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Cal-Abe Vigoda

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About Me

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My Interests

Movies:

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Television:

I COULD say something clever like, "Kill your TV!" but I won't. Instead, I'll say,"I would like to hump whoever invented the DVR."

Books:

Everything by Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, and Ray Bradbury. Anthem by Ayn Rand. Seriously. There's nothing funny about books.

Heroes:

Zach Galifianakis.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

I hate - Part Duex

I hate rent deposits, Natty Ice, cheating ex-boyfriends, toothpaste with Fluoride, people who say "mani/pedis," Charlotte Russe, TV dinners, swiss cheese, 40-year old women who dress like pre-teens, e...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

FUCK!

Seriously. What the fuck is going on with the world right now?? I can't take this shit anymore...the shitty thing is that there is nowhere to run.FUCK!
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:06:00 PST

What the hell??

I've done pilates for a week straight and I don't see any difference. I thought black people are supposed to get all fit after a week of working out. Damn my white genes!
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:20:00 PST

Love it!

I'm absolutely positive that there is no better feeling than that brand new spring-in-your-step-butterfly-stomach crush.  I'm pretty sure that if everybody felt like this all the time, there woul...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

Hank Azaria!

I've been watching that series "Huff" and I'm going to have to say that I want to do Hank Azaria's 40-something ass.  Why is he so sex-able?...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:10:00 PST

ICELAND!

It's official - We bought our tickets for Iceland this weekend! ...and no, we're not going just because we like Bjork...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:47:00 PST

Girls gone wild?

was the best night of my life.  I was hung-over at work all day yesterday (we went out with Lady G), so I was utterly exhausted by the time I got home from work.  I check my phone when I get...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

It's DONE.

Alyssa and I have finished writing our movie, and it's a hunk of gold, wrapped in magic, with a side of GLORIOUSNESS! If everything goes right, we'll start shooting in P-Town in Feb 2007.  If any...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:12:00 PST

Gnarls Barkley ain't no friend o' mine.

Alyssa and I went to the myspace secret show at the Roxy to see Gnarls Barkley.  I love (well, loved) this band!  The show was amazing! Everybody on stage was wearing a different type o...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

San Franny Granny Panties

I had an obscenely good time in San Francisco this past weekend.  Unfortunately, I packed an hour before we needed to be at the airport, so I forgot my camera....I can still relay some of the hig...
Posted by Cal-Abe Vigoda on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:24:00 PST