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Fool's Muse

Alcohol for the Soul; Chocolate for the Spirit

About Me

I like...- Crackers and Dip - Crackers and Cheese - Crackers and Cheese and Dip - Crackers and Cheese and Dip and other toppings - Jelly - Pie - Beautiful people - Strange feelings - Affection - DreamsI dislike:- Ugly people I don't know - Foolish people - Ugly Foolish people....

My Interests

My ideal gifts: Containers and tools. Tools for me to create things with, and containers to store those creations!Things I've said:'The only way to get attention is to give it.' 'A curse is a blessing, depending on your point of view.' 'If she doesn't love you back, then she's not the perfect woman.' 'Memories are all we have. People carry our memories with them, so in turn, people are all we really have!' 'I put the mental in sentimental.' 'Find the problem, find the cure.' 'Look, but don't expect to find. Then when you do, it'll be more of a surprise.' 'The best things in life are always slightly out of reach, but that's how you know they're worth stretching for.' 'The law is infallible. Those who enforce it are not.' 'Modesty is a waste of good gloating time!' 'Angels don't believe in humans.' 'Being single hurts less than having a love but not being with them, but... having love is a greater joy than being single.' 'I'm the most average extremist, the most common rare, wherever you are, I'll always be there.' 'No opinion is universal.' 'If you want it to stop raining, wear a raincoat.' 'Sometimes, all people need to hear is themselves.' 'If you look too far out, you forget what's close to you.' 'All you have to realise is that all the boundaries in your life... don't really exist.' 'Life's a book. Don't skip the bad chapters, they make the good ones sweeter, and the ending more satisfying.' 'saggy breasts are natures way of saying "stop doing handstands." ' 'Know what you want, before you seek it.' 'Break the fourth wall, talk to God.'

I'd like to meet:

All the people who I have met through the internet, but never met in the physical world. Though we may never meet, I'm always here for you guys.A woman who has no emotional issues, a woman who is sweet, kind, romantic, wild, intelligent and deep. A woman who will get all my jokes! A woman who can teach me, and who I can teach. A woman who can get my soul drunk. View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

I love Trance and Jungle, upbeat and fast is the way it should be. I'm fond of most electronic genres, as well as old school rock and some psychedalia ;)I really don't like country, blues, emo music and screamo-type music, they either don't have a meaning for me, or they simply hurt my ears!Favourites: Air Aphrodite Bad Company Basement Jaxx Concord Dawn Dragonforce Fatboy Slim Ferry Corsten Gatecrasher Gouryella Humate Joe Satriani K90 Klute Kraftwerk Leftfield London Elektricity Massive Attack Ministry of Sound Moby Múm Nightwish Paramore Porcupine Tree Prodigy Ronny Jordan Shapeshifter Solar Stone The Chemical Brothers Way Out West

Movies:

Favourites: V for Vendetta Highlander Good morning Vietnam Les Miserables Blackadder: Back and Forth The Fifth Element Pirates of the Caribbean Bladerunner The goonies Austin powers The Life of Brian Scary Movie 1,2,3 and especially 4 Not Another Teen Movie Sin City Epic Movie Kingdom...

Television:

Favourites: The Simpsons Family Guy South Park Jackass Monster Garage Coupling 3rd Rock from the Sun

Books:

Favourite Series: Harry Potter Lord of the Rings (before the movies came out! :P) Redwall The Flying Dutchman The Lady of the Sorrows Philippa Gregory Novels Discworld Dan Brown Novels(Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, Deception Point) Artemis Fowl Ken Follet novelsFavourite Singles: The Lovely Bones -this book has had a profound influence on my life. The only book, in fact the only inanimate thing to cause me tears in my entire adult life is this book. I've never read anything that has drawn me inside of it so completely... it's beautiful and it's magical. Read it.

Heroes:

Dad The Mermaid from my dream The Wind Memories Midnight

My Blog

More XP mods

It all started when I ranted about macs to my girlfriend. I detest mac machines for a realm of reasons, which I wont state here (but you can ask me if you don't know the differences), but anyway, she ...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:59:00 PST

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Your True FriendsOn mountains of sin and ignorance,men build castles.Who are we to say they are wrong?That's the chance we take with destiny.We trust the children of destroyers to be creators,just lik...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:04:00 PST

Night

The night's sweet breath billowscurling into ringsswirling forever outwardlike ripples on a ponda single bird singsa lullaby or a dirgeas you give up your hold on realityand you teeter on the vergeof....
Posted by Fool's Muse on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:17:00 PST

A Toast!

A friend of mine called Daniel suggested I use poetry to describe why I love Toast so much. And why not?Crunchy, golden square with brown rimnoisome vociferous tasty dintasty, chewy, and on the topdel...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:20:00 PST

Sports!?

This poem was created due to a request for a sports-related poem. This is probably the only sport I know, so here it is. It was written line-by-line, rather thoughtlessly at first, but it developed in...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:09:00 PST

Walkers in rest

It is possible that we are merely elements of an eternal sleeper's dream; figments of an ever-reaching and logical imagination; children of a dream. What happens to dreams, when the dreamer awakes? Wi...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:03:00 PST

If I was God

Tell me, have you ever been to a beach and toyed with crabs under rocks?Or played with small creatures; trying to make them change direction, like putting objects in front of ants...It's always pleasa...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

Poem for Sue

Last poem for now. Honestly!She sits in her chair, with her hands in the air,She stands alone in a field.She paints a smile upon everyone's face,But her hidden wounds are never quite healed....
Posted by Fool's Muse on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:38:00 PST

Me

Another brief one :) I like the rhythm to it. Suggestions for adding to it are welcome!I put the Mental in Elemental,The Ire in Fire.I create without intention, or instruction,and my final invention, ...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:36:00 PST

Poem for Sketcha

Brief can be beautiful, I hope. A mantra for the lovers of the storm~Rain, rain, beautiful rainwhen the clouds turn dark I never complain,when the air is wet I never refrain,for this storm will make t...
Posted by Fool's Muse on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:30:00 PST