Tim

I think a few quotes will help paint the picture:"Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you; and we know it.""See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!""You've got to go out there knowing you are more man than everyone."{{"You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What's your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that."}}"Can't help but feel betrayed, punch the clock every single day; there's no loyalty and no remorse. Youth sold for a pension check, and it makes him fucking sick; he's heating up, he can't say no!"{{"Gay people are getting married folks! Two guys, a barbeque..."I like you dawg" "I like you too" "Let's get married." That shit is gross!}}"UN, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh!! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! That's what I'd do if I didn't have an army. I would shut the fuck up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!! That's right! You think I'm gonna take orders from an African?"