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Mascara

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



This girl is leaving the Midwest for the far East.


My Interests


Minneapolis. Great Date. Gin, Tonic, lime, and the marvelous combination of the aforementioned ingredients. The Baker Girls. Cross-stitching. Latin. Hating Everything. Singing while Driving. The F Word. Dictionaries. Being Awesome. Education. Sale-ing. Reading parties. Swatch. High Fives. Punctuation. Tall men. Also, Hair dye and shoes. Chinese. (Awkward) dance parties. Birth Control. Hankies. Hanky-panky. AMC Eagles. Apple blossoms and doing laundry. Minnesota. Eyeliner. Chi-chis. 612. Penetration and its societal implications. Bingo! Birthdays and Libras. The "fine line between beautiful and trashy." Second Base. Shaking it. Crafts and cooking. That whole music thing. Napping. Polaroid pictures. Yelling at people who drive slowly. Alter-egos. Making out. The word "motherfucker." Nicknames. Useless stitches. My super friends. Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me. Chasing tail. This American Life. Making plans. Alan Alda. Political Theory. rubber cement. Self-portraits. Falling in love so that I'll take more pictures. Michael Cera. Saying goodbye to The Fort.

I'd like to meet:



Awesome people.

This guy.

Music:

The Faint, Tammy Wynette, Electric 6, Vicious Vicious, Atom and His Package, Grandaddy, Har Mar Superstar, Merle Haggard, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Stars, Hefner, the Beatles, the Postal Service, Cory Branan, the Decemberists, Screeching Weasel, Mike Gunther, Death Cab for Cutie, the Selby Tigers, Diana Ross & the Supremes, the Busy Signals, Rilo Kiley, the Replacements, Hank Williams, Mallman, Of Montreal, Bright Eyes, Ben Kweller, Jamie Ness, The Hawaii Show, All-Time Quarterback, Valet, the Donnas, the Plastic Constellations, Moldy Peaches, Beck, the Promise Ring, Kid Dakota, Kimya Dawson, Dylan Hicks, Atmosphere, Lifter Puller, and Martin Devaney (even though we're mortal enemies).

Movies:

But I'm a Cheerleader, Everything is Illuminated, Hairspray, Footloose, White Palace, All That Jazz, My Favorite Wife, Bluebeard, Fargo, West Side Story, Igby Goes Down, Bull Durham, Penny Serenade, Amelie, The Thin Man, the Trouble with Angels, To Catch a Thief, The Big Lebowski, Pillow Talk, Illuminata, Trainspotting, the Parent Trap (1961 & 1998), The Hudsucker Proxy, Clueless, and Yours, Mine, and Ours (1968).

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Hawaii 5-0, Kids in the Hall, What I Like About You, Veronica Mars, Queer as Folk, Arrested Development, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Grounded for Life, The New This Old House, Project Runway, Food Network, Six Feet Under, HGTV, Wonder Showzen

Books:

Currently reading: Whatever I'm teaching next. New York Times online. Soon: Journey to the West.
I also like: Dostoyevsky, Random Family, Living the Good Life , The Great Gatsby, Fast Food Nation, The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down, A People's History, Davita's Harp, The Road to Serfdom, On Violence, Cometbus (especially Lanky), the American Girl Book of Dog Stories, the "Flowers in the Attic" Series, a Room for Cathy, the English Patient, Wuthering Heights, My Name is Asher Lev, Life is Elsewhere, the Chosen, Dot for Short, East of Eden, Hawaii, Vonnegut. Also, Political Theory...if Bill Scheuerman will explain it to me.

Heroes:

my folks, Ellen Ann, my grandpa,Katy Rose , Verity .

My Blog

question:

What are you doing here?  Go HERE. I actually posted something today.  Nothing interesting, but here you are, so clearly, your standards are not that high. Go! Honestly....
Posted by Mascara on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:51:00 PST

NEW BLOG! (link fixed)

I heard a rumor that China doesn't like MySpace.Now I wonder: Does China like Blogspot? (Anton says: no)Will Dani like China? (My mom says: no)find out at my shiny new blog: arealwinner.blogspot.combe...
Posted by Mascara on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST

Interesting article about my new home.

Three weeks from right now, I'll be somewhere over the ocean.Today was my last day of work.  I wish someone had mentioned that my mascara wasn't as waterproof as I thought it was.  The dean'...
Posted by Mascara on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:01:00 PST

V-Day

Yesterday was V's birthday and Claire, Dan, and I had dinner with her and her mom, which was super fun.  Dan got her the world's best presents, which I would list, except that I'm afraid you'd co...
Posted by Mascara on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

I’m done being crabby, I swear.

For now anyway.As proof, here is something new that I really like.even though the commercial sucks.I'm glad I didn't see it before I bought the gin, or I probably wouldn't have tried it.I also like Ve...
Posted by Mascara on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST

additionally,

I had super bad reactions to my vaccines and got ill this week.  I had to stay home from work one day (and I only have five days left, sad!), which sucked.  I even had to get an antibiotic&n...
Posted by Mascara on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:45:00 PST

seriously.

Gosh, Microsoft.  I'm having a bad week, too.  Could you please stop sucking so completely? Thanks for the updates to my hotmail account, which make it even more unwieldy than before.  ...
Posted by Mascara on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

Raise your hand...

Raise your hand if you got five shots today...Anyone?  Just me then?  Ok.Today:  Tetanus, Meningitis, Hepatitis, Pneumonia, and Japanese Encephalitis!Tomorrow:  Typhoid!Thursday: R...
Posted by Mascara on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST

She can follow directions.

I'm not one of those cool g-mail kids; I still have and use the hotmail account that I registered in high school...  So, you know, it's seen me though a lot.All of my boyfriends, vacations, post...
Posted by Mascara on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

eek!

It's the first day of school in our shiny new building (that used to be a MPLS school for bad kids, complete with tiny lock-down rooms where we now keep our books neatly sorted by category).  Se...
Posted by Mascara on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:30:00 PST