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Jared

Man who walk down middle of road get squished like grape -Mr. Miagi

About Me

How much about myself can I fit into this box? You know what they say, "Think outside the bun..." wait, I mean the box, oh great, what now? Lets start this over: Ahem, My name is Jared. I love God, and try to let that show. I know that I have no hope at all on my own. God is always there, and I need to run to him first, instead of looking to Him as a last resort. I'm a Freshman at George Fox in Newberg, and I enjoy school quite a bit. I like to eat, as well as play basketball and attend random school events such as campus wide pillow fights and pan feeds. I feel like this is a personal add or something. I think personal adds are really funny, and want to write something in here like: "I like long walks on the beach and romantic candlelight dinners," but I will refrain from doing so. oh great... My friends Sam, Josh, and Jason are sarcastic fellows, and because of a mistake I made in communicating with them at the begining of the year, they now assume that I am incapable of thinking, and therefore, anything and everything I say is 100% literal, and I have no sense of humor whatsoever. They take me seriously whenever I speak, so if I pretend to be dumb for the sake of a joke, they instantly assume that I don't know any better, and make fun of me for it, bringing up the same incident at the begining of the year, and laughing like I just said it. Why do I try?Yung Joc ft. Gorilla Zoe- Coffee Shop

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My Interests

Hanging out with people like you, and the occasional tp-ing of something or someone, doughnuts...
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I'd like to meet:

Mr. Bean, Tom Cruise, LL Cool J /Iron Man Exclusive Trailer
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Music:

Once I read a book, and this is what it said, "If your music has a beat, then you're gonna wind up dead..." The Afters, Anberlin, Audio A, Benjamin Gate, Bob Marley, Caedmon's Call, Casting Pearls, Chris Botti, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder Band, Dave Matthews Band, DC Talk, Dead Poetic, Death Cab For Cutie, Dizmas, Edison Glass, Enya, Evanescence, Five Iron Frenzy, Future of Forestry, Grits, Hawk Nelson, Insyders, Jars of Clay, Jeremy Camp, Journey, KJ 52, Kosmos Express, Krystal Meyers, Kutless, Lifehouse, Lostocean, Mae, Mainstay, Matt Redman, MxPx, Olivia The Band, Pillar, The Postal Service, Queen, Relient K, Roper, Sanctus Real, Shawn McDonald, Skillet, The Standalone, Starfield, Steven Curtis Chapman, Strong Bad, Supertones, Swift, Switchfoot, Terminal, Third Day, TFK, TobyMac, Train, U2, The W's, Yellowcard

Movies:

the island, hey now jason, easy on the sarco, Air Force One, any chick flick, Superman

Television:

24, Prison Break, Peter Jennings

Books:

The Bible, A Peoples History of the United States (1942-modern), Pat McMannus, Last of the Mohicans, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Up to No Good, any Twain, Out of the Silent Planet, and many more

Heroes:

My sisters, and my brother, Derek

My Blog

Life is like a box of chocolates...

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?  Shoot, Tyler, and I never high five him, he just made a ridiculous rhyme on the fly and I was amazed.   2) If you were drafted into a war, would ...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST

Rainy Wednesdays...

Well, again, it's been a little while since I've been here.  I've seen better days.  I was up all night doing homework and studying so now I'm a little tired.  Why is it that I get thes...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:53:00 PST

I don’t have time for this stuff

Directions:1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPod, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MU...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

Dust off the old blog...

Wow, there goes the fall semester.  So, yeah, I shouldn't even be posting this right now, because I still have an article review for child development due tonight. Oh well, life goes on.  So...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:46:00 PST

You will just have to find out...

69 QUESTIONS 1. Initials: J. W. N. 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: S. C. Seal 3. Favorite fruit? apple 4. For or against same sex marriage? Um, Adam and EVE?! 5. Are you allergic to...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

Thanks Ashley

70 Questions I Can't Guarantee You've Never Answered 1. Would you date the person you last dated again? nope 2. What song describes your relationship status? It's Tricky 3. How much does you...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

Life Is A Highway

1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question What does this year have in store for me? Take You Back What does you...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:49:00 PST

The JK inspired Psalm of GFU's returning students

Ah, sweet routine, where art thou?  Where may I find thee that I might'st follow thy ways.  The old one, it hast gone away, but alas, thou new one, come to me!  Cast not my efforts into...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

My sister is in California

What is your least favorite thing? Stupid surveys from the same people every day.   Why did you post this in your blog? I get annoyed when I see in my bulletin space:  "another survey," ...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

Tyler...

I miss my roommate a lot.  There is not a whole lot more to say, but I hope that you can come up with some sweet new year's resolutions:  may they all be kept for at least one month.  H...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST