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About Me

I'm 25 years old and work for my families business, we have a chain of shoe stores here in the Bay Area. I also play football for a California League called the NCAFF... I play and am part owner of the San Jose Predators (www.myspace.com/sanjosepredators)...I have my own apartment in Castro Valley, I like making people laugh and having a good time. December '05 I also completed my 1st (and probably last) marathon... It was brutal, much love for those of you who can do it over and over again! Other than that I enjoy what most people my age do... running through cow pastures, while playing "slip-n-slide" through cow dung...I enjoy long drives through the country, while stoping at random attractions to take pictures of myself making love to things, such as giant buffalos...mastication is always nice...I enjoy burritos, but not tacos(except authentic Mexican Tacos)... My girl friend is mexican, but lives in Cleveland... except for summer time. Zombie movie poster with my face

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My Interests

School... NOT haha oh wait, umm the gym 24 hour fitness to be exact, sleeping, eating, cartoons, video games, ICP, running into things, driving over orange cones in the road, my friends, family, Qubie the Bunny, and football

I'd like to meet:

People who are real, down to earth and not fake. Always looking for new friends!

Disgruntled Donny
People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged: Nine
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Big Johnny Johnston
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Music:

SR-"SJ Predators Theme Song", ICP, Twiztid, the Psychopathic Family, BloodHound Gang, Rock, Rap, Hip Hop... Basically anything I can shake my mutha fuckin rolls too!
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Movies:

I'm very much not a scary movie man, but I like Action, and my favorite is Comedy... Favorite movies of all time... Tommy Boy, Team America World Police, South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, ICPs movie Big Money Hustlas, Shawshank Redemption, Spiderman Movies, Blazing Saddles, the Punisher... the list goes on n on

Television:

Well all I can say is "I jus wanted to see if those were my cartoons!" SpongeBob, Family Guy, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Telatubbies, Mr Boogus, Married With Children, ESPN, anything football or hockey just about! NFL Network is GREAT! hehe

Books:

I'm a pretty light reader... I read the Violent J Biography "Behind the Paint", Barry Sanders Biography, then a bunch of fitness books: The Abs Diet, The Cover Model Workout, a couple others too... I like to find and try differnet workouts n techniques to try n better myself in the gym and see what gets a good change and transformation to my body... I also am a subscriber to Mens Health magazine and read alot of fitness magazines as well

Heroes:

Favorite Super Hero is Spiderman with Orgasmo in a close second!

My Blog

Weight management

On March 17th I decided to push my body to the limits for 6 weeks, ending tomorrow morning. March 17th I weighed in at 195.4 lbs. I have run every morning, and in the evenings either ran or lift...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Happy Birthday "Mr. Hockey"

Just a quick Happy Birthday wish to Gordie "Mr. Hockey" Howe. He played his first NHL game October 16, 1946 at the age of 18. He played in thehis ;ast professional hockey game in 1997. That make...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

Hair Cut

Hello Friends Since August I have been growing my hair out, not in the attempt to gain hypie points or anything. In these last 7 months I have only had 2 trims, but not cuts. My friends have called me...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:30:00 PST

300 Workout

Today I wasn't really planning on working out. I decided when I woke up I would go and get a cardio in. I went to dinner with my family to celebrate my brother's fiance Jessica's birthday. After dinne...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:11:00 PST

I’m a Crazy Cat Lady.... Er... Man

Good Evening fellow and fellaw bloggers. I've come to the realization today that I am dombed to be the crazy cat person down the street that smells like salmon, carrys plastic grocery bags of random o...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:43:00 PST

Steroids

Hello Bloggers, so today an intersting thing happened to me. So I always order my work out stuff, protien powders, etc from massnutrition.com, a week ago I placed an order and they had a promotion pop...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:47:00 PST

To those of you at the gym

Hello Bloggers. I want to thankyou and warn you this blog may get graphic and disturbing on occassions please read at your own risk. First I want to say the gym is a public place, yes. But it is not a...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

About time

Hello friends and blog viewers. I will warn you all now this may be "sappy" or "journal-esk" to you so if you don't care to read anything along that line you can leave now. To those of you who care or...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

R.I.P. Don

Hello blog viewers, I'm sure that you can tell from the title of this, that it isn't a very fun blog. Today a great man named Don Kimball passed away. He was in his 70's and died of lung cancer after ...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

My Birthday weekend

Welcome Bloggers to my birthday weekend update. So it all began Thursday night when my friends and I headed over to Lisa's bands show, at the Uptown in Oakland. It equaled booze, fun and some hard cor...
Posted by Johnny Riker on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST