Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!)

About Me

ALL My BLOG Entries... Oldest to Newest. (Just scroll through 'n click on the one(s) you might be interested in!)
08.05.06: too little, too late (main part taken straight from my child's blog - sad, huh?)

08.06.06: I've Already Broke 'My' Space!

08.07.06: My Makeshift 'Profile Blurbs' (interests, etc...)

08.17.06: Liquid Ivy ROCKS!

08.24.06: Dan's Big Bottom Girl (ONLY the Strong at Heart should enter!)

09.16.06: Liquid Ivy @ Rack Daddy's - 09/16/2006 10:00 PM

09.23.06: Death is not funny...

09.30.06: Do YOU Read Blogs? (This is a real question from Lys)

09.30.06: Three Kick Azz Bands Gonna Rock O'Rileys on October 6th!

10.21.03: ~* RIP Baby Mone *~ (More Death... More Sadness... Why???)

10.22.06: About Dan

10.28.06: Let's Talk about SEX!

10.31.06: Happy Birthday to Mija, Amanda!!!

11.11.06: Internet Explorer SUCKS! MY Space looks ALL WRONG in it! Please view MY Space with Firefox!

12.12.06: December freebird Fotography Special - Last Chance before Prices Increase!

12.24.06: this is *JUST* myspace folks... lighten up! ;)

12.25.06: Merry Christmas!!!! (some fun 'n funnies!)

12.31.06: Happy Nude Year!

01.03.07: Family Snow Globes... ***aaawww*** Aren't we Beautiful! *wink*

01.13.07: Good News 'n Bad News... A real message from the real Lisa..

02.03.07: "My Boo" is Back!!! (online that is...)

03.25.07: Neat program that tells me a LOT about YOUR profile!!! (With Clickable Links!)

04.21.07: Cinco de Mayo Weekend.....

05.19.07: yeah i'm still here.. sorta

05.21.07: a short story in gaelic... (gotta luv google!)

05.22.07: ... and you call yourself a friend?!?!

05.23.07: FlyBy Slideshows are Too Kewl! Check out This One ~ All the Memorial Day Weekend Show Fliers!

05.24.07: LISA STILL LOVES DICK

05.26.07: for a good time...

05.30.07: Lysa /confused - LOL!

06.17.07: update on...

06.23.07: My titties are private...

06.24.07: All you gotta do is ASK

06.30.07: this sux

06.30.07: Happy Blog

11.25.07: this just might surprise a couple of yâ€™all...

01.19.08: what we do "after 5" at work

01.26.08: Guess Itâ€™s My Turn... "TAGGED"

ALL My BLOG Entries... Newest to Oldest. (Just scroll through 'n click on the one(s) you might be interested in!)
01.26.08: Guess Itâ€™s My Turn... "TAGGED"

01.19.08: what we do "after 5" at work

11.25.07: this just might surprise a couple of yâ€™all...

06.30.07: Happy Blog

06.30.07: this sux

06.24.07: All you gotta do is ASK

06.23.07: My titties are private...

06.17.07: update on...

05.30.07: Lysa /confused - LOL!

05.26.07: for a good time...

05.24.07: LISA STILL LOVES DICK

05.23.07: FlyBy Slideshows are Too Kewl! Check out This One ~ All the Memorial Day Weekend Show Fliers!

05.22.07: ... and you call yourself a friend?!?!

05.21.07: a short story in gaelic... (gotta luv google!)

05.19.07: yeah i'm still here.. sorta

04.21.07: Cinco de Mayo Weekend.....

03.25.07: Neat program that tells me a LOT about YOUR profile!!! (With Clickable Links!)

02.03.07: "My Boo" is Back!!! (online that is...)

01.13.07: Good News 'n Bad News... A real message from the real Lisa..

01.03.07: Family Snow Globes... ***aaawww*** Aren't we Beautiful! *wink*

12.31.06: Happy Nude Year!

12.25.06: Merry Christmas!!!! (some fun 'n funnies!)

12.24.06: this is *JUST* myspace folks... lighten up! ;)

12.12.06: December freebird Fotography Special - Last Chance before Prices Increase!

11.11.06: Internet Explorer SUCKS! MY Space looks ALL WRONG in it! Please view MY Space with Firefox!

10.31.06: Happy Birthday to Mija, Amanda!!!

10.28.06: Let's Talk about SEX!

10.22.06: About Dan

10.21.03: ~* RIP Baby Mone *~ (More Death... More Sadness... Why???)

09.30.06: Three Kick Azz Bands Gonna Rock O'Rileys on October 6th!

09.30.06: Do YOU Read Blogs? (This is a real question from Lys)

09.23.06: Death is not funny...

09.16.06: Liquid Ivy @ Rack Daddy's - 09/16/2006 10:00 PM

08.24.06: Dan's Big Bottom Girl (ONLY the Strong at Heart should enter!)

08.17.06: Liquid Ivy ROCKS!

08.07.06: My Makeshift 'Profile Blurbs' (interests, etc...)

08.06.06: I've Already Broke 'My' Space!

08.05.06: too little, too late (main part taken straight from my child's blog - sad, huh?)

Not much to say right now... If you know me, you already know 'n if you don't then who's to say?

What you see here on MySpace is
only but one side of me...

* NO I do not want to "hook up" with you!
(trust me ~ if I *did* I would have told ya by now!)

* Please do not send random friend requests without at the very least sending a message at the same time to let me know who you are and why you want me to add you!

* Please do not ask me to e-mail pics to you ~ There are plenty here for you to see already!

* Please don't make random assumptions about me... I am a pretty open-minded person ~ if you want to know something about me ~ just freakin ask! (...I'd rather you ask and get the truth, ya know!)

NOW for some of those nagging questions you may have about me...

Why do I put up "provocative" pictures, then turn around 'n say I am not interesting in *bleeping* you?
Because I want people to SEE that Big Beautiful Women can be sexy, too! ('n being "sexy" or putting up "provocative pix" does not mean I want to sleep with every guy who sends me a message ~ LOL!)

Why I you post so many bulletins about so many different bands?
Because in most cases, I personally knew at least one person in each band (from work or other various places); and, if I enjoy going to their shows, I do my best to give them the props 'n support they deserve! (there have only been a couple of rare exceptions to this rule... So, please don't contact me and ask me to pimp your band ~ unless I know ya personally!)

Do I consider myself a "groupie" to the bands I follow 'n promote?
No, not really. LOL! When I grew up, a "groupie" was someone who did special "favors" to get in back-stage or invited to after-parties... I may flirt a LOT; but, the honest truth is: I hang out with the people I hang out with because I enjoy their friendship and their music! 'n with the exception of ocassionally playfully asking for "an autograph" on my boobs or some such similar thing ~ or this one very strange game of strip poker "without cards" ~ I pretty much always leave my clothes on when I'm around my band friends! (dun even try to figure out that game.. it's an inside joke...)

If there is anything else you want to know about me... Pleasetake the time to READ my profile *and* my blog... there's plenty posted already to give you a good start on what I'm all about...

'n REMEMBER: Don't be afraid to ASK! I'd rather you know the truth, than to dream up some twisted ideas of what's really going on in my life ~ LOL!

My Interests

One of my nics is "Freaky Geek" - that pretty much sums it up. I love techie stuff - computers mostly... 'n I love being a freak (but, won't get into *that* right now... *G*)

NOTE: Most the professional pix in the pix area here were taken by an awesome local photographer, Carol, of freebird Fotography . I had cropped them for various reasons; and, realized I should give credit where credit is due! If the pic looks profession (obviously not a "snapshot"; and, is not watermarked and/or copyrighted), most likely it's one Carol took. I do have permission to post the photos she took.

Talan Rockin with his new keyboard and mics! (Christmas 2006)

Talan "Getting Started" on his 1st "drum set"... (Summer 2007)

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My Grandbaby Talan and his 1st drum set - Getting Started...

Description: I had bought and setup this "drum set" for my 2 yr old Grandbaby to play because he has so much energy and loves to play with my "souvenir" drum sticks I have been given by a couple of local drummers... As soon as he saw it, he sat down and started banging away ~ w00t! (I'm sure my neighbors loved it as much as I did! ***aaawww*** hehehe...).

NOTE: I have resized the video on my profile to make it closer to the original file size ~ yeah, it's really that small cuz I shot the vid from my cell phone... hehe... Be sure to check out " My Videos " for the "uncut" version as well as a "special performance" for his Mommy!

Upcoming Local Band Shows

UPCOMING LOCAL SHOWS

If you are a close personal friend - as in you know where I work and play - and you have an upcoming gig... Post the banner/image for your upcoming gig in my comments and I'll put it up here until the day after the gig (unless you ask me not to). I love to support local bands ~ especially ones my "kewl peeps" play in! *smiles*

The BlackSheep Band
@ O'Rileys ~ SATURDAY, May 17th

The BlackSheep Band
www.myspace.com/theblacksheepband

Benny goes in for surgery on May 23rd to have the cancer infected portion of his colon removed. This will probably be the last show he plays for a while to give him time to recover from his cancer treatment.

Here are some ideas where you can post your support for him:

The Band Page: http://www.myspace.com/theblacksheepband

Benny's Personal Page: http://www.myspace.com/blacksheepbenny

Benny's Blog: "Colon Cancer"

My Blog: : "A request â€™n very important msg... "

The "Letâ€™s Party with Benny and The BlackSheep Band" Event Page: Click Here to View Event

'n of course, you can repost this - or any of their bulletins - to show support and help spread word...

Let's help him make this one hell of a party to wish him a quick and complete recovery!!!

Demon of Subourne
Family Benefit
@ Skillman Street Pub ~ May 16th

Demon of Subourne
www.myspace.com/norsemagicka
Subourne
www.myspace.com/subourne
RIVETHEAD
www.myspace.com/rivethead

'n Here is a nifty lil link you can click on 'n if ya happen to be on my friends' list, you will be able to see the most recent bulletins I've posted/re-posted (...most of which are band related posts...)

CLICK HERE...
...to see the most recent bulletins I have posted (and those which I have re-posted for my friends)

oh 'n i know i missed a couple of birthdays.... sorry!!!

'n on that note.... a special mention to one of my long time friends from ross avenue... Happy Birthday James!!!!! Hope you had an AWESOME Birthday!!! Love ya!!!!!! {{{hugs 'n kisses }}}

Banner Central

CLICK ON THE MUSIC PLAYER OF YOUR CHOICE
TO LISTEN TO RENEGADERADIO.NET NOW!

Special Honor: Black Tooth (Kick Ass Band from Turkey!)

www.myspace.com/blacktoothmusictr

www.blacktoothmusic.com

Black Tooth Home Video Part II
Google Video Description: This video contains Ride For Dime, Hot Rods&Hoggs, Tomcats and Road Trips of Black Tooth... You can find every fuckin thing in that video, pantera, crowbar, down, pumpjack, thc, more beers, all texans brothers and sisters, all our new friend... we lov ya all... CHEERS

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I'd like to meet:

I'm not really the star-struck type of gal; so, I don't really have anyone in particular that I can think of off the top of my head

After reading my entire profile, checking out my blog, etc... If you *still* think you wanna send me a friend request and/or send me any messages,you can use these links.

Friend Request ~*~ Send me a MySpace Message

Be aware that unless I know YOU, I will *NOT* accept any friend requests without knowing who you are and why you want to add me as a friend 'n even atthat, there is no guarantee!

My Always 'n Forever Top Peeps!

Mija
♥ Amanda ♥

Chi
♥ Kayla ♥

Jecca
♥ Jessica ♥

Fam 'n Long Time (10+ Yrs) Friends...

Lisa
"simply me..."

Cory

Jennifer

Josette

SD

Billy

James

Chip

Jodi

Jessi

Joey

"Uncle" James

Music:

Here are some of my fav local bands!
Each image is a clickable link which will take you to their MySpace Band Page.

If you like Great Music ~ Check 'em out!

They are all local to the DFW Area
'n they All freakin ROCK!

Below are text links for the bands listed above:

The Black Sheep Band ~*~ Six Point Hollow ~*~ AMYSTIC ~*~ Kung Foo Preacher ~*~ Dark Sol ~*~ Reverent ~*~ Major Issues ~*~ RIVETHEAD ~*~ MEAT GOAT ~*~ PIMPADELIC ~*~ Rex Mundi ~*~ Twenty3Fifty9

Burnin'EmDown

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There's not much I don't like when it comes to music - seriously.But, if you wanna know what I got programmed on my car radio, it'd be:

97.9 (97.9 The Beat - The HipHop Station.)
104.5 (K-104 - Urban contemporary music.)
100.3 (Jack FM - Playing what we want.)
92.5 (KZPS - The Classic Rock Station.)
98.7 (K-Luv - Oldies Radio.)
96.3 (KSCS - The Country Leader.)
106.1 (KISS FM - Hit Music.)
93.3 (93.3 The Bone Rocks Harder-Dallas Fort Worth Area.)

There are other local stations I like, too ( Oasys , Wolf ,etc..). In all honesty, I almost always keep it on 97.9 The Beat! ;)

Movies:

Not really "into" movies much at all - though can sit through 'em 'n usually end up liking 'em when I do - LOL! (There's just other things I'd rather be spending my time doing...)

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

OK ~ Yeah, "there is a reason" for the "Every Rose Has It's Thorn Theme"... Couple of reasons actually - but, that doesn't really matter.. Just enjoy it while you can! *smiles*

Television:

Pretty much same as "Movies" :|

Books:

The 'net has made me lazy when it comes to reading... I haven't actually read a book from cover to cover in years! But, when I did used to readall the time, I preferred horror stories (Stephen King, V.C. Andrews, etc..). 'n I'll even admit I used to pick up a "novela" from time to time when I lived in Mexico - LOL! *blush*

Future PC Tech!

...that's my grandbaby - being a lil nerd like his grandma! LOL!

"Da-Da thought I could use an 'edge-up'..."

...guess the clippers had other plans! LOL!

Heroes:

I could list all the "standard" heroes: God, my parents and loved ones, etc... But, that's pretty much a given.

Oh shoot.. I gotta - just gotta - put "mija" down, too - 'cuz she's been through hell 'n back the past couple years 'n is coming through it all inone piece! I don't know if I'd have had the strength to face and overcome some of the huge losses and changes in her life! I love you girl! {{{hugs}}}

Right Now? Besides all listed above... Pretty much anyone who can get past all the images 'n silliness 'n see me as an individual ~ a person ~instead of an object.... you know... a Friend!

Hanging with my Good Friends Chip 'n Jodi at a Big Blue Heart show @ Poor Davids in Dallas on 11/09/2006

Chip
Jodi

My Blog

A request ’n very important msg...

...from a Man who would go out of his way to help those in need!If you know my good friend Benny, then you already know what I mean.. If not, maybe it's time to get to know him! Benny will go ou...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Sun, 11 May 2008 08:37:00 PST

Guess Its My Turn... "TAGGED"

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose about 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you cho...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:12:00 PST

what we do

create lil play cities ~ LOL! ;)anyway... my friend 'n i set this up.. (ok, he did really but anyway..).. http://C-o-D.MyMiniCity.com pls click. it's sorta corny; but, that's what us geek...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

this just might surprise a couple of yall...

a big "THANKS" to a guy even more brilliant than i ~ who's IQ Test blog motivated me to give this quiz a shot in these wee hours o' the morn.... no need to comment or anything....
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST

Happy Blog

OK.. So yeah... a friend of mine said something about reading a couple of my blog entries 'n that was it cuz they were sad blogs. Well.. I hadn't realized my blogs had made a turn for the sad......
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

this sux

i hate moving! ugh.anyway... i missed ancestor last night... i was actually gonna try to swing by for a bit to try to catch their set; but, i stayed at work a bit too long and would ...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

All you gotta do is ASK

Straight from the "about me" section on my profile:"If there is anything else you want to know about me... Please take the time to READ my profile *and* my blog... there's plenty posted already to g...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

update on...

... everything! first... why am i using my phone to access myspace? cuz i'm a dumb-ass n didn't pay the electric bill - AGAIN. think i woulda learned from the last couple times, right? uhhmm...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:56:00 PST

Lysa /confused - LOL!

My current "name" (Lysa /confused - LOL!)...... and, "headline":"How does the bad boy I think he is turn out to be so damned nice??? I don't even know how to react! ...but, it's sorta a good fee...
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

for a good time...

now it all makes sense! hahaha......
Posted by Lysa (Sex+ Certified with 27 yrs experience!) on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:26:00 PST