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Carlitoe

WHITE BITCHES AHOY!!!!

About Me

Beer, Pot, and hookers, need I say more......... I am living in Portlnd with mj that mother fucker stinks like shit. I like chicken's, I like skrogin chickens, I like chokin chicken, and most of all I like eating it when I am done. I used to play professional hockey, but after a freak accident involving a puck and KY jelly my career was short lived. now I spend my days in Portland with martin james, that mutha took pitty on a ugly peice of ass like my self TY MJ!!!!!!White Bitches Ahoy!!! Any sweet ladies wanna hook up with a real man out there give me a call you hot little mammas!SLAYER!!!!!Love Carlitoe bitches or die!

My Interests

HOES!!!

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful exotic women from around the globe that want to go on wild crazy dumpster diving adventures with a handsome burly man!!

Music:

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Movies:

PORN! Dark humor and cartoons

Television:

Cant afford one :(

Books:

I cant read :(

Heroes:

The great flying squirl!

My Blog

OK Tough guy

OK tough guy how about you come down to can alley and watch me put tha CAN-FU grip on yo bitch ass WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! From: james Date: May 22, 2005 3:02 AM ...
Posted by Carlitoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Caught my daughter giving head to my brother!

Not realy but if I had a daughter it would be on! So I'm pushin my kart down tha street yestaday and this whitbread cracker MOFO comes up to me and says "Yo mutha fucka you best remove yo self from my...
Posted by Carlitoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where the fuck is alice?

where????
Posted by Carlitoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST