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Stayc

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About Me

I am always more than, less than, and other than I know myself to be. Everyday I scratch the good itch, metaphorically and literally...and it was everything without expectation.Sometimes I daydream that I am a character in Super Mario Brothers...that character being the "princess" but instead of a pink dress I swagger around in the clothes I fell asleep in last night and I carry around a gun to combat bad guys. Often times my distinct scent provokes a lethal cold sweat in the flying turtles they've come to know as the fruit of the devil...their wings curl up like the legs of a witch flattened by a house and they fall down some hole and die. The intelligent bad guys scuttle out of my path succumbing to their cowardliness and the befallen ones are left in their dying stupor only able to utter the words "Kaiser Soeze." My theme song is Funky Town...don't ask me why, it just is...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the genuine ones, the humorous ones, and the intelligent ones. also steve buscemi, that guy rocks.

My Blog

Shes in Love with the World

I am. In love with the world. It's an amazing place, especially when one comes to revelations from the most seemingly exquisite as well as ordinary experiences that enrich every moment...as it is now....
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Miracles Abound: Littlewood’s Law

I recently stumbled upon this juicy piece of info. Beware: this may not be interesting."Littlewood's Law states that individuals can expect a miracle to happen to them at the rate of about one per mon...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Oh Microwavable Burrito

I envy my microwavable burrito. It goes from frozen to delicious mouth goddess in 2 minutes flat. My microwavable burrito has a life like you and I, only my burrito is on the fast track to my mouth. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:49:00 GMT

Farting Dynamics

Just musing in my head I realized how much I love observing the dynamics of farting. Yeah they're gross and shit (especially those sharts, leaving liquidly surprises in your undies...milla) but the d...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:11:00 GMT

Bend Over and Squeeze Out Halloween

Halloween is so silly. I love it so. Musing about ghosts, and dead hookers and oozy brains is the greatest. Even my craziez, aka my patients suffering from mental illness, were excited about Hallowee...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:55:00 GMT

I'd rather being shooting cats out of a rifle

I can't wait. It's so close. My freedom. Graduation 2007! So, I realize that in writing about my imminent and impending doom I am exemplifying the definition of cliche, but this is my blog and you're ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:42:00 GMT

The diagonal burn on my left thumb

Odd shapes do present themselves on my body, it's true. i know this must be extraordinarily fascinating but I am sure if you look closely, you will find them too. such bizarre manifestations include ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 00:06:00 GMT

Mania is a mad man's merriment

What is this motherfuckin world we live in....it's the best. My contradictory thoughts smoothly coincide with the paradox that is human existence, especially my own... Currently, I'm feeling the wrath...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:52:00 GMT

Heed the presence of the bicycle

Start seeing bicycle racks As you may or may not have noticed, there seems to a rising trend in bike enthusiasts all across the nation. Well, I made that up but anecdotally I've noticed more bikes. (...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 23:10:00 GMT

If only life were simpler...mating

we could all learn a lil something from our primates.At least a drink first...He won't call...btw. this is an entirely real picture of the "monkey book" displayed with the monkeys at the zoo in Sydney...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:52:00 GMT