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Jen

If you don't lick A$$...don't even talk to me!

About Me

I'm a new mommy!! I have a BEA-utiful (haha) baby girl. I must say it has been one of the coolest things I have ever done in my life.
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My Interests

Really interested in going out one of these nights.. I haven't been out on my own in over two months.

I'd like to meet:

New/old friends, other new moms(or dads)AIM=ADORKANDILIKEIT

Music:

I choose, still to leave this portion blank lest I fall victim to the slew of myspace music elitists.

Movies:

I watch a lot of movies... some of them are pretty terrible.

Television:

Well still can't help but watch the hills, and lost I guess.. that breaking bad show was pretty good.

Books:

Don't have much quiet time to myself lately and when I do I'm too tired to read.

Heroes:

All the hipsters, stupid fuckers!

My Blog

USELESS!! yes it's true...

OK so I am really truly useless during the week, school keeps me so busy.  Today was very exciting, I got out early which left time for me to go grocery shopping (long overdue) and watch one sing...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:05:00 PST

VAGINA!!!

Boiling egg noodles and cabbage actually smells like vagina.  Who eats that shit anyway...?  (cabbage and egg noodles I mean)  And since when is cabbage/Brassica oleracea capitata, 'of ...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

What ever happened to....

Ok seriously... what happened to taking a girl out for dinner? I mean I like drinking...but I like food more...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:26:00 PST

Best EVER!!!!

You know what the best sound ever is..... Train whistle, especially late at night. It's one of my faorite things in the world. Just thought I'd share that.
Posted by Jen on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:46:00 PST

I DON'T FUCK FAT CHICKS!!!!

SERIOUSLY...THIS MAY OFFEND SOME OF YOU BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE I AM SICK OF ALL YOU FATTIES HITTING ON ME!!  SO LEAVE ME ALONE...GO EAT SOME MORE BON BON'S (AND/OR PIE'S) AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:32:00 PST

A slave to 'the man'....

You know what sucks... You get old, and you realize that your idealistic views are going to get you nowhere No matter how much you fight it, odds are you WILL end up like all those schmucks you used t...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:37:00 PST

Holy shit..guess what..

I am a huge wuss. It's hot outside...it was in the 80's yesterday, and I whined about it all day..like a huge wuss. I don't like being sweaty..unless it's during some hot sex, then it's ok...but other...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DELETE DELETE DELETE

Ahhh yes I decided to DELETE from my friends list. In all honesty the deletion was all pretty much at random....for the most part. Some of you I deleted because I didn't know who you were.....some o...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KOOL-AID

I have the worst ever craving for KOOL-AID!!! I thought you all might like to know that.
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthdays....

Ahhh yes it was my birthday on sat....I got to party like a rock star!! I had a blast puking all of the birthday out of me. Thank you to all of those who came out to celebrate. I have some pix...I wil...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST