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Bill Brasky

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi, I am Jason. I am a tough as nails walking phallus who delights in performing physically demanding tasks and fighting on the side of good forces. As you might expect then, I look goddamn great when I take my shirt off, so I tend to do this gratuitously. This intoxicating and always effervescent face of my hypermasculine demeanor plays second flute only to the ferocious passion that emerges from within me when I am romancing a lady in the bedroom. Lady romancing Jason-style often involves candlelight, champagne, and flower petals draped across the bed. Perhaps most importantly, I make great strides to ensure that the main event of all my romantic rendezvous is preceded by fucktons upon fucktons of steamy narrative foreplay. Now I realize that I may well be describing your average daytime soap opera lothario more so than "me" specifically right now, but I believe there to be considerable overlap between that ideal type and myself, so this works to describe me too.

My Interests

slayer, playing tecmo bowl, wearing sandals, the minnesota twins, sociology, wielding satan's weapon of choice (the heavy metal guitar), beards, good vegetarian food, and playing darts.

I'd like to meet:

Young marriageable debutantes that share in my (mostly) unironic love of slayer. Anyone who might be willing to wear a beard of bees for me. On the other hand, whores with newfound hearts absolutely need not apply. AIM jslayer99

Music:

SHORT LIST: slayer, bane, gorilla biscuits, champion, pink floyd, hum, neutral milk hotel, holding on, face to face, radiohead, sonic youth, have heart, undying, okkervil river, smashing pumpkins, H2O, buried alive, earth crisis, the doors, the path of resistance, sick of it all, pantera, sigur ros, minor threat, debussy, listz, verdi, chopin, rachmaninov, paganini...blah blah blah blah

Movies:

I own a great football follies video

Books:

Only nerds read books and I whale on nerds.

My Blog

work is the dumbest thing ever invented

In metaphorical terms does it make sense at all if a "dispassion" for something is believed to be so strong that it comes to be articulated in a manner where it takes on the character of somethin...
Posted by Bill Brasky on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:29:00 PST

If I.....

....manufactured shower curtains with..... -my face on them -a large caption that reads "I'm watching you" -and the eyes started glowing whenever they got water on them would you buy that ...
Posted by Bill Brasky on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

how to get out of a traffic ticket

1) put a SLAYER sticker on your back window2) get pulled over for making a right on red on hennepin and lagoon3) have the cop say that he will "cut you a break b/c you have a slayer sticker"4) conti...
Posted by Bill Brasky on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 01:15:00 PST

Top "8" Essay Contest

Since I can now control my top "8" here on myspace.com, I need you to tell me why you are better than everyone else on my list.  Tell me why you are good enough to be featured in the top 8 o...
Posted by Bill Brasky on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 02:23:00 PST

My personality snapshot according to a "legitimate" website

Global Personality Test Results for Jason Dorkelson Extraversion 63% Stability 50% Orderliness 16% Empathy 50% Interdependence 30% Intellectual 90% Mystical 36% Artistic 83% Religious 10% ...
Posted by Bill Brasky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

warren moon...........

is the greatest quarteback that will ever walk this earth. if you think otherwise you are wrong.
Posted by Bill Brasky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im on my space

that right, ive recently gotten a porn machine (computer) and a cell phone so i am totally with it these days. so be my "my space" friend jerk!
Posted by Bill Brasky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST