Stop Matronizing Me |
I stumble into the ladies room of some swanky bar, no idea of how I got here. I noticeably recoil as the pear-shaped figure in oversized French Maid's getup comes into focus, my biggest bathroom...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:36:00 GMT |
I Appreciate Your Concern |
I'm a smoker, have been for over a decade. What never ceases to amaze me is that people feel not only compelled but somehow justified to walk up to me while I'm puffing away, and without so much...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 15:13:00 GMT |
Hip Hop Got Me Locked Up |
Thursday night, I find myself on South Street. Gag me with nostalgia. Mike and I are attempting to navigate our way, single-file, fighting our way upstream, through the river of drunkards ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:57:00 GMT |
Bite Your Tongue |
According to my mother, from the instant that I started to speak, I disagreed with every authority figure with whom I came in contact. For the first few years of my life this amounted to my par...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 00:30:00 GMT |
Good friends are hard to come by, will we be keeping in touch? |
Shit, I totally should have bought Carltons when we stopped for gas. I only have three left, Im fucked. Joe pounded the steering wheel to add unnecessary emphasis to the word fucked. ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 17:25:00 GMT |
So goes my life |
Today is the first Thursday that I have off, formally I was scheduled to have off on Mondays, giving me a two-day break from work. Apparently, No one in the car business has never had a Monday off, ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 00:40:00 GMT |
American Express Gift Cards |
So I'm entering my seventh hour of my twelve-hour day, which means I have been bored for approximately six hours and thirty minutes. For those confused by my math you have obviously forgotten to take...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 15:59:00 GMT |
Supposebly |
First of all, I want to make it clear that I am fully aware of the fact that the word supposebly does not exist. It is only to be uttered when mocking a person who uses it in all seriousness, or when ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Nov 2004 13:05:00 GMT |
why work when I can rape and pillage? |
So mulling over the prospect of rejoining the workforce, or perhaps I should rephrase that, contemplating the obvious conclusion one comes to when their bank balance is negligible, a job is necessary....
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 02:38:00 GMT |
just because your favorite movie is the shining doesn't mean you killed your wife |
So there was a huge break in the Scott Peterson case yesterday, apparently his favorite movie is The Shining , meaning he has to be a murderer. Now dont get me wrong I fully believe that he kille...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Aug 2004 11:53:00 GMT |
