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arthursimone

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About Me

highly eccentric, unfocused abstract artist , immature improv actor, unimaginably poor, emotionally deranged, violently agnostic, obscenely insecure, stubborn, childish... the list goes on.

I'm one of the most creative and loving creatures you'll ever meet, I just prefer to put my worst foot forward to get it over with.

I evacuated New Orleans to end up in Austin, TX. I think I like it here.

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My Interests

abstract expressionism, absurdity, andy goldsworthy, artaud, bat country, big googly eyes, biting those i love, black dirt pies, bloody fingers, bogosian, broken camelbacks, buried treasure, cadmium oil paint, cafe au lait, calder's severed limbs, calvin & hobbes, campfires, champagne socialism, cherry coke, coldtowne, collective unconcious, compassion, conan's enormous grinding wheel, confederacy of dunces, connection, contempt, cunnilingus, curmudgeons, dat chicken pie, duct tape swords, ee cummings, everything but the girl, fear and loathing, fight club, first kisses, frogs, generalism, god's robots, howling, improv, italian futurism, kaprow, le petit prince, lee bontecou, low art, lower art, madonna, mayhem, mencken, merce cunningham, military history, misanthropy, mississippi river, monsters, myths, native american literature, new orleans, nurturing my soul, nurturing your soul, oberlin, odd nerdrum, peter greenaway, picasso, picking scabs, pollock, punching george bush, reenchantment of art, robin goodfellow, robotic bears, salinger, sarah kane, secrets on sleeves, sierra club, smiths, spanish cheese, spitting at nuns, survival research labs, suzi gablik, swamps of sadness, tall skinny girls, terry gilliam, the sedaris kids, tricksters, umberto boccioni, upright citizens brigade, vorticism, war ..ls, warm rain, well tanned goths, what doesn't kill me, worms from distant lands

I'd like to meet:

Lee Krasner, bear wrestlers, riddle-speaking goblins, recovering ballerinas, tree climbers, people who put salt on watermelon, people who put hemlock on watermelon, cavedwellers, starcursers and gravefuckers

corncob pipe smokers, people threatened by babies, people who steal fire rather than rubbing sticks, chicks who exchanged their butterfly tattoos for walk-on parts in the war, lycanthropes, people with tasty teeth

people with severe emotional problems that extend beyond their own self-interest.

Movies:

I've acted in a few, if you can believe it.

Heroes:

my dead pianist grandma

My Blog

Pun-Off wrapup

Remember my throne of nerdbones?  Now, I am World Champion punster.  For real.  Red red nerdblood river.Thank you O'Henry Pun-Off!That's me on the right hoisting my trophy as last year'...
Posted by arthursimone on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:21:00 PST

ishtar

bunny bunny a bunnyhip hoppa hoppa heeeggs 'n greengrass 'n' candy basket full o' gris griscuddly peter cottontailhoopa jumpa heygrass 'n hill 'n knoll 'n dalesunny easter daycarrot rabbit big big ear...
Posted by arthursimone on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

this

this is what I do with my goddamn time. air guitar championships
Posted by arthursimone on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

i could win the warrrr

step one:  find lionstep two:  train lionstep three:  get marbles, stuff marbles into lion's mouthstep four:  lion roar!!result:  marbles are spit out of lion's mouth like mac...
Posted by arthursimone on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:55:00 PST

texas


Posted by arthursimone on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

big reveal

I just did the unthinkable and deleted, yes, deleted, several myspace friends! Okay, not real friends, just a few unsolicited bands and annoying people who added me first and then began spewing out g...
Posted by arthursimone on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:55:00 PST

spaaaaaaaace!

I should be cleaning out the shitty efficiency apartment I've been living in since the hurricane, but instead I shall play with this myspace account.  I hope you enjoy it before your eyes cloud o...
Posted by arthursimone on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST

art market

for those of you who never visit my real blog at http://www.livejournal.com/users/arthursimone/ Prologue:  Saturday I woke up angry at 7 am, having only gotten to sleep around 3 after working ...
Posted by arthursimone on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:35:00 PST

blarg

I post on a regular basis at livejournal, but don't anticipate keeping myspace equally updated.  So here's the link, goddamn't: www.livejournal.com/users/arthursimone/...
Posted by arthursimone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST