Juan Tainish

Juan Tainish was believed to be born in Montgomery Alabama, date unknown. His early signs of musical ability included the composition of his Flatulent Symphony No. 1 at age 7 . He was a star javelin catcher in high school and went on to study French Fry Engineering at Joe Tex Community College, on a scholarship. His dreams were put on hold by a draft into the US Army to serve in the Gulf War. Juan received a medal of honour, teaching troups advanced hiding techniques. A hang nail injury forced his early discharge, and Juan Tainish found himself in Brooklyn with a new career at Taco Bell, eventually being promoted to head fast food technician. A chance meeting with film maker Stanley Kubrecker resulted in a starring role in the vastly popular ipod movie. It was at this time he first met Jeff "Tain" Watts and to this day is leading the campaign against bubble headed drummers around the world. Juan is currently involved in the production of Sly Stone's comeback record.