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Big Joe Wallace

Hi

About Me

I am a Graphic Artist. 2D, 3D and Web. Although, I haven't had much luck finding that day job yet. My online portfolio is www.bostonwallace.com

I have been to 5 different countries (Canada, England, Wales, Scotland, Netherlands) and many of the states. (ME, MA, VT, NY, CT, RI, NH, IL, CA, SC, HI, NV, AZ, FL, PA, NJ) I love Amsterdam and Hawaii the most.

My Interests

Reading, Drawing, Playing Video Games, Poker, Watchin DVDs, Playing Pool, Concerts

I'd like to meet:

Celebrities who would let me live in their guest house.

Cougars.

Music:



Metal, Hardcore, Punk, anything fast loud and what other people consider obnoxious. I can tolerate most rap, some of it's pretty funny. I've become more leanient on my views of popular music.

Favorite Bands:
(The Misfits, Queens of the Stone Age, CKY, Metallica, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Motley Crue, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Bloodhound Gang, Pantera, Rage Against the Machine, Tree, Sam Black Church, Megadeth, The Ramones, The Strokes, Linkin Park, The Minibosses, Offspring, Green Day,The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Tenacious D, System of a Down, Sevendust)

Movies:

My DVD Collection, 242 and Counting!



Favorite Movies:
Shaun of the Dead, Battle Royale, Harold and Kumar, Ju On, Van Wilder, Office Space, Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, Equilibrium, Star Wars Trilogy, Sandler Movies, Smith Movies, Jackie Chan Movies, Half Baked, Spaceballs, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Old School, Beverly Hills Cop I & II, Half Baked, American Psycho, Spider-man Movies, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Goonies, Baseketball, Jerky Boys Movie, Fear of a Black Hat, The Last Dragon, Mortal Kombat, Tommy Boy, The Punisher, Neverending Story, Stripes, Cheech and CHONG MOVIES!!!! Farrelly bros movies, Dirty Work, 12 Monkeys, Haggard, CKY movies.

Television:

Favorite Shows:
Heroes, Rome, My Name is Earl, Rescue Me, The Job, Fear Factor, The Office, Extras, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Sliders, Aqua Teen hunger Force, The King of Queens, The Simpsons, South Park, Happy Days, Perfect Strangers, The Greatest American Hero, Mr. Belvedere, Taxi, Welcome Back Kotter, ALL IN THE FAMILY, Sanford and Son, Mama's Family, The Price is Right, SNL, THE SOPRANOS, Deadwood, Jeremiah, Firefly, Robot Chicken)

Heroes:

..JFK, Bill Clinton, Stan Lee, Denis Leary.

My Blog

OnA Furror

I'm so enraged at the media right now.Let's make a story happen instead of reporting the news.  Some of the shittier journalists that try breaking stories that are out of context need to be held ...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

Rip Matt Berry 1-7-07

This is my first blog in almost a year.With the young LS student that died this past week, it got me thinking about people you know or young people in general who died before thier time.My friend Mat ...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

Da Bounca

Woo hoo, got a job tonight. I am now working at the "Middle East" rock club in Cambridge.  Just happened to be there and got the impulse to ask the guy if they needed more security.  I had a...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:49:00 PST

new family guy

So I'm at the bar right now, and family guy is finishing on the TV. But you know, I've seen it already... So who cares.
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP da Pope-a

The pope just died... that's pretty bad news. I wonder if it's a big april fool's joke..
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Star Wars M & Ms

I just had some Dark side Star Wars M & Ms. Yeah they make them. Be prepared for Star Wars everything to be in the stores starting right about meow!
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

USB = Stronger than Achillies

I'm in the middle of doing my laundry. As I am pullling stuff from the dryer, I see my usb drive at the bottom of the tub... holy shit... My first thought was like "150 bucks down the drain, is this ...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PSP = Fucking Amazing

Oh my god this thing is so goddamn amazing. I creamed my jeans the second I opened this thing and turned it on. I'm trying to run out the innital charge on the battery and its taking forever. I got...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Revelant Song Lyrics

When I get high I get high on speed Top fuel funny car's A drug for me My heart, my heart Kickstart my heart Always got the cops Coming after me Custom built bike Doing 103 My heart, m...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

at the pool

God I love the sidekick 2. I'm at the pool, soaking up the sun. Waiting for a cloud to go by and I can type up a blog as I sit here. Isn't technology great? Scoping out babes, drinking some beer, ...
Posted by Big Joe Wallace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST