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Maria... who?!

You smell like french kebabs, but apparently you taste like strawberries and cream? ... I don't thin

About Me

I will cause traffic jams and tease you with my Jack Daniels. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Defending life from conception till natural death, MUSIC, Religion, playing guitar, singing, going to the pub with my friends, going to the Louis Armstrong, meeting people, Haribo, Photography (when I can be arsed), decorating my bedroom-wall with all sorts of things from photographs to shopping bags to paper plates and newspaper cuttings.

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I'd like to meet:

I like making new friends and meeting all sorts of people so everyone is pretty much welcome as long as your nice to me.

Music:

Guns n' Roses, Velvet Revolver, The Pennyroyals, Alice Cooper, Queen, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Steve Vai, Michael Angelo Batio, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, The Calling, No Doubt, Greenday, Manson, Bon Jovi, and The Levellers, Arctic Monkeys, The Goo Goo Dolls, Maroon 5, Oasis, T-Rex, Suzi Quartro, Nickleback, Evanescence, Bullet for My Valentine, Trivium, Muse, Backyard Babies, The Kooks, Rooster, Fallout Boy, Bayside, Pink, Jack Johnson, Orson, KORN!! and local bands User Friendly, Kingskin, HEY ZEUS, Tallon, Equilibrium, PROWLER!!

Movies:

THE WIZARD OF OZ!! This is Spinal Tap, Ever After, Pirates of the Caribbean, While you were sleeping, Waynes World, Airheads, Moulin Rouge, Queen of the Damned, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new one), Mean Girls, Stigmata, Robin Hood; Prince of thiefs, Cholcolat, Peter Pan, The little mermaid, Phantom of the Opera, Romeo and Juliet, Shaun of the Dead, Bridget Jones 1&2

Television:

Scrubs, Friends, Buffy

Books:

Guitar Girl, Jon Bon Jovi Biography

Heroes:

Lots of different people for their own special reasons :)

My Blog

Maroon 5... very clever work

MAROON 5 LYRICS"Makes Me Wonder"[Verse]I wake up with blood-shot eyesStruggled to memorizeThe way it felt between your thighsPleasure that made you cryFeels so good to be badNot worth the aftermath, a...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

love Alanis Morrisette!!

ALANIS MORISSETTE LYRICS"You Oughta Know"I want you to know, that I'm happy for youI wish nothing but the best for you bothAnother version of meIs she perverted like meWould she go down on you in a th...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

Does my sassiness upset you?!

Does my sassiness upset you?Why are you beset with gloom?'Cause I walk like I've got oil wellsPumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns,With the certainty of tides,Just like hopes spr...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST

Sick and tired of...

... Fake bloody "barbie doll" harpies who have more plastic on their personalities than what Michael Jackson has on his face!! Can't even walk into a pub anymore without being surrounded with sil...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST

The illusion will never be worth the same as the real thing...

The Illusion Will Never be Worth the Same as the Real Thing; Discuss... .You will get the fake because its cheap and easy to get hold of .It breaks because the material is so weak  .so you g...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:33:00 PST

Devotion and Desire

BAYSIDE LYRICS"Devotion And Desire"I'm trying to create something that's not there. A spark I saw. A bomb is really just a means to an end. I was just so happy to be out of my shell again, don't think...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:55:00 PST

Something I should learn to remember...

Don't be sad because it is over, be happy because it has happened... maria xxx
Posted by Maria... who?! on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:10:00 PST

I lost my "blog virginity"

Tell me if posting a "blog" thingy is too nerdy!
Posted by Maria... who?! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read it and weap

Ok in the past 24 hrs not have I met and got autographs from the one and only Jim Marshall at the Marshall convention but I've just found out that I have won a loads of Marshall gear from the prize dr...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:39:00 PST

Magic words

"Goodbye" is like a magic word; whenever somebody says it, someone dissapears...
Posted by Maria... who?! on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:55:00 PST