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satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas

About Me

SECURITY IS WHEN EVERYTHING IS SETTLED. WHEN NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. SECURITY IS THE DENIAL OF LIFE.

i go to the funerals of absolute strangers and tell the grieving family: the soul of the deceased is trapped inside my rib cage and trying to reach you.
on 22 june 2006, i learned who gene roddenberry is.
i've looked at clouds from both sides now, from up and down, and still somehow...it's just illusions i recall - i really don't know clouds at all

My Interests

To protect the world from devestation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above! espionage, building my flying apparatus beneath the Houston Astrodome, licking, writing, eating opponents' brains, inventing cocaine, performing the five-point palm exploding-heart technique, chess, Russian, interuniversal travel via hot air balloon, making tea, portraiture, assisting evil alien Lord Xenu, attempting yoga, bellydancing, obssessing over "the Dark Knight", smirking at pantomime, snowball fights, reading PervScan and ZenFetish, marveling, studying, kicking ass, Scandinavia and those who are all about it, surrealist games, paneer, psychology, Domo-kun, burlesque, Boy Scouts, Batman, fashion, action, Shakira, cabaret, Michael Haneke, the Nouvelle Vague, handlebar moustaches, German Expressionism, the CIA, Radical Edward, angry music, the proceedings of the Athanasius Kircher Society, miso soup, Kelly, Nabokov, astrology, deerstalker caps, viking funerals, Brad Neely, Repressed Homosexual Suicide Pacts, Elegant Gothic Lolita, David Lynch, Belly Dance Divas, Orson Welles, Scandinavia, 'pataphysics, Natalie Dee, monocles, trauma, Cyrillic, old film stock

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a tux of penguins.
MY FRIENDS
CLARE

she was born in a bottle rocket 1929
with wings that ringed around a socket right between her spine
all drenched in milk, in holy water pouring from the sky
i know that she will live forever, she won't ever die

JIMMY

this isn't the last song, they don't know us you see
it's only the last song if we let it be

ALIYA

the dreamer is somnambulising the somnambulist in an ambulance
i kissed and killed an ambulance

KARA

when you think the night has seen your mind
that inside you're twisted and unkind
let me stand to show that you are blind
please put down your hands, cause i see you
i find it hard to believe you don't know
the beauty that you are

KEN

show me show me show me how you do that trick!
the one that makes me scream, she said
the one that makes me laugh, she said
and threw her arms around my neck

MELODY

brown eyes i hold you near, you are the only song i want to hear
a melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

LEXI

how many nights of talking in hotel rooms can you take?
how many nights of limping round on pagan holidays?
elope with me in private and we'll set something ablaze
a trail for the devil to erase

AMANDA

there's no hell and no hiroshima
chernobyl was a cover up
the world is really all in love

AKASHA

i arch my back to touch the stars
they fall from my hand
tomorrow the sun will rise again
a pearl, a grain of sand

AMBER

and in the rollercoaster din
by the parachutes in saddle shoes
you break your shins
but i have never seen two eyes so shiny

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Music:

My Favorite Music Acid Bath, the Autumns, Babes in Toyland, ANGELO BADALAMENTI, BAUHAUS, the Beatles, BEIRUT, Belle & Sebastian, Björk, Blue Bob, Blue Öyster Cult, Bôa, Boards of Canada, David Bowie, Candypants, Wendy Carlos, Celtic Woman, Climax Golden Twins, COIL, Daisy Chainsaw, the Decemberists, THE DRESDEN DOLLS, Einstürzende Neubauten, Foxhole, the Frank Popp Ensemble, Franz Ferdinand, Katie Jane Garside, Goblin, PJ HARVEY, Imogen Heap, HOLE, Jack Off Jill, Jane's Addiction, Billy Joel, JMc, Jocelyn Pook, Joy Electric, Lazy Lane, Living with Eating Disorders, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Miranda Sex Garden, My Bloody Valentine, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, My Ruin, NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pagan Babies, Liz Phair, Pixies, Placebo, Portishead, QUEEN ADREENA, REM, Rammstein, Rasputina, Scarling., Shakira, the Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Smashing Pumpkins, THE SMITHS, Swans, Switchblade Symphony, Tool, Umbrella Tree, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, Rufus Wainwright, the White Stripes
I listen to jazz, Coltrane in particular, when I write. I'm an amateur chamber music enthusiast and my favorite composer is Schubert. I would love to get a hold of that jukebox that Quentin Tarantino has in his house. When a good song that I'm really into comes on, I have to sit down and be all intense about it and concentrate, but when I'm milling around doing my thing, I play unnerving ambient noise.

please visit Amanda Palmer's Myspace

Movies:

I Have an Awesome Passion for Film Annie Hall, Audition, Bande a Part, Batman Begins, the Big Lebowski, Blood of a Poet, Blue Velvet, Brewster McCloud's Amazing (Sexy) Flying Machine, Cache, Cannibal Holocaust, City Lights, a Clockwork Orange, Contempt, THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER, Cries & Whispers, Dead Ringers, Death Proof, the Departed, Dogma, Dom Durakov, THE DOUBLE LIFE OF VERONIQUE, DROWNING BY NUMBERS, El Topo, the Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, EYES WIDE SHUT, Fantastic Planet, Fargo, Freaks, FUNNY GAMES, the Game, THE GODFATHER, the Green Butchers, Grey Gardens, GRINDHOUSE, a Hard Day's Night, Harold & Maude, Heavenly Creatures, Help!, Ichi the Killer, Inland Empire, Interiors, I Spit on Your Grave, Jacob's Ladder, JULIET OF THE SPIRITS, Juno, Kill Bill vol. I, Lolita, Love & Death, M, the Man Who Fell to Earth, May, Memento, MULHOLLAND DRIVE, Naked Lunch, the Omen, THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC, Persona, the Phantom of Liberty, the Piano Teacher, Pink Flamingos, Planet Terror, THE PRESTIGE, Psycho, Requiem for a Dream, Rigoletto, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rope, Rosemary's Baby, the Saragossa Manuscript, Secretary, Session 9, the Seventh Continent, THE SHINING, the Silence, Silence of the Lambs, Stand By Me, Star Time, Sunset Boulevard, Suspiria, SWEET MOVIE, Taxi Driver, Thirteen, Through a Glass Darkly, the Tin Drum, Transformers, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, the Usual Suspects, Videodrome, THE VIRGIN SPRING, Winter Light, ZODIAC
I am obssessive about craft. I have watched and rewatched "the Godfather" and "Zodiac" a sick number of times marvelling over their craft. My Top 5 Directors are David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, John Waters and Ingmar Bergman. I am terrified of musicals and, with some pretty slim exceptions, I can't watch them (especially in theatres).

Television:

TVTVTVTV Azumanga Daioh, Batman the Animated Series, Beast Wars, Beetle Borgs, Cowboy Bebop, Dinosaurs, Gundam Wing, Forensic Files, the L Word, Laverne & Shirley, Law & Order: SVU, the Mighty Boosh, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mystery Diagnosis, the Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Sailor Moon, Serial Experiments Lain, Star Trek, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Transformers, the Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, Unsolved Mysteries, VR Troopers, What Not to Wear (British), Wondershowzen
I watch virtually no television in terms of when it's actually aired. I can't stand having my schedule dictated by TV. The only thing I'll watch as it airs is Craig Ferguson. I have a deep, abiding love of the man. Every 4th of July I stay in all day and watch "the Twilight Zone" marathon on SciFi, though. Naturally.

Books:

I LOVE READING BITCH ROSSIIA and A Cigarette Burn on the Moon (Aliya Mehdi), the End of Alice (A.M. Homes), the Sluts (Dennis Cooper), Ada or Ardor (Vladimir Nabokov), Necrophilia Variations (Supervert), Animal Rights & Pornography (J. Eric Miller), the Cement Garden (Ian McEwan), Autobiography of a Schizophrenic Girl ("Renee"), Edie (Jean Stein), Dirty Blonde: the Diaries of Courtney Love (Courtney Love), Wasted (Marya Hornbacher), Silence of the Lambs (Thomas Harris), Story of the Eye (Georges Bataille), Writings of the Vienna Actionists (Brus et al), the Female Eunuch (Germaine Greer), the Brothers Karamazov (Fyodor Dostoevsky), Rosemary's Baby (Ira Levin), Sailor Moon Vol. I-XVIII (Takeuchi Naoko), House of Incest (Anais Nin), Story of O (Pauline Reage), Burlesque and the Art of the Teese (Dita Von Teese), the Book of Masks: an Anthology of French Symbolist & Decadent Writing (Remy De Gourmont et al), And the Ass Saw the Angel (Nick Cave), the Man who Fell to Earth (Walter Tevis), the Stanley Kubrick Archives (Alison Castle), Bad Behavior (Mary Gaitskill), Ulysses (James Joyce), ANYTHING PUBLISHED BY TASCHEN

Heroes:

I Greatly Admire the Following
Prince Randian, Sarah Silverman, Andrew Donnelly's beard, TWEAK, Anita Berber, Laura Albert, Athanasius Kircher, Salad Fingers, Amanda Palmer, Laura Palmer, Courtney Love, Jessicka, Katie Jane Garside, Dita Von Teese, Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Old Gregg, Lithium Picnic, Batman, David Lynch, Vladimir Nabokov, Zooey Glass, Alexei Karamazov, Van Veen, Natalie Dee, Special Agent Dale Cooper, and the fury of awesomeness that is Aliya, Clare, Kara, Jimmy, Ken, Melody , Lexi, Amanda, Akasha, Amber and Alex.
Is she weird? Is she white? Is she promised to the night?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kari on fire off the shoulder of Orion...

My Blog

drain

my mother told me that her therapist says i am a drain. i should not be living here at home. i am a drain on her emotionally and financially. despite the fact that i keep to myself, i no longer share ...
Posted by  on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:48:00 PST

soundtracks

my soundtrack collection consists of: 2001: A Space OdysseyAmelieBeetlejuice ("Jump In The Line", "Day-O")Blue VelvetCabaret ("Wilkommen", "Mein Herr")Cardcaptor Sakura ("Catch You Catch Me")CarrieChi...
Posted by  on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:31:00 PST

tout sur ma cell phone

my first cell phone, a wee coffin-shaped nokia, was the cell phone i had until today. i can count the amount of dropped calls i experienced with it on one hand. it got supernatural...
Posted by  on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:53:00 PST

when i grow up

i want to be stephen fry
Posted by  on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST

wow

i could read these over and over for hours, while i should be writing about dante alighieri, ...
Posted by  on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST

i love my friends

i just wanted to call your attention to, if you haven't noticed yet, the adjustment made to my friends space on the front of the page here. i want to make clear as to why this was done: i have the mos...
Posted by  on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

THE CHORUS SWELLS!

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by  on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST

famous poems as limericks

also featured on my facebook. i'm writing my poetry portfolio tonight and this has really helped lift my spirits: Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy EveningThere once was a horse-riding chapWho took a t...
Posted by  on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST

laura albert

"Something about 'Mark Twain' has also attracted pyschobiographical analysis the way deep water attracts a dowsing rod. Justin Kaplan has pointed out that twinship was one of Twain's favorite subjects...
Posted by  on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:46:00 PST

less is best, mr. nabokov

In April I submitted Vladimir Nabokov's short story "Torpid Smoke" to seven online manuscript evaluation services. Other than changing the title to "Russian Smoke" and Nabokov's name to Jonathan Shade...
Posted by  on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:00:00 PST