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Calinton

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About Me

I wish I had a picture of myself doing a star jump with a really psyched expression. People would think 'that guy's really enthusiastic about stuff, so much so he does star jumps. Look at him happily suspended in mid air.'Sometimes I have stubble. People wonder 'What is he spending so much time on that he has none left to shave? What secrets is he hiding behind that facial hair?'I like FILMS. I've completed a Certificate IV in Screen at TAFE. I like WRITING. I'm doing a Journalism course at uni.I like MUSIC. I'm in a band called Carpet: www.myspace.com/carpettunes. I play guitar and piano, sometimes keyboard and bass. I also 'sing'.I'm like picasso if he didn't concentrate on his art and just drew cartoons.I think there's something to the whole alien abduction thing. I also think myspace is a voluntary profiling system. This way the government doesn't have to force people to provide information about themselves.The following is a picture I drew after buying a new pen. I call it CLINTON WITH FLAMES FOR HAIR AND SMOKING NIPPLES REACHES OUT TO SAVE ABOMINATION OF CREATION IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

Film, music, aliens, guitar, drawing, writing, information, coffee, sleep- but also being awake is good..

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, Owen Wilson, Whitley Strieber, River Cuomo, Brett Easton Elis

Music:



powered by frazy.com Weezer, Pavement, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, The Eels, R.E.M., The Velvet Underground, Radiohead, The Flaming Lips, Beck, The Pixies, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Aphex Twin, Animal Collective, Smog, David Bowie, Tim Buckley, Jeff Buckley, Leonard Cohen, Pink Floyd, Interpol, My Bloody Valentine, Joy Division, Roxy Music, Sonic Youth, The Smiths, Smashing Pumpkins, Talking Heads, Tom Waits, Neutral Milk Hotel, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Lou Reed, Broken Social Scene, Daft Punk, The White Stripes

Movies:

Charlie Kaufman films, Wes Anderson films, Jim Jarmucsh films, Head, Communion, Donnie Darko, Vertigo, Evil Dead films, High Fidelity

Television:

Buffy, Seinfeld, Drew Carey, Family Guy, Simpsons, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Angel, Futurama, Mighty Boosh, The Daily Show, South Park, House, Conan O Brien, Heroes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter...

Books:

Communion, Transformation, Neil Gaiman stuff, Alan Moore stuff, Douglas Adams stuff, Brett Easton Ellis stuff, Akira, The Alchemist, Catcher in the Rye...CURRENTLY READING: Think by Simon Blackburn, Buddhist Scriptures (selected and translated by Edward Conze), Journalism Investigation & Research (Edited by Stephen Tanner)

Heroes:

...Here's three

My Blog

I am Clam

Do you ever find yourself talking to me and wondering what I am exactly? Allow me to explain myself to you (to the best of my ability). I am a construction of perception, and only come into existence ...
Posted by Clintoon on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

'Brain button' or 'You must be bored and full of self loathing if you're reading this'

Wouldn't it be great if there was a button you could press to avoid thinking of certain things. My brain would be so much cleaner if it didn't continually revert to thoughts that were descrtuctive in ...
Posted by Clintoon on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

Everyone meh's me

You know what I've noticed? I'm hardly on anyone's friends list on myspace. And if I AM on it, I'm near the end of like 24 friends. And before me there'll be some bands or something. Oh God, I'm such...
Posted by Clintoon on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

goo ooo

I'm blowing my nose into napkins and toilet paper and pieces of A4 paper. I'm a rebel.
Posted by Clintoon on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

myspace is like wikipedia- you know what i mean?

I like thinking of myspace as some sort of virtual representation of yourself- much like a gravestone (except I'm not dead). So, when i'm not around, and you forget who i am, here are my musical inte...
Posted by Clintoon on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

Myspace compromise

I am on Myspace cause I need information from people. Textual information. Anyway, whatever.
Posted by Clintoon on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

I'M NOT USING MYSPACE! (again)

This is a blog to inform everyone that if you leave a comment here I may not see it because, once again, I'm going to attempt not to use myspace. However, this time I thought about it more. PROs of m...
Posted by Clintoon on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

<3

Hey, I totally, like, love you and stuff. Check this out: xxoo Yeah, I just hugged and kissed you via the internet. *lick* Owch, you just got licked by me now. How do you feel? Violated? A little bit...
Posted by Clintoon on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

do you know how awesome scallops are? (let me tell you all about them, if you will allow me to)

I didn't really know what a scallop was until I looked it up on wikipedia. They have a shell, a bit like a clam. A scallop can swim by rapidly opening and closing its shell. This method of r...
Posted by Clintoon on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

self made boobies

The more I work out and make an effort to eat more than usual the more my pecs feel like boobs... awesome ;)
Posted by Clintoon on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST