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Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney

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About Me


I'm a wino.
Main Entry: wino Pronunciation: 'wI-(")nO Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural win·os : a usually indigent alcoholic who is addicted especially to wine
I wanna pee on you.
(drip, drip, drip)
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Your Rising Sign is Pisces
Dreaming and introspective, you're often lost in your thoughts.
Which is okay by you... you're inner world is pretty darn awesome.
And while you are inwardly confident, sometimes you seem a bit unsure.
People often handle you more delicately than they need to.
You love luxury, and even if you're a bit broke, you want things to look "rich."
Mysterious and demure, you keep secrets about yourself to remain an enigma. What's Your Rising Sign?
In temporary self-seclusion to gear up for a major life-overhaul. Hi, I'm Courtney. I am really, really weird. You'll never even know how much so, even if you know me pretty well. I am INTENSELY passionate. I am fucking hilarious. I love to live. The vilest person you will ever meet!!! I have the best friends I could ever ask for. I NOTICE EVERYTHING. Weird, wired & eccentric. I am pretty much a big dork. I am a lover and a fighter, and if you are my friend then YES, that means I will LOVE and FIGHT for you! I will give you the shirt off my back, do you want it? On the quest for inner peace, I think I've figured out a part of the puzzle: being true to yourself is the easiest peace to find, I've found.

My Interests

Punk rock. Going to EXTREMES. Tattoos. Constituionalism. Grabbing the American Dream by its hips and brutally fucking it while it cries. Observing others. A good glass (or three) of Shiraz, or any dark, intense red wine. Listening to any of Brownie's stories. Curling up on the couch with a good book. SHORT TRIPS TO VEGAS! Being with my friends. Gay bars! Staying out until 7am. Sex. Erotica... especially early Tom of Finland art prints (YOWW!) Occult studies and esoterica. Getting lost. Laughing so hard that tears come out of my eyes and no sound escapes me. EXPLORING! Subcultures. Being an asshole. Making people laugh. Altered Consciousness. Expressing myself through everything I can. Being sexy but strong. Sewing. Darkness. Light. Making it count. Never half-assing anything. Cigars. Standing out. Wearing my heart on my sleeve. Letting music take me over. Getting inspired by weirdos and bizarre things. Being an extremist. Cooking. Obsessing. LIVING!

I'd like to meet:




No thanks, I'm good.Seriously, I don't want to meet anyone. I really do know the people on my friends list, so I don't add folks I don't know. I REPEAT: I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF I DON'T ALREADY KNOW YOU.

(Unless, of course, you want to buy me a "Fuck Your Mother, Punk" Seditionaries t-shirt... I have been looking EVERYWHERE for one. Ever seen it? Yeah, it's that good.)

Sorry, I'm stubborn and it's my way. I love my friends, more than I love myself sometimes... I am pretty goddamn lucky. Life is WAY, WAY too short to waste on shitty people, "friends" who are only there when it's convenient for them, small-minded clones, and emotional vampires. Choose your close ones wisely.

Apollonia 6

Music:

MUSIC IS MY LIFE. Here is a list (now alphabetized!) Not meant to be exhaustive (but probably exhausting to read):

4-Skins • A Tribe Called Quest • Accept • Acid King • Adult. • Agnostic Front • Amebix • Anal Cunt • Angry Samoans • Anti-Nowhere League • Aphex Twin • Apollonia/Vanity 6 • Asteroid • Aus Rotten • Bad Brains • Behemoth • Beherit • Big Boys • Big Business • Billy Childish • Black Sabbath • Blitz • Blood Axis • Bonecrusher • Bongzilla • Bootsy Collins • Bound for Glory • Boyd Rice/NON • Broken Bones • Bruisers • Brutal Attack • Bully Boys • Burnt by the Sun • Burzum • Business • Busta Rhymes • Buzzcocks • Candy Snatchers • Cannibal Corpse • Cephalic Carnage • Christian Death • Code 13 • Cock Sparrer • Cows • the Cramps • Crom • Current 93 • Curtis Mayfield • Damned • Danzig • Dead Boys • Death in June • Deicide • Desmond Dekker • Demented are Go! • Deep Eynde • Deep Purple • Der Blutharsch • Detroit Cobras • Dickies • Discharge • Doom • Down • Dr. Know • Dwarves • Easy Action • Eater • Electric Wizard • Extreme Noise Terror • EYEHATEGOD • Fear • Feelers • Felix da Housecat • Fire & Ice • Fischerspooner • Flipper • Fortress • Gauze • GBH • GG Allin • Gogol Bordello • Goldfrapp • the Gories • Guitar Wolf • GWAR • Hank I II and III • THEE HEADCOATS/HEADCOATEES • Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass • His Hero is Gone • Iron Monkey • Mastodon • Merle Haggard • Mike Patton Projects • Hatebreed • Hellhammer • High on Fire • Isis • Janet Jackson • Jesus Lizard • Jon Spencer Blues Explosion • Judas Priest • Junior Kimbrough • Kool Keith/Dr. Dooom • Killdozer • Kraftwerk • Kylesa • Ladytron • Landser • Larry Tee • Last Resort • Liberace • Lil' Kim • Link Wray • Lords of Acid • Luzifers Mob • Mack 10 • Madonna (80s) • Man is the Bastard • the Masons • Max Resist & the Hooligans • the Meatmen • Melvins • Middian • Ministry • Misfits • The Moon Lay Hidden Beneath a Cloud • Motherboar • Motorhead • Mount Sims • the Mummies • Napalm Death • Nausea • Neurosis • New Bomb Turks • No Remorse • NWA • O-Jays • Oblivians • The Ocean • The Ocean Chief • Old Man Gloom • Orange Goblin • Outkast • Pagans • Pantera • Parliament/Funkadelic • Peaches • Petshop Boys • Plasmatics • Poison 13 • Poison Idea • Pogues • Prince (and all his protégés) • Reagan Youth • Reatards • Repulsion • Revered Horton Heat • Rocket from the Tombs • Rose Royce • Rudimentary Peni • Saint Vitus • Sasquatch • Sham 69 • Siege • Skrewdriver • Smut Peddlers • Sol Invictus • Slayer • Spazz • Spinners • State of Fear • Stiff Little Fingers • Stooges • Superjoint Ritual • T. Rex • Teengenerate • Templars • Today is the Day • Torche • TSOL • TURBONEGRO • Ultima Thule • Varukers • Venom • Vibrators • Tom Waits • Westside Connection • Wire • Brenton Wood • Wu-Tang Clan • Youngland • Zeke

Movies:



Dolemite, The HUMAN TORNADO!, The Three Amigos, PURPLE RAIN, Any and ALL John Waters movies, Blue Velvet, The Big Lebowski, Monty Python movies, Suspiria, Cooley High, Evil Dead, Conan the Barbarian, Poltergeist, the Stand, A Clockwork Orange, Three Amigos, Commando, (anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it), Blood In, Blood Out, Eddie Murphy: Delirious, Stanley Kubrick's the Shining, The Jerk, Training Day, Walking with the Cavemen, and many more.

Television:

I am not one of these people who claims they hate TV. I loves me some idiot box; namely, shows such as: Curb Your Enthusiasm, the L Word, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Good Times, I Love Lucy, South Park, Wonder Showzen, Mythbusters, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Chappelle's Show, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, the State (RIP), anything on the National Geographic channel, Masters of Horror, Little Britain, and Tales from the Darkside.

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert Young Pelton, Jim Goad, Stephen King, Alice Walker, Lon Milo DuQuette, Carlos Castaneda, James Ellroy, Anne and Christopher Rice, Graham Hancock, Robert Bauval, Adam Parfrey, Paulo Coelho, and Kurt Vonnegut. I am almost always reading something... some subjects of interest are (but not limited to) Grand Mysteries of Life!, death, sex, Esoterica, Mysticism, Libertarian politics, self-help, crime noir, serial murder, sewing, and cooking. Anything excessively violent but lusciously written will have me smitten. I also branch out and real all kinds of other stuff.... next on my list: Pulp Friction : Uncovering the Golden Age of Gay Male Pulps by Michael Bronski

Heroes:

FIRST AND FOREMOST: My amazing mom, dad, and brother. I don't know what I'd do without them.

THE HAMBURGER PIMP!!! ("I'm so bad, I kick my own ass twice a day!")Wendy O. Williams (RIP) Underdogs. Anyone who goes against the grain. Those who fight for what is right (but what is unpopular).

My Blog

Life is Precious.

Just a reminder to always let your loved ones know how much they mean to you! Be an assy sap, be an open book, wear that heart on your sleeve! Scream it from the rooftops, or whisper it in an ear... j...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

08: The Year of Change

Everyone in my life is going through something life-changing this year, it seems! Many new beginnings for many of my loved ones.(I am going through my own changes as well... they are more internal th...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:41:00 PST

TAG, BITCHES.

"Once you have been tagged, you must write something containing 10 weird, random things, (facts, habits, etc) about yourself. At the end, select 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and the re...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:58:00 PST

The day I found out what my problem was.

Just another funny, random story... because all kinds of rediculous shit happens to me. Years ago, I was driving home from work.  I had a special way of avoiding traffic--a shortcut, if you will-...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

HOLIDAY MATERIALISM: Bite It, You $cum!

Was it ever this bad when we were children?  Somehow, I think it's getting worse. Fuck you, Cadillac.  Some dickstain buys his wife one of your cars for Christmas to make her happy and ...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:35:00 PST

Cuntis.

A random story: [And for those of you know don't know, my dad's name is Curtis]. So my dad is recklessly driving one day.... gets pulled over, and gets a big fat speeding ticket.  Weeks late...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

Psyche

Hmmm... not sure how I feel about this.  Try it yourselves! ..> Advanced Global Personality Test Results ..> ..> Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Order...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:02:00 PST

I am NOT an asshole...

 Well, maybe sometimes.... But seriously, folks... I know that sometimes I will say things that are offensive and crude... HEY, I am barbaric and frank and slightly out of my mind. I am some...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

Rant for the Day: Tattoo-Based Reality Shows

Cousin Danny and I were having a conversation about this new show, "LA Ink" on the Learning Channel.  I don't get cable, but I have seen an episode over at Heather's house.  It's a whole lot...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

Ever Attend a Catholic Mass?

It fucking sucks. For those of you who haven't, it goes a little something like this: Get up, sit down, get up, sit down... now kneel... now genuflect to some crazy crackers in a gold box on the wall...
Posted by Live to Win - Queen Cöurtney on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST