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B. [as in Blair]

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My goal is simple: Cracking the wrapper on a new pair of socks everyday and never wearing the same pair twice. My success will not be measured in Moneys, Mansions or Maseratis but by the pile of dirty socks I leave behind. And the people will remember me and say, "He did fantastic work and lived an amazing life, it is true...but did you see that mountain of socks he left behind?"

My Interests

Thursdays, Kindereggs, Tubbin', Oly with a Hot Sake, Bacon & Waffles, Paintball (tippmann A-5), Snowboarding, 1981 Honda Passports, 1980 short school busses, dirty/greasy/rusty/burnt/bloody items, flashbacks, flashforwards, flying dreams, the smell before the rain, Scuba, Traveling, Turkey (the country, the creature and the dinner), burning marshmallows on the end of pointy sticks, Grand Theft Auto, Chuck Taylors, spliffs, scottish folds, little birds who chase bigger birds and Rocking the Set.

I'd like to meet:


More funny cat pictures at lolcats.com!

Music:

I'm like that typical "i'll listen to just about anything" person. Right now it's: Elton John, Dragonforce, The Ventures, Spindrift and Faith No More - Always Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Paul Simon's "Graceland", most Bluegrass & The Okra Pickles / FTRA (blugrass with a twist of metal-punk). My favorite band is 'Men at Work' and favorite singer is 'Weird Al'. I also really like Ween, Twisted Sister, The Cars, Pantera, White Zombie, The Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash, Gorillaz, Busta Rhymes, Madonna, Billy Idol, Agent Orange, Anthrax, Cypress Hill, Camper Van Beethoven, The Pixies, Pantera, They Might be Giants, AC/DC, Phish, Les Claypool and a whole lot more that escape me right now the same way that whenever you walk into a record store you instantly forget what album you were looking for. Sometimes talk radio and sometimes but only very rarely...like when I'm driving in the middle of the night on some long stretch of desert highway by myself - Good old fashioned shit-kickin' country music or 'The Doors'. Oh - and just about anything on 8-Track because thats all I gots in the Short-Bus.

Movies:

The Jerk, True Romance, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Wall & Bottle Rocket.
Also; Hellraiser (1-2), Alien(s), T2, The Muppet Movie, Tenacious-D and the Pick of Destiny, Hudson Hawk, Breakfast Club, Pootie Tang, Back to the Future(s), Forbidden Planet, The Creature from the Black Lagoon (50's - 60's Sci-Fi in general), Braveheart, Blues Brothers, Airheads, Titan AE, Shanghai Noon, Pee-Wees Big Adventure, UHF, Labyrinth, Tenacious D & the Pick of Destiny, Zombie Flicks in general, Episode V (its mostly about Han). That Batman Begins was pretty on it too. I really like and aspire to make Dusty-Rusty-Greasy films like Duel, Road Warrior and Devil's Rejects (without the digital blood).
Did I say 'Tenacious-D and the Pick of Destiny twice?' Good - Get ripped and watch it!

Television:

Firefly, [adult swim], The Shield, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Wonder Showzen, Mythbusters & www.homestarrunner.com (better then most crap on TV).

Books:

Sirens of Titan, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Welcome to the Monkey House, Slaughterhouse 5, The Pop-Up book of Phobias, Billy and the Boingers: Bootleg, that Dr. Seuss story with the scary pants that chase that kid. Does the Onion count as a book?

Heroes:

1st: Tie- Indiana Jones / Han Solo 2nd: McGuyver 3rd: RT

My Blog

I am the EGGman?

I always thought it was I am the APEman, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka-choo.Eggman makes even less sence. I think those kids were on the drugs.
Posted by B. [as in Blair] on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

LOL.OD

As an homage to Uli for catting out my entire comments page I am posting my first Blog...Ever.As a high-5 for a job well done, Please enjoy the tune 'Kitty' by 'The Presidents of the United States of ...
Posted by B. [as in Blair] on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST