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About Me

Hey there, the name's Ryan. It's a pleasure having you stop by. There are only two rules: shoes off and if you use the bathroom, flush twice.
Allow myself to tell you a little bit about myself. I'm 5'8" pushing 5'9" and I am slim and/or slender. Cosmo says you're fat? Yo, I ain't down with that. Your curves are kickin and I'm thinkin 'bout stickin... But I digress.
I work at an advertising agency, CM , in downtown Mpls. I am a Sr. Media Planner . In the most basic of terms I plan when and where ads of all kinds run. I work on Hamburger Helper, Hefty, Breathe Right Snoring Strips, and various other assignments. Sorry ladies, I do not get unlimited free Hamburger Helper. However, this was a direct result of Hamburger Helper.
Did I mention?
I think about you when I'm benchin'
I live in Uptown . I am 100% certain Billy Joel saw into the future and wrote Uptown Girl about me. Other Billy Joel songs about me include: She's Got a Way and She's Always a Woman to Me.
I brake for monster booty.
I frequently eat Hot 'N Spicy Chex Mix for breakfast and I wash it down with an ice cold Diet Dr. Pepper. Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like Regular Dr. Pepper. My favorite alcoholic drink of the moment is Crown Royal and Red Bull. I know a lot about produce. The Ugli Fruit has to be one of the coolest fruits ever. My favorite song of all time is Push It by Salt 'N Peppa. Push it real good indeed.
PS I will rub you the right way. Customer satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

My Interests

Sexy dames and plenty of 'em! Music Television Movies Advertising Magazines Dr. Pepper Monster booty

I'd like to meet:

Fellow naptime enthusiasts.

Music:

311 A Tribe Called Quest A.C. Newman Albert Hammond, Jr. Armand Van Helden Bad Company Basement Jaxx Beck Benjamin Diamond Benny Benassi Bethany Larson Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Bloc Party Boston Bread Brendan Benson Cansei de ser sexy Cassius Chris Koza Cowboy Curtis Cut Copy Daft Punk Death Cab For Cutie Deichkind Depeche Mode Digitalism Dinosaur Jr. DJ Dan DJ Icey DJ Quik Dr. Dre Drive By Truckers Dungeon Family Elvis Costello Erik Prydz Erlend Oye Estate Fatboy Slim French Kicks Fujiya & Miyagi G. Love Ghostland Observatory Gnarls Barkley Guns 'n' Roses Guster Hall and Oates Halloween, Alaska Har Mar Superstar Hot Hot Heat Howard Jones Huey Lewis Jacques Lu Cont Jay-Z Jeremy Messersmith John Parr Journey Jurassic 5 JUSTICE Kid Dakota Les Rythmes Digitales Less Than Jake Lionel Richie Lovedrug Melodious Owl Michael Jackson Mike Doughty Millions Billions Modjo MSTRKRFT Muse My Bloody Valentine My Morning Jacket Mylo Outkast Peaches Pete Yorn Peter Bjorn and John Phoenix Prodigy Radiohead Reel Big Fish Rhett Miller RinÃ´Ã§Ã©rÃ´se RÃ¶yksopp Run D.M.C. Ryan Adams Sexual Allegations Silversun Pickups Soul Coughing Spoon Stardust Steve Perry Styx Tahiti 80 Tapes 'n' Tapes Tears for Fears Ted Leo and the Pharmacists The 88 The Beastie Boys The Beatnuts The Black Angels The Black Keys The Bravery The Cash Money Millionaires (Big Tymers, Juvenile, Hot Boyz, Lil Wayne) The Chemical Brothers The Cool Kids The Crystal Method The Electric Six The Faint The Fresh Prince The Hold Steady The Hopfefuls The Impossibles The Jayhawks The Lemonheads The New Pornographers The Old 97's The Outfield The Postal Service The Raconteurs The Rapture The Shins The Strokes The White Stripes These Modern Socks Thom Yorke Todd Edwards Tom Petty Underworld Van Halen Vicious Vicious Weezer Wilco Young MC Zoot Woman anything by Kidz Bop

Movies:

Aliens American Psycho Anchorman Back to the Future 2 Bad Boys 2 Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon Better Off Dead Big Top Pee Wee Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Billy Madison Blade Blazing Saddles Bogus Journey Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo Cable Guy Caddyshack Casino Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Desperado Dirty Work Dodgeball Donnie Darko Garden State Ghost World Ghostbusters Grandma's Boy Half Baked Happy Gilmore Heat Kill Bill Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2 KingPin Kong LA Confidential Last Crusade Life Aquatic Lost in Translation Made Mallrats MST3K the Movie Napoleon Dynamite Office Space Old School Orgazmo Pee Wee's Big Adventure Pirates of the Carribean Point Break Predator Pulp Fiction Raiders of the Lost Ark Resevoir Dogs Return of the Jedi Ronin Serpico Silence of the Lambs Sin City South Park the Movie Spiderman Star Wars Stranger Than Fiction Suicide Kings Superbad Super Troopers Surviving the Game Swingers Temple of Doom The 40-Year Old Virgin The Empire Strikes Back The Kentucky Fried Movie The Lord of the Rings Trilogy The Matrix Tommy Boy True Romance Wayne's World Wedding Crashers Wet Hot American Summer

Television:

30 Rock Aqua Teen Hunger Force Arrested Development Curb Your Enthusiasm Dirty Jobs Family Guy How I Met Your Mother Kids in the Hall Late Night With Conan O'Brien Letterman Most Extreme Elimination Challenge My Name is Earl Reno 911 Scrubs Seinfeld South Park Stella The Chappelle Show The Office The Simpsons Tim and Eric Awesome Show Good Job! Venture Brothers

Books:

My attention span is too short for books. I'm trying to read America the book, but not much reading is getting done with the cover closed. Too many distractions. I'm more of a "on the john" kind of reader. Magazines and what not. I read a lot of magazines. Many of them women's service magazines for work. So if you ever need to know what's going on in Women's Day, Redbook, Ladies Home Journal, etc. call on me.

Heroes:

Jason Priestly and Luke Perry circa early-to-mid 90's. They inspired me to grow the sideburns I've proudly displayed for going on 10 years now.

My only regret is not being able to connect them to a mustache for a truly great facial hair experience

My Blog

Seeking advice

I reached out to a friend with a serious question that was quite troubling. The AIM conversation is below.Me: Can I confide in you and in turn ask advice?Friend: that's what friends are forMe: I boug...
Posted by RyRy on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST

File under weird

For my money, it doesn't get any better than when the badass strawberry dances in the graveyard....
Posted by RyRy on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

No thank you.

I don’t "gotta" do shit. I don’t much fancy Soulja Boy and I highly doubt my opinion of Church Boy would differ. I am not interested in "cranking that Church Boy" ...buuuuut talk to a C...
Posted by RyRy on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PST

Birf Control.

Parental Guidance Advised. This is what your kids do when you go to the grocery store.Look at the ham hocks on this one. Soooo Weeeeeee! If this doesn’t make you think twice about a) ...
Posted by RyRy on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

Uh oh! The professor said not to let him get a boner!

The edit of this video left out critical information. Ed O’Neil is Soccer Mummy. Watch More Videos Uploaded by www.bebo.com/Motorcity-Machinegun...
Posted by RyRy on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST

Most Triumphant

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Posted by RyRy on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST

The Best 80’s Song From The Ugliest Person Of The 80’s

Jane Child, why are you so ugly? Your funky beats got me swaying my hips. You say you don’t wanna fall in love, well, missy, I’m going to drop some knowledge on you. No one wants to fal...
Posted by RyRy on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:18:00 PST

Casual Friday indeed

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Posted by RyRy on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

Its not easy being green

Now, I don’t see a lot of buttholes, but if I had to venture a guess as to what this green bagel from work looks most like, I would put all my money on the Incredible Hulks anus. How’s ab...
Posted by RyRy on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:36:00 PST

Mens Room Etiquette Volume 2

I'm going to call this segment Men's Room Etiquette Tips for Late Night Eateries and Bars. This series of tips will make your men's room experience as well as the experience of others much better.Pee...
Posted by RyRy on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:21:00 PST