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=Danimal=

The only way to better the world is to start with you.

About Me


My name is Daniel. you know, THAT Daniel.
Smiles, Music, Intelligence, and Laughter are my aphrodisiacs.
I love living in S.D. the beach, the people, the weather, the music scene...its all great except the cost of living.
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About Me?
Above all else, I Seek Truth
I AM:Intelligent. (yet a total retard at times)
Grammatically correct. (yet prone to error)
totally un-materialistic.(I do love my toys thought)
optimistic. (with a healthy dose of cynicism and sarcasm)
enjoys loud tunes and conversation. (appreciates silence sometimes)
Loves heavy music with a softside for love songs,bryan adams, 80's, trip-hop, electronic, etc
Sometimes I'll ask questions of people that make them learn something about themselves.
I can always tell when you are lying. either explicitly or by suggestion. nothing gets by me.
Grape Nut Flakes are Bomb. Seriously.
Im pretty much a sucker for shocktarts, those new crunch wraps from taco bell, a smoke, open highway, a good 80's metal anthem, brunettes, cold+quality beer, a girl in glasses, crappy movies, fruit gushers and girl's singing voice.
the end.
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"Aim for the Gutter, fall on your face. Aim for the Hedge, trip on the gutter. Shoot for the Stars, you might reach them, but at worst you'll clear the Hedge" -old family saying.
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This is pretty gay, but humor me. (Illyse and I are having an ongoing battle and i need your help)VVV--->>VV
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My Interests


Guitar Hero, Long Drives with music, jamba juice, alex grey, boating, the underdog, lighter fluid, long-haired freaky people, falling, computers, electricity, kiwis, UFC, Tetris!, beaches, riding things meant for children(air jumps, those 25cent rides at grocery stores) novels, spontinaity, funny people, intelligent people, honesty, singing, break dancing, guitar anything, metal, 80's(the decade, the music, the movies, the style), 70's (see previous), girls, basketball, snowsports, violence, watersports, paintball, music, books, technology, cars, clothes, indiviuality, spontinaity, piercings, tats, live music, humour, squishy things available for 25cents, swords, good vibes, good people, rope, sushi, lighters, heavy metal anthems, tj in the daytime, Seafood, stella artois, funny faces, winter, electronics, that rat named templeton, roadtrips, tony iommi, cold beer, lazy days crazy nights, alone time, outer space, weapons, car audio, studio recording, horror movies, comedys, action, etc, friends(the tried and true variety), R.H.P.S., Improv comedy, bridges, scenic views, in-depth conversations about anything, billiards, meeting people, extroverting(is that a word?), really hot showers, exercise, stand up comedians(including myself), airsoft, video games, irish pubs, laughing, intelligent people, in-n-out, sex, vampires, cars both fast and slow new and old, haunted houses/locations, older wiser people, surfing, younger dumber people, women, spring water, cigarettes, radio, forests, card games, board games, enjoying life to its fullest AND living past 25, unique people, girls, cougars, 300zx's, beer-bottle caps, girls' butts in denim(too honest? too bad), wierd+funny folk, martini's, independece, skimboarding, gaming, squishy things, tetris, sushi, snakes, rollerblading, coffee, chapstick, green, literature, girls, stickers, live music, dead music, xmen, airisol cans, mexican food, mini-golf, quiet people, making people smile, john cusak, smiling, swap meets, camo, switchblades, ghosts, rolled tacos, good vampire movies, zombies, b-movies, spirited driving, newcastle, swap meets, christopher walken, glow-in-the-dark stuff, individuality, stickers, brunettes, black-rimmed glasses on aforementioned brunettes, Rolled Tacos, actually buying CD's, martini's, skulls, style, real heroes, duct tape, new faces, old faces, barracuddas, finding balance and patterns in life, Tortas, you and the list will go on as i find time to write it.

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The Quote "Ni!"-Knight Who Says Ni(Monty Python & the Holy Grail)

Quiz created with MemeGen ! OK..let's see how evil you really are. its not looking too good for me. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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"The life which is unexamined is not worth living."
-Socrates

I'd like to meet:

!!Angelina Jolie!!
Johnny Cash.
Winona Ryder. Please.
Chuck Pahlinuk.
Billy Idol.
100 other random rock gods. David.
Why, YOU of course.
(oh my goddd!!!) the boys from Of Hearts and Shadows!!!
( God, satan, buddah, and all those guys.
people who don't give a shit about themselves but care about other people.
people that don't give a shit about other people and only care about themselves.
people above the influence and people under the influence.
people who have something to say, but they also have ears to hear.

****>>A sweet, strong, drama-free hottie with a sense of humor that has a passion for music. (Found Her!)

The fucker who stole my car
My dad when he was my age.
eddie van halen.
Captain Morgan.
kirk hammet
Julia from Fuse
nicole freaking kidman!
the chick who sings With from autumn to ashes.
Wionna Ryder, Kiera Knightly, that girl who the nerds created on "wierd science".
Natalie Portman and Your Mom at the same time.
Jack(of jack in the box fame)
You

VVVTHESE GUYS VVV



Music:

yes i like music.. lots of it. and loud.
~Hopesfall~ Guns & Roses,
~Refused~, grand ole party,
~Led Zeppelin~
Tons of different DJ's
~Opeth~, James Brown, tesla,
~Def Lepard~, the Cult,
Weezer, Portishead,
Team Sleep, ~Skid Row!~,
Timbaland, Bleed the Dream, propaghandi,
Atreyu, ~Planes Mistaken For Stars~
Gunther , Dream Theater,
A Static Lullabye,Ratatat, Incubus,
Infected Mushroom
Yesterdays Rising,
Tom Waits, The Atoms,
Bahaus, Dogwood,
OMD, Bad Company, Aphex Twin
Neutral Milk Hotel, Kitty, Amelia Torrini, Shy Fx,
Jurrassic 5, Russian Circles,
Luniz, Headphones, Jeff Buckley,
Lady Dottie and the Diamonds, Porno for Pyros
Francis Soto, As Blood Runs Black,
Dead to Fall, Primus
mew, 8mm, chimaria,
Jimi Hendrix, Alan Parson's Project,
Paul Van Dyke, Throwdown,
Behemoth, Fleetwood Mac
Toto, Asia, behemoth,
Death, blind guardian, Cat Power,
Do or Die, Kraftwerk, Ferry Corsten, The Addicts,
Cruxshadows, All That Remains, ...And you will know us by the trail of dead
PJ Harvey, Primus, the 25th Hour, the roots, Wintersun, The Zombies
cursive, dragon force, fleetwood mac
Gnarls Barkley, Joan Jett(oh yeah),
lacuna coil, LA guns, King Diamond.
~METALLICA~ ,
Eddie Van Halen, the Scorpions!,
Amon Amarth, Oingo Boingo,
anything Trent Resneresque
Light of Doom, the Vandals, Iggy Pop,
Team Sleep, Dj Shadow,
REM, NIN, ~TOOL~, KMFDM,
Project 86, ~Iron Maiden~,
UFO,AquaBats, Pantera
Joe Satriani, Depeche Mode,
~Himsa~, Beloved(us),
Blindside, Before Today, Saigon Kick
Of Hearts and Shadows, Honor Wounds,
Ozzy Ozborne, Wolf Parade(when im drunk)
The Bloodhound Gang,
Journey, Dj Dimitri, Asop Rock,
Yard Entertainers, My Dying Bride,
Luniz, Sublime, Pendulum
The Clash, Falco, Men at Work,
Men with Hats, Weird Al,
~Alkaline Trio~ placebo,
Linkin Park, ~Bon Jovi~,
Dark Tranquility, Mindless Self Indulgence,
Wintersun, Dragon Force!
The bravery, ~The Bled~,
Haste the Day, Nada Surf,
anything Maynard,
Ween, foreigner,
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers,
Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Gorillaz,
mr dibbs, SLAYER
~Alice in Chains~, Soundgarden,
Frantic Bleep, ~Dillinger Escape Plan~,
Blink 182, MxPx, NoFx,
Guttermouth, Rolling Stones,
anti-flag, Pennywise, The Vandals,
The Offspring, ~DEFTONES~,
Quantice Never Crashed, sigur ros,
Squad 5-0, Bad Credit, bryan adams,
bruce springsteen, Venom,
The Used, Senses Fail,
~MeWithoutYou~,
Iced Earth, The Haunted,
The Moaning, Judas Priest,
~Motley Crue~,
Dj Marc Farina, Paul Okenfold,
Ratt, Arch Enemy, Aerosmith,
Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir,
Journey, ~AC/DC~,
~Jonny Cash~, Buckfast Superbee,
~AS I LAY DYING~, Death Cab For Cutie,
Bright Eyes, The early November,
The Juliana Theory, Bayside,
Adams Package, Dead Poetic,
Acceptance,Massive Attack
~Noise Ratchet (RIP)~, Dave Bowie,
Murder My Love, My Dying Bride,
Bride Ordained, Further Seems Forever,
Thursday, ~Thrice~, Unearth,
Norma Jean, Darkest Hour,
~Underoath~,
The Agony Scene, Nothingface,
~Stutterfly~, Korn, Funeral for a Friend,
Brand New, The ataris,
The Hurt Process, The Beautiful Mistake,
My Morning Jacket, Akon, Meat Puppets, Air, marcy playground,
Dr Dre, Rhapsody,
symphony X, Horse the Band,
Ywngie Malmsteen, trans-siberian orchestra,
strapping young lad, therion.
Venom, pedro the lion,
the wallflowers, the FIXX,
switchblade symphony, Kane Hodder,
ELP, The Cure,
Mindless Self Indulgence, Crazytown,
~From Autumn To Ashes~
Murs, El-p, blue oyster cult,
mr dibbs, ~Led Zepplin~, RjD2,
Allanis Morriset, Gary Neuman,
warren G, Mr Mister,
~Children of Bodom~,
dirty sweet, rock kills kid, bad credit,
Hooters, The Doobie Brothers, Neil Young, Pat Benetar, silversun pickups,
Les Rythmes Digitales, Bad Religion,
Social Distortion, Earth Crisis,
This Day Forward, Jeff Beck,
~Smashing Pumpikins~, ~A Perfect Circle~

...Just to mention a few, well, more than a few.Please note the homosexual flaming rocker queer in the picture below.. No that is not me. that is someone else. someone much much gayer and wierder than i. lest you be confused. And yes... there will be spandex pants included. Here we see a picture from the front row of metallica,, thats kirk hammet doing his thing like 20 feet in front of me.. best concert ive ever seen or probably ever will see. I am 71% Metal Head.
. I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the
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Movies:

A Little behind on my movies.. i enjoy scary movies,, good comedies.. and sci-fi/action movies. Faves are... **Lost boys..army of darkness... kung pow(enter the fist), Hot Rod, Star Wars(yeah im a nerd) Kill Bill 1+2 fight club** Orgazmo 300 Slc punk resivoir dogs snatch pulp fiction A Scanner Darkly boondock saints Animatrix True Romance The Professional Footloose Wild Things 1,2,3 The Punisher Destroy All Planets! Office Space Waiting Clerks I+II Waking Life Pirates of That One Ocean Grandma's Boy Saw 1+II +III Beerfest SUPERBAD Requiem for a Dream The Rules Of Attraction Footloose napoleon dynamite exorcism of emily rose gladiator Zombie+Vampire movies Hannibal Lectoresque movies Anything set in the 80's 40yroldvirgin
Shit i guess i like a lot of moves.. i could go on and on.
(from A Scanner Darkly) Medical Examiner:You know, Fred, if you keep your sense of humor like you do, you just might make it."
Fred: "Make it? Make what? The team? The chick? Make good? Make do? Make out? Make sense? Make money? Make time? Define your terms. The Latin for 'make' is facere, which always reminds me of fucker, which is Latin for 'to fuck', and I have been getting jack shit in that department as of late."

Television:

I don't watch tv.. however, if i happen to be near one for a second i might get distracted by a little family guy, southpark, Las vegas, chapelles show, room raiders(gay@!), sealab2021, max X, fuse, angel, The Office, real sex, the pretender, law and order, csi, 24, headbanger's ball, bevis and butthead, we are the __'s, infomercials, news, Dog The Bounty Hunter, crank yankers, reno 911, fox rox, Teh Office, vh1, and others.

Books:

recently finished "needful things" and "the contortionist handbook" and "cats cradle" and "false memory" "deception Point" "diary" .. all are excellent. im currently reading "the sirens of Titan".(make that "velocity" by dean koontz)(ok i just finished "intensity" by Koontz..it was intense!) Currently reading Slaughterhouse Five+ Mysterious Skin, woops The Alchemist! ...and now its "LAMB"
kurt vonnegut, chuck pahlinuk, stephen king, michael critchon, dennis coupland, dean koontz, jules verne, sophicles, Ray Bradbury, these are some of my favorite authors. I really like to read. i hear this is uncommon among todays youth. too bad.

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Heroes:

Whoever wrote this quote: "The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed."
oh and also, definitely my nipples. they're rather heroic considering all the abrasion and chaffing they've gone through.
i guess they're my heroes. along with ferris bueller of course.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

‡‡deep thoughts on metal‡‡

So a certain cutie i know recently asked me to explain to her what Metal was. I said i'd love to sit down for an hour and show her a brief history of metal. (I still have yet to do this)This inspired...
Posted by =Danimal= on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:29:00 PST

Whats been happenin?

Call this a stream of conciousness. Here I go.             Yesterday, April 27 2008 was an incredible day. Let me start at the beginning.                 My story starts actually a...
Posted by =Danimal= on Tue, 20 May 2008 02:20:00 PST

The Mall: a Journey In Pictures.

So last weekend I went to the mall.  No Biggie, right? I mean its just a mall there really shouldn't be much to talk about there.  That is true, however I managed to capture many a funny sig...
Posted by =Danimal= on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

Subject: Dan... a local celebrity or a freaking terrorist?

Ok so its been a little while since i've thrown up a blog on this thing. But what happened last friday has more than justified it. Picture this: it's 2:30 in the afternoon and you are me. You have jus...
Posted by =Danimal= on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

Its official:The world is on drugs.

    Ok. i was just watching the news and i heard a story that has me both in stitches with laughter and dizzied with confusion. The teaser went like this. "and next, a local judge is ca...
Posted by =Danimal= on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

am i on TV?

    I saw the funniest thing the other day.. My friend Tim and I went to Guitar Center to fuck around on musical equipment we can't afford.         We...
Posted by =Danimal= on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:33:00 PST

beer got you in a funk?

Check it out.. its all-around guide to enjoying your beer to its fullest. got a problem? consult the virtual kegger of advice below.  Beer Troubleshooting GuideSYMPTOM-CAUSE--CORRECTIVE ACTIONFee...
Posted by =Danimal= on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:20:00 PST

ch-ch-ch-check it out..

    Lately i've really been digging the song "eye" by smashing pumpkins. its great for those of you with bass-enhancing speakers.     In other news, i got a long-overdue ...
Posted by =Danimal= on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:29:00 PST

"Live each day like it's your last"

That's just one of many sayings that i've heard in my day.. however, have you stopped to think about what many popular phrases are actually implying??      take the title for ...
Posted by =Danimal= on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST

Lessons learned in battle.

SO as some of you may already know..yesterday my dear friend Hank hosted the most intense clash of paintballers to grace Jamul in months. In these far reaches of San Diego county, 13 young men would b...
Posted by =Danimal= on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:53:00 PST