jake

LISTEN up guys i have some beef with some of these things so i put a JIHAD on them i would be happy (and so will you by the way) to stay away from them. 1.Paraguay2.Mcdonalds3.Hardees4.Jones Ford5.Diet Pepsi6.KFC mashed potato bowls (i know there good but i have to draw the line)7.South Dakota8.Panic at the Disco9.Any type of lab class there is no need for me to be anywhere for three hours.10.APPEL VISION...................................................... ............................................................ ...............I am also gonna tell you who has been slippin the hardest and most frequently and it does change but for now the NUMBER ONE SLIPPER IS.... MATT GAYGUMBER. It is not up for review and any dumb combacks will be denied...................................................... ...im large....and better than you...its hard to fit in small spaces....but i do what i do...fuck the back seat of cars....fuck doorways...fuck ugly kids...and most of all jon hedgepeth....i hate that homo with a passion....but he gives a mean blowjob...Team big is much greater than you...I am the chef and you better remember that...hey i think that everyone should start giving me money...i think i deserve it...oh yea griffen i dont like him...too quick...you know what else is quick snakes and nobody likes snakes...if you dont like your the devil...if bernie doesnt like you your clearly the devil...Mcdonalds and Paraguay are a team with the devil...buy one of my shirts when i start selling them...tim IS that guy and will always be that guy...if you dont know what i'm talking about when i say that guy thats because your probably that guy and if your confused tell me and i will give you an example...rainbows suck, when people go ahhh look at that rainbow thats like saying ahhh look how pretty that ambulances lights are when they carry an injured person away from a accident...fuck carlos mencia... he sucks i mean if you like him your deaf and your not hearing what he says...you want your lips popped and what you gotta drop a duece are the best sayings ever and if you say them in front of me i will give you money...i dont know why your still reading this im just bored and typing shit...jackass...but listen me j-bone and sprouse are getting a house and throwing a very large new years party so go ahead and get ready for that...i think the word sexamundo should be put in the dictionary...american gladiator should be brought back on the air...dont hate on spliff smokers there alot cooler than you ask me and i will tell you why...if i have given you a nickname and i win the lottery your golden just know that...i really dont like matt gaycumber if he were one of the x-men his power would be the power of ugly...he can open doors with his ugly...bambi and richard simmons had a meeting and decided that matt is alot gayer than both of them...combined...NICKELBACK is the worst band in the history of music...Panic at the disco is a shitty combo of my chemical romance and fall out boy... i believe there should be more women nudist between the ages of 18 and 39...people lets stop the gay names on myspace like mystic pirate lover girl i just made up that example but you get my drift just use your goddamn name i will figure it out i promise...if you've seen me at a party and i tried to fight you, sorry i was drunk...unless you were being gay then fuck you...and for fuck sake if i find another person whos a black belt that talks shit i will take the baseball bat out of my car and with a few friends beat your ass so bad you will piss blood for a year...when you go to college dont turn into a little bitch...where the fuck did all the cool people go, i mean shit...oh yea i really want to get like three hundred chicken nuggets and eat them, who wants to help throw in...guys lets go at the very least the speed limit...cereal might be the best food ever if your high, if your thristy here have some milk if your hungry here have some cereal, great combo...gb, db, and hey man good comp are all awesome abbr...when people say "if its an inside joke keep it inside" slap the shit out of their lips, that should teach them for being mad csuse there not as great as you are...I need to change my fucking background...whoever invented marshmellows is the fucking man...still looking for a big chested hooker/stripper to give 10 bucks a day to follow me around and do whatever i say, hurry up and get those applications in, no crabs...Danny Williams owns noobs...I DID FIND OUT THAT THERE IS ALWAYS THAT GUY AT A PARTY-THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS FOR EXAMPLE TIM SPROUSE IS THE REGIONAL DIRECTOR OF THOSE GUYS IN THE AREA IF HE CANT BE THERE HE CALLS IT IN AND ANOTHER THAT GUY IS SHIPPED TO THE PARTY TO NOOB/THAT GUY IT UP, SO IF YOU WERE WONDERING, MAN WHY DOES THERE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THAT GUY AROUND THATS WHY THEY HAVE A SYSTEM AND GOOD TEAMWORK...thats all i can think of right now so if you think of hating i hope you like the high kick in the face that will shortly follow...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5