rock and roll. movies. smoking crack. killing. undermineing. guitar. deviled eggs. pizza, marlboro reds. ice beer(cheap). elvis pink crayon. standing in bathwater. layin low, getting high. friends and good times.
rock and roll, country, rockabilly, punk rock,metal, folk physcobilly
true romance, natural born kilelrs , evil dead 1 and 2, forest gump rodger rabbit toy story, all tarantino, night of the living dead return of the living dead ....alll zombie movies. horror movies that noone as heard of...
cartoons, documentrys, reno 911, aqua teen. simpsons , i love lucy,myth busters, tom and jerry , cops, cartton network and boomerang.
hunter s. thompson, asimov , jack keruoc , william s broughrrous, and how to love your mother more
Name: max powers
Birthdate: december 25th 0000
Birthplace: jerusleam
Current Location: in a chair
Eye Color: i cant see
Hair Color: grape
Height: means hows tall somethign is
Weight: you never ask a girl that question
Piercings: your g/f vocie when i fuck her in the ass
Tatoos: i got a small tribal on my lower back
Overused Phraze: hey
FAVORITES
Food: dead babies
Candy: the kind from strangers
Number: take one bitch
Color: negro
Animal: from muppet babies
Drink: anything masta purs in the troth
Alcohol Drink: rubbing
Bagel: a good one
Letter: 8
Body Part on Opposite sex: penis
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepoke
Hot tea or Ice tea: luke warm see
Chocolate or Vanilla the swirl one on the ice cream machines between vanilla and chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: your mom
Kiss or Hug: blowjob
Love or Money: money ...damn jew
YOUR...
Bedtime: ask your mom
Best phyiscal feature: the hickey she left last night
First Thought Waking Up: how the fuck am i goign to get this hickey off
Goal for this year: to get your moms hickey off
Best Friends: my right hand
Weakness: kryptonite
Fears: stuff iam scared of
Heritage: sucks
Longest relationship: 9898745632 years....god i miss that man
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: no i have never drank anything in my life and i am in the book of world records for living longer than any other person deprived of water
Ever Smoked: cock
Pot: and pans
Ever been Drunk: ..... i got nothing
Ever been beaten up: over weather or not to "doudble dare" or "physical challenge"
Ever beaten someone up:
Ever Shoplifted: yeah i stole this computer
Ever Skinny Dipped: alright i will meet ya at the catholic school pool
Been Dumped Lately: no but i took one this morning
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: black
Favorite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long: big cocks
Height: 2"4
Style: midevil
Looks or Personality: smell
Hot or Cute your neither
Drugs and Alcohol: hey youve had some this whole time and your holding out
Muscular or Really Skinny: fat
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit: montana
How do you want to Die: i want courtney love to fuck me to death
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah anit welcome back for a year
Get along with your Parents: no but i get along with your parents jsut fine
Health Freak: what
Do you think your Attractive: oh hell yeah
Believe in Yourself: you should always belive in god
Want to go to College: of knowlege
Do you Smoke: cock i told you
Shower Daily: hahahahaha
Been in Love: once with a bagel
Do you Sing: i dont have a throat
Want to get Married: haha funny your mom asked me the same thing last night
Do you want Children: only yours, and in a blender
Have your future kids names planned out: jesus, boqueshia
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i dont do that
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
elvis. pete townsend, dee dee ramone, hunter s thompson, marty mcfly, bruce wayne