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Officer Macomber

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About Me

FUCK STUPID FEMALES.......that dumb shit should be illegal.....jake steinert and brandon duncan are in the process of adopting a child....if your against this comment me please about it and be MEAN....let me start of by making you aware of my HATE for jake steinert and a few other things...first and foremost officer massive himself...id say ive tried at least 4 times in recent history to kill that son of a bitch...hes tricky though....hes nimble if you will (if you wont, fuck yourself ok)...hes ugly...anybody thats seen this guy knows ...hes the shit nightmares are made of (literally)...ill get back to that in just a few...theres more important things to address....number 2 on countdown is jonny "j bone" hedgepeth....that fucker is why lesbians exist...hes a waste of oxygen...i hope he gets into a bathtub with a toaster and films it....number 3 hot days...im pretty sure that big guy i mentioned agrees...fuck the sun...large people everywhere know what im saying...i think somebody should hide the sun for a few years....give us a chance to flourish....next let me say fuck females that hender their boyfriends activities...let the man have fun for fuck sake...all this "ill act like i dont care so that i can bring it up later and win an argument" shit hsa to go...fuck timberly....unless he's saying "dont you worry pretty....im gonna dooooo youuuu" cuz then hes cool...fuck smitty (really hard) he called me a GILF, said he would "mess up brents meat station", said he had my moms dildo in his pocket, said he slapped blues ass because it reminded him of "a little girls ass" and his defense was "common..ya'll i have a younger brother"....all in all he loves the cock and has a crush on all the guys you know....fuck people that dont like chocolate milk....fuck people that dont think right said fred is the coolest son of a bitch EVER....followed closely by mark morrison....props to anybody that drives an old school firebird (old school style)...the red dragon...fuck cds that skip...theres nothing more annoying than listening to some diana ross and shit starts stuttering....fuck old movies...that static shit bothers me more than almost anything....fuck high-heels in an empty hallway...that noise has bothered me since i was little....fuck the little reflectors on the interstate...i hate hitting them when i pass somebody...fuck driving all together....i do it way too much....fuck people that dont appreciate permed mullets...like god channel homeboy...thanks duncan for being the awsome version of fat....the one that'll cook food whenever you want...thanks to cory for not being lazy...that shits awsome....fuck syphilis...im sure thats pretty bad too....fuck ants....i think im allergic to them...fuck people who steal and get me blamed....especially when its the best dvds in the world...fuck frogs...all they do is make noise and eat nasty bugs....props to snakes...they make it through life without arms or legs and dont bitch at all...ill finish later (a few days later) oh yeah and fuck THAT GUY...sorry i fucked with you so much...fuck world of warcraft and all neids that play it...ESPECIALLY DUNK TANK...props to bo...the guy has a dance that will MAKE you sleep with him...interested or not...females beware when hes got his dancin shoes on...fuck that loud guy at the football game covered in paint and yelling in your ear...like im not watching the same game he is...fuck walking barefoot and stepping on rocks...thats bad business and when im president all rocks will be outlawed...fuck opera singers...theyre getting paid to make high pitched noises for masses of people...so actaully props to those guys...my appologies...fuck ANYBODY that wears "the yellow jersey"...you single handedly fuck up every good situation(refer back to the girlfriend section at the top, they are also to thank)...fuck people that come up and sit next to you on a couch when theres clearly not enough room...and you have to be the kind one and get up...fuck "me too and soo much more guys"...we all know him...he one ups us at every story...he climed mt. everest in 3 days without stopping wearing nothing more than a business suit and church socks...only to jump off with a glider attached and flew to baghdad to do 3 tours...and got home just in time to meet oprah winfrey for lunch...yeah...fuck you hard...fuck anybody reading this without at least chuckling...and yea fuck that guy standing beside or behind you asking why youre laughing...hes that guy that went to sams sale and bought all available yellow jerseys and wore them simultaniously....hes ugly no doubt...dont even acknowledge his presence...FUCK THE MIAMI DOLPHINS...you guys need to stop being such buckets of yuk and open your eyes while playing football...that o line is a shitbag and needs be fired...fuck cowboy fans...and panther fans...EVERYBODY is one of the two....theres at least 4 of those guys at every party...fuck the guy that holds his cell phone out at all times...broadcasting how cool/important he really is...i like to call this guy hollywood...fuck that guy who has 3 different collored popped collars on at the same time...it and you are not cool...ill finish later...theres plenty more im sureoh and ive come to the conclusion that "blue" is an x-man....he has and controls the power of negativity....its intense...if you havent seen this first hand youve gotta get on dat
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My Interests

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What Travelling Pants Sister are you??
Carmen
You are emotional and get upset easily. You are strongly opposed to change and like to make everyone's life miserable. But you do have a good heart, deep down inside.

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Which Tenacious D song best describes you?
F*ck Her Gently
awww.... you're gonna love me completely.

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Which founding member of the Justice League are you?
The Flash
You are The Flash. As strong drive to help out those in need is your guiding principle.

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Would you survive a zombie attack?
You Did perfect!
You made every move correctly.

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are you ugly??
F-ing hot
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Might you be gay?
You are Straight
You have sex with people of the opposite sex.
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I'd like to meet:

chuck norris first and foremost...hes gods older brother...no shitand jessica alba...only because shes got HUGE...perfect...proportionate...eyes
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Music:

mostly just porno soundtracks

Movies:

favorites...not neccessarily in order......Team America....old school....jay and silent bob strike back....office space.....40 y/o virgin....basically anything w/ will farrel in it

Television:

nah....i dont do tv too much........i think all i watch is football on sat. and sun.......go canes nugga

Books:

i dont read...i stare at the book until it gives me the information i want

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Heroes:

Mr. T........he doesnt take ANY shitand CHUCK NORRIS.....aka GOD
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fill me out!!!!!!!

01. Who are you, what's our relationship?:02. How and where did we meet?:03. What's my middle name?:04. How long have you known me?:05. Tell me one good thing about myself?:06. When you first saw me, ...
Posted by Officer Macomber on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

a whole bunch o' questions

001. Taken a picture naked? negative 002. Painted your room? nah...but i painted kristen carters 003. Made out with a member of the same sex? couldnt do that 004. Drove a car? chea 005. Danced in fron...
Posted by Officer Macomber on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

and this is no lie....

A toast to us nice guys....... This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes ...
Posted by Officer Macomber on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

looking for a lady......fill it out

Name:Age:Location:Height:Weight:Hair Style:Hair Color:Eyes:Tattoos/Piercings:Basics:    1. would you/have you considered dating me?    2. why/why not?    3. if so, whats ...
Posted by Officer Macomber on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST