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mike

Mad Mike

About Me

I go to Allan Hancock college and I'm majoring in film.So basically I make movies and right now my production comapany is busy working on a movie thats due to come out in april. The company is called Elmo Project All-stars so that's why I talk about it so much in the rest of the profile. It was an inside joke.Take the quiz: "Are you a good girl/boyfriend?"

You are the best
awwww you are everything they ever wanted. You seem to always make them smile. You never argue. They would never even think of cheating on you. you are the lack of a better word

My Interests

acting, filming, writing, ladies, having
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I'd like to meet:

the cast from every single elmo project all stars movies. those guys are straight up hilarious. I especially want to meet the guy who plays officer pili because he looks like a cool guy and axl rose because he's got to be the greatest singer ever.

Music:

Guns and Roses, green day, godsmack, sublime, stp, rob zombie, ozzie, black sabbath, 2 pac, oo-metro,linkin park, and megadeth Take the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?"

Goodbye Kiss
The kiss where you know where he/she is coming back for more.

Movies:

anything by the elmo project all-stars Take the quiz: "Are You In Love?"

You are meant for each other!
CONGRATS! YOU TWO ARE PERFECT...YOUR PARENTS LOVE HIM/HER UR FRIENDS LOVE HIM/HER. LIFE MUST B GREAT HUH??

Television:

I like comedy central, espn, mtv, vh1, and family guy. I don't watch too much t.v. I prefer movies and thats what I make. oh yeah I forgot I like watching sports. I LOVE the Raiders those are my boys. I've seen them in oakland a couple of times. yo yo I forgot I Love the Celtics also and the sharks. I like hockey and football oh yeah and basketball. hey maybe I should have put this in the part that describes myself

Books:

what are books? No seriously what are they

Heroes:

Crow, axl, chris day, officer pili, Josh and rufio.

My Blog

garfield gets mad

blah blah blah I'm starting to get really tired of your shit, so why don't you do everyone a favor and sober up and go lay down. you know you once were respected by people but now you've proven tha...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lassie leaves a drunk message

Lassie: hey you stupid cat answer your phone. oh yeah I forgot cats don't know how. ha ha ha cats are stupid and your stupid your momma's stupid. I could kick your ass any day, you fat ass. DOGS...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interview with garfield(responds to lassie)

Mike: So Garfield how did you feel when Lassie made those comments? Garfield: What she can do is kiss my fury orange ass. But Yo man I don't care about no tired old bitch going around and saying sh...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I interview Lassie

Mike: So lassie what do you think make better pets? cats or dogs? Lassie: have you ever seen a dog puke up a hairball? NO! that's why dogs are better. Can cats save their owners from wells. NO!Fuck...
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

army ants

I recently went to a military base and I stumbled upon some army ants but what surprised me most was they were in full uniform
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hippos

I realized that one day I would like to see a hippo attempt to tap dance
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

women

Women are like fire, if your not careful and treat it right it will end up burning you
Posted by mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST