMANDO soundtrack, and anything with lots of steel drums and saxophones

Television:

The Grid of Chainmail, MAD-HomicidalManiac-TV, Late Show with Bennett, The Tonight Show (again with Bennett), Reno 9-1-Bennett, Sesame Bennett, That's So Bennett, The Bennett McGuire Show, Desperate Homicidal-Maniacs, House (of Homicidal Maniacs), Bennett Texas Ranger, Rescue Bennett, Nip/Bennett, COMMANDO (when it's on FX), Real Time with Bennett Maher, The Daily Show with Jon Matrix, yessir that about covers it

Books:

The Lord of the Bennett Trilogy

Heroes:

anyone who visits HTTP://WWW.COMMANDOFANS.COM; this site truly shows me in my pure awesome light! it has a page devoted wholly to moi and yet another page devoted wholly to some possible sequels where i WIN!