Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =]

About Me

Your Pimp Name Is...
White Chocolate Tickler What's Your Pimp Name?
The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive DisorderIt started with a simple affection for counting and
the terror it induced in others, didn't it?
But now it's turned into a full-blown
life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order,
repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism.
You used to be so grand, but now you find
yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest
things--like, maybe if you don't check the
light switch at least once every two minutes,
the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're
a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or
maybe if you don't wash your hands until your
seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal
disease. Get yourself some treatment.
Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
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My Interests

None.

I'd like to meet:

No one anymore.
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Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Music:

Guns 'n' roses, Pat Benatar, Blonde, Frank Zappa, Cyndi Lauper, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, the Eurythmics, Trio, Madness, Debbie Gibson, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Meat Loaf, Mega Death, Tupac, OLd School, Old skool gangster rap, Snoopaloupe, 00-Metro, Alice Cooper, Ozzy, Green Day, Chevelle, Oldies, CCR, and more.

Movies:

Evil Dead 1-2, The Army of Darkness, The Crow movies, Eurotrip, The Shaun of the Dead, Nap. Dy., Club Dread, Super Troopers, Waynes World 1 & 2, National Lampoon movies, The Goonies, Red Dwarf T.V. series, Corky Romano, Lady Bugs, Money Talks, Stealing Harvard, old School, Rat Race, Uncle Buck, Freddy Vrs. Jason, the seed of Chuckie, Road Trip, the new guy, clerks, chasing Amy, clerks the animated series, jay and silent bob strike back, American pie 1-3, Dogma, troll, demon night, bordello of blood, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps back, Ginger Snaps the beginning,Meet the Feebles, and some others.

Television:

Clerks, Red Dwarf, The Crow, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, Magnum P.I., Macgyver, ScTV, SNL, Saved by the Bell, Family Matters, Step by step, full house, Greg the Bunny, Seseme street (1983-89 the good years), puzzle time place, muppet babies, the muppet show, South Park, etc.

Books:

Any thing from Harry's Classy books careof Harry's Sex Shop. Since 11/1/05 at 1:16am. =]

Heroes:

John Candy, the cast and crew of SCTV*, Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Chris Farley, John Belushi, Jim Belushi, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, the Murray Brothers, Cheech and Chong, Richard Marin, Tommy Chong, Brandon Lee ( the Crow), Mark D., George Carlin, Richard Pryor, the legendary Rodney Dangerfield,*John Candy, Joe Flahrety, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Rick Moranis, Cathrine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, and Dave Thomas. But not Martin Short.

My Blog

Booty Call Agreement

Booty Call Application THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public excep...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

This is 100% true, and I din't write this I literally stole it from someone else, but its true.

Body: 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..reall...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:42:00 PST

Brittany being an ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What the Fuck is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST

WHY US LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS............

WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS............1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.4. We would talk ...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

Proctoligist's Office!!!!!!!

Proctologist's Office I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor c...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST

S poem I stole for my love. =]

poem Roses are redviolets are korny, when I think of youOhh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and ma...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:28:00 PST

How I say I love you =]

This is my results. Yay! How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven Name ...believe in true love? yesnoI wish I didI wish I didn'tmost definitelynot until someone proved it to me ...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

Cheech fills out the survey!

1. Who are you? Cheech 2. Are we friends? HECK YES! 3. When and how did we meet? umm a while ago and when you asked me about the green fairy ;) 4. How have I affected you? your my freaking sunshine :)...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:11:00 PST

Survey. =]

Name: Birthday: Birthplace: Current Location: Eye Color: Hair Color: Height: Right Handed or Left Handed: Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: Your Weakness: Y...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:03:00 PST

EWW, my brother's reply lol.

Lol, Mad Mike aka my brother's reply to My survey. Nasty ass... lol. 1. Who are you? a fine piece of hunk 2. Are we friends? heck no 3. When and how did we meet? our mommy and daddy said meet y...
Posted by Ego Stroker aka Sunshine =] on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:04:00 PST