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About Me

Sifted from the solid waste of:

Jimmy 2-Tons of: Pictures Can Tell, Elanvital, Angwish, Frustration, The Patios and Tolmantown.
Jakeoftherats of: Decon, Echoes of Gloom, Blood For Money, Crusted Broth, Antebellum, Strictly Broccoli, Mourning Serenade and Ratorum.
Adam Anus of: Morbidly Obese, Johnny Apple Cock!, Apocalypse Brigade and Tolmantown and Total Discharge.
Satan Himself of: Cannibal Carl and Lactating Bovines.
K-Nard of: The Uninvited, Apocalypse Brigade and Mary's Ugly Children.
Glen The Red of: The Aphrodisiacs, Johnny Apple Cock!, Apocalypse Brigade, The Leotards, Ghetto Juice and Ratorum.

Now that's a fuckin' resume'!

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Amphetamine Army @ Vic's

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My Interests

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Member Since: 8/2/2006
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METH ARMY IS:

Guit-Fiddlin' in the studio with Jakeoftherats... Walk the Dogma

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Influences:

Under the influence of:

Slayer, Rancid, Anthrax, Gwar, Bad Religion, Pantera, Misfits, Deicide, Herb Alpert and the Tijuanna Brass, Nausea, Your Mom and your sister! Mix all of those with enough amphetamines to kill an elephant and you have the Army. Be sure to drink your Thorazine Bitches!
Sounds Like:

All of the above mixed in a blender, and sprinkled with the purest of Columbian yak.

Record Label: Yes, please.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

K-Nard the Mighty is Pregnant...? Well, sort of...

Hear Ye, Hear Ye; Let it be known, that on this day, January Third, Two-Thousand and Seven... Amphetamine Army's own K-Nard the Mighty and his lovely wife Desiree the Mighty are expecting their first ...
Posted by Amphetamine Army on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

Street Teams... We need your help!

Amphetamine Army is looking for some upstanding citizens to help organize some street teams in your area... Help spread the word and join in on the Amphetamine epidemic thats sweeping the nation! What...
Posted by Amphetamine Army on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

CD RELEASE PARTY WAS A HIT... YOU FUCKERS ROCK!

I just wanna start by saying thank you to everyone who came out to the CD release Party Friday... You all made it a great night for us. And an extra special fuck yeah to In Traction and In the Casket!...
Posted by Amphetamine Army on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

Amphetamine Army Demo? Could that be possible?

The time has come... Those broke-dick bastards in Amphetamine Army have finally managed to scrape together some benjamin's to fund their demo. Thats right, Yesterday marked the first day of recording,...
Posted by Amphetamine Army on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST

Introducing Meth Army

What up muthafucka's.... It's official; Meth Army is now on the web. Yeah, yeah, yeah.... Anyway, we just played the Foresters Club in tha' Dirty Glove Saturday, and it was fuckin' rad! (Trying to bri...
Posted by Amphetamine Army on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST