Spanning decades, cutting the mustard, breaking the ice, picking up the slack, walking on eggshells, amature detective work, seizing the moment, rectal thermometers, charbroiling, winterizing, shifting paradigms, lantern jaws, holy rolling, the gout, hating the moon, being flippant, being Flipper, taking it on the chin, apathy, putting pearls before swine, blood, sweat, tears, earth, wind, fire, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, politeness.
Friends, lovers, haters, enemies, stationary stores.
Richard Cheese, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Blues Traveler, Rage Against the Machine, Bloodhound Gang, Ludacris, Outkast, Tenacious D, Gorillaz, Kottonmouth Kings, The Rat Pack, Willie Nelson, Body Count, Public Enemy, E-40, Slayer, Hatebreed, Hieroglyphics, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, They Might Be Giants, Skindread, Queen, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, John Lee Hooker, Captain and Tennile(I saw their house in Nevada! Yeah, I'm lame.), Throwdown, Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
Dawn of the Dead, Team America, Tommy Boy, Die Hard: With Avengence (I don't know why), Ed Wood, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Big Lebowski, King Pin, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, Saw, Elf, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Kingpin, Kung Fu Hustle, Big Fish, The Jerk, The Aristocrats. I'll add more later. Maybe.
Law and Order (All four, jerkface!), Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Little Britain, Simpsons, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, Reno 911, Kids in the Hall, Family Guy, Futurama, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, most things on the National Geographic Channel, MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, My Name is Earl, The Office, any Rachel Ray show (grr). Just a bunch of stuff.
Hulk Hogan, because, truly, who wouldn't want Hulkamania to run wild on them? And I guess ArtursIrbe has to be up there, because he is God's gift to all sports, not just the San Jose Sharks. Most definately Chris Farley, Bruce Campbell, Christopher Walken, Hunter S. Thompson, Steve Buschemi, Patton Oswalt, and the George Forman Grill. Also needed as heroes are: Johnny Riker, Edward Hightower, Pepe Soria, and Veronica Torres. They enjoy my subtle nuances and musky aroma.