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Natalie

I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself.

About Me

Turn ons:guitar players, long hair, tats, driving fast,brownies, leather, men who do dishes and laundry, and cook and pay bills all after giving me that massage i so desperately needed... Turn offs: bassists, prudes, branding, republicans, driving stupid, whole wheat, sweaty leather, men who leave dishes on the COUNTER for me to wash instead of putting them in the fucking sink where they belong so i'm positive that they're dirty and not washing everything over and over again unnecesarily...
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My Interests

Pool, playing guitar, singing, baking(chocolate,chocolate, chocolate!), my psycho dog Bender and Zombies...

I'd like to meet:

People who can use there brains to think and stuff, and are open-minded and liberal-like. I'll have none of that conservative bullshit here. Have a nice day!

Music:

Led Zep, Taking Back Sunday, Gavin Degraw, Sheryl Crow, Nelly Furtado, Rancid, Godsmack, The Doors, Head Automatica, The Backyardigans, Lisa Loeb, salsa vieja, Coheed and Cambria, John Mayer, The Cure, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Micheal Buble, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, Jem, Bad Religion, The Clash, Ricardo Arjona, Evanescence, Barry Manilow(I'm a Fanilow), Sublime, almost anything but country(except the Dixie Chicks), most rap and raggaeton(and bachata, ewww!)

Movies:

The Wedding Singer, Half-Baked, Team America, Baseketball, The Notebook, Office Space, Old School, To Wong Foo...,The Cure, Shawshank Redemption, The Way We Were, The Aristocrats, Kill Bill 1&2, Requiem for a Dream, Vertigo, Follow That Bird, The Muppets Take Manhattan(together again...!),Pulp Fiction, Dodgeball, anything with Morgan Freeman(awesome actor) or Colin Farrell(ultimate eye candy)or Jason 'Kickass' Stathem(i could eat him alive), all horror, most 80's movies, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino and M. Night Shymalan

Television:

Twilight Zone Marathons, Ellen, Spongebob, Ugly Betty, Dora the Explorer, Passions, The Office, Prisonbreak, Lost, Desperate Housewives(i can relate), Supernatural, Best Week Ever, South Park

Books:

Suicide Blonde, anything by Stephen King, Harry Potter, El Alquimista, Veronica Decide Morir, any Edgar Allen Poe, The Zombie Survival Guide(required reading if u wanna survive)

Heroes:

My mom
!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: Natalie
AGE:: 25
BIRTHDAY:: May 26th. If you wanna send gifts, let me know. I'll give you my shipping address.
BIRTHPLACE:: Brooklyn, what!
CURRENT LOCATION:: PR
HERITAGE:: Puertorican. Why, yes, i do have a big ass.
EYE COLOR:: Brown
HAIR COLOR:: Black right now.
HEIGHT:: 5' 6"
PIERCINGS:: 9
TATTOOS:: 4
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: Ollie when i remember
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: Black and Pink
MUSIC:: Rock it, baby.
SPORT:: Pool.
HOLIDAY:: Halloween is pretty fun
FOOD:: Italian.
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: Both at the same time.
PEPSI OR COKE:: Coke, dammit.
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: Depends on my mood
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: Vanilla ice cream, chocolate everything else.
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: What are you into?
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: Friends should become family.
LOVE OR MONEY:: Love would be the politically correct answer. But i wouldn't turn down a buck.
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: Both. I'm a great listener, but converstions should between two people, no?
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: Personality. If you don't have one, or are an asshole, it doesn't matter how hot you are.
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: whatev
HAIR COLOR:: Don't matter
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: I like long.
HEIGHT:: Taller than me
STYLE:: Don't care.
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: Yes, please!
HOT OR CUTE:: Both, but not simultaneously.
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: Liv
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Liv
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: Liv
WHOS THE SHYEST:: Liv
COOLEST FRIEND:: Liv
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: Liv
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: Liv
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: I guess.
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: I think.
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: No.
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: 5 years
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: Fuck no, unless they're hot, too.
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: No.
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: Sure, if i'm feeling it.
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: NO.
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: I plead the fifth...
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: Omar
HUGGED:: Tristan
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: Tristan
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: Tristan
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: Liv
YELLED AT:: Tristan
BROKE UR HEART:: Tristan
SAID THEY HATED U:: Omar
U TOLD U HATED:: Omar
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: Not anymore.
DO U DRINK:: Sometimes.
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: Too late.
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: Again, too late.
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: Of course. I clap my hands everyday.
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: Damn straight.
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: Mariah Carey, but i think he was drunk...
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: What, like a grown-up movie? Can't remember...
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: If i ask you for it specifically.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: Chocolate.
BIGGEST FEAR:: I'll know it when i see it.
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: I can't remember. But i'm sure i really miss it.
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: Here we go again...
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: Usually.
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: Dunno. What's trendy now?
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: Of course. I don't live with them anymore.
DO U SWEAR:: Fuck yeah.
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: 243.6
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: Again, dunno. But if you ask one more time, i'm taking your ass with me.
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 11:48 p.m., if you must know.
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My Blog

The Breakup

So, last night i hung out with some people.  And i drank.  That's not unusual.  What is unusual, and caught me by complete surprise, is the fact that i ended up shitfaced.  I drank...
Posted by Natalie on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:19:00 PST

Check out this video: Dick in a Box

Because it's the best video ever, and JT and Andy are hysterical. If you've never seen this before, do yourself a favor and cover the computer chair; there is a very real chance that you will piss o...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:52:00 PST

Ode to my Breasts

You.  Two orbs of flesh floating in my pre-wake.  That i could arm you with retractable spikes to prevent unwanted fondling. You, who have entranced so many young men(and maybe women), drawi...
Posted by Natalie on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:27:00 PST

Who the hell are you people?!

Okay.  I'm confused.  I've written 25 blogs so far, have 6 subscribed readers(and know for a fact that one doesn't read it),  yet have almost 1,000 blog views, 3 today al...
Posted by Natalie on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST

An Update and an Epifany

Okay, so we took Tris for his blood test on Saturday(god help me, i couldn't stay away).  He was fine.  Well, he cried at first, but then realized it didn't hurt as bad as he thought it woul...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST

It's Vaccine Time Again...

My son turned 4 on the 9th.  He'll be starting school in August, so we've(i've) gotta get a bunch of health things done for him.  That's cool.  I'm fine with getting a couple extra test...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

RIP Dear Phoney

A couple of weeks ago, my phone was involved in a tragic accident.  He didn't make it.  [Insert moment of silence here.]  Me and Phoney were like this(i'm crossing my fingers).  He...
Posted by Natalie on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

I Am A Hunter.

(Don't freak.  This blog is about shopping.)   I am a shopaholic.  But i don't call myself that.  I call myself a "Hunter", because this is my shopping style.  When i am in a ...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:08:00 PST

A Driving Rant

I've been meaning to write this blog for a long time now, and since my husband is asleep(and therefore not begging for my attentions) and i got a complaint from my pal Karen because i haven't blogged ...
Posted by Natalie on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

How We Met and What I'm Telling Tristan

In honor of my wedding anniversary(our 4th), i'm gonna write about how my husband and i met.  And then i'll write about how my son is gonna believe we met.  There will be discrepancies betwe...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST