ASHO - the -

ASHO - the - "KEG PIRATE"

I'LL be ur make-up artist... let me BEAT THAT FACE!

About Me

HE IS MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY FUTURE!I AM A JEDI, "JEDI LORD" if were gettin pacific! if u dont watch out i might jedi mind trick u, then ud be fucked! also,IM A "KEG PIRATE" yess i said PIRATE... if u dont like that then feck off yall, i have no time for people who havent been to keg pirating school... haha, then again i can teach u the ways! ;D.... Well if u dont know me im extremely RANDOM, probably one of the most random people u will ever meet. I am always out to have fun no matter where I am or happen to end up. My friends are the raddest people out there, I love them with all of my heart, they are my heart and soul! YOU ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHO U ARE!!! TRAVIS, you are my husband, my life, my reason for being here, and i will forever love you more than anything in this world! Thank you for being the amazing person you are! Killedbytherich...haha u are soo fukkin awesome u are my "love" and i dearly mean that cos i love u. And to all the boys i love and care for soooooo dearly ur my hommies 4eva. LOVE ALL THEM FUCKAS!!! I play video games wayyyy to much and stay up doin extremely odd random things, yet never get too tired and i hardly ever sleep. Im always busy with something, I get bored very easily, I eat all the time, I AM A BEER GIRL (for cryin out loud im from tejas yall), Im always down for anything whether it be riding shoppin carts down 3rd street for cart derbys or drinking 40's in tha park...."IM DOWN".... and i associate with people that like to have fun and dont give a fuck what others think. So if u r fun and fukkin outwardly random then we will get along just fine.U can take the girl outta the country, but u cant take the COUNTRY outta the GIRL!!!!I love to have fun doing stupid shit that keeps everyone entertained. I'm tattooed. I like people who dont give a shit and can take a fuckin joke... i mean come on wheres ur frackin personality,,,,, and sarcasm...

My Interests

I DO, DO THE WHOLE BOYFRIEND THING... WHO WOULDA KNOWN, AN AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS CARING GUY STOLE MY HEART FOR GOOD!!! My Career, Family, Friends, Gettin Tattooed, Video games, Late night trips, Movies, Laughing, Sarcasm, Food..oh i love food, Cartoons, AND DOING FX FUKKIN MAKE -UP BITCHES!

I'd like to meet:

Some kick ass people that are real..... INTERESTING PEOPLE THAT CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A CONVERSATION....thats always important. talk talk talk but only please if its something worth hearing. dont mean to sound like a bitch but im tired of the bullshit. blah blah blah. haha if ur nice, fun as fuck,real - no more fake bastards, then write me...id love to talk to ya! Otherwise buggar off!!!

Music:

AFI fucking rocks.. they are the best band out there. I LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT MUSIC.. i love rancid, atreyu, Bjork, FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND, PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES!!!! , velvet revolver, the distillers, LO THUS(a danish band... rad), NOFX,Tiger Army, The Used, Tool, rob zombie, a perfect circle, Social D, muse, My Chemical Romance, switchfoot, mxpx, ataris, AUTOPILOT OFF, GLASSJAW, The Faint, NIN, Linkin Park, pennywise,Thrice,Throwdown, The Casualties, eighteen visions, flogging molly, bright eyes, HIM, something corporate,misfits, lost prophets, the yeah yeah yeahs, taking back sunday, guns n' roses, dashboard, outkast, hank 3 ( thats for u casper ). There is a lot more but not enough time to type down.

Movies:

Anchor Man, old school,(every movie that has Will Ferrel in it), STAR WARS, Finding Nemo, The Nightmare Before xMas, The Notebook, GOONIES... frackin rad!!!....pretty much some favorites. i mainly like cartoon disney shit and plain comedy!!!BEST OF ALL... lil mermaid, i love all kinds of movies.. im a movie whore

Television:

Family Guy, Sponge Bob, LOST, and thats pretty much it really

Books:

uhhh ARRRRG im a pirate... uhh ya fuck off! tarhar

Heroes:

My ma like many other peoples... my sister and friends!!! MY FRIENDS ARE FUKKIN RAD, why? COS I SAID SO!

My Blog

FARTS.... ha ha

Never hold in ur farts. They go up ur spine, into ur head and thats how u get shitty ideas.....
Posted by ASHO - the - "KEG PIRATE" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST