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THE ZING KING

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Myspace Layouts Myspace Generators Myspace LayoutsMyspace Layouts Im an east coast kid who didnt fit in on the east coast. Im a proud Papi, artist, writer, graphic designer and slam poet. I also always forget how much i love rasberry yogurt. cooking makes me feel really good especially when i can feed my friends. Laughter i wish grew on trees....cuz i would climb that tree and eat all the laughter on it. easy going for the most part (have been known to get outta hand). Stiff cocktails make the world go 'round or atleast the room and well...if ya wanna know more just ask my narrow ass..."using this doll...show me where he touched you"

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I'd like to meet:

Me at the age of 62, twiggy from buck rogers, wolf man jack, potsy webber, mr. worf, alan alda, jack ruby, daniel johston, mr. waters (jon and muddy), snarf, nick cave, basquiat, pollack, who ever won last years cannibus cup!br />

My Blog

How to lose 10+ pounds in a week

heres my secret diet and exercise plan. thursday: dont eat. only drink tap water with no ice. friday: eat 1 hamburger at 7pm saturday: eat 10 hot wings at 830pm sunday: dont eat! monday: eat 2 stale s...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 14:04:00 GMT

THE BODY OF JULES DEMETRIUS FOUND IN DUMPSTER

THATS WHAT THE HEADLINE COULDA BEEN TODAY! LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS TRYING TO FIND A SAFE PLACE TO REST MY HEAD I WAS APPROACHED BY 4 YOUNG WHITEBOYS IN HOODIES AND HATS ( AT BEST THEY WERE 16) ....ASKI...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:37:00 GMT

MY NEW POEM

I REMEBER PART2 IRW= I REMEMBER WHEN IR= I REMEBER  SAVES ME TIME YALL!! IRW A HAIRLESS VAGINA MEANT U WERE 6. BUSH WASNT SHAVEN OR UP IN THIS WHITE HOUSE MISBEHAVIN' DOIN THESE DIRTY POLI-TRICKS...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:16:00 GMT

I did cell painting for this cartoon. VID


Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:12:00 GMT

freaky tiki

so i took a break from the deck show to go to the bikini lounge for a stiff drink. i also wanted a tshiirt cuz i designed it and never got one. as i walked in i saw a massive tiki....the one i designe...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:02:00 GMT

at one time she was sperm

My Akira has been learnig from me. My angel asks me to smell her feet ALL the time. truth be told- ever since she was 2 seconds old i have smelled her feet. i change a poop...i got the "tootsies" its...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:03:00 GMT

NO CAPE. NO TIGHTS. JUST ME BEING A SUPERHERO!!!!!

no cape no tights...just me being a superheroBody: THIS IS NO BULLSHIT.Yesterday while i was watching ANDI saw a couple of kids about thier age playing 2 doors down...so i figure lettem play together....
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:48:00 GMT

THE ARTICLE I WROTE IN 944 MAGAZINE

THIS IS HW IT APPEARED..NOT AS IT WAS WRITTEN....BUT I GUESS THATS WHY THE EDITORS ARE CALLED EDITORS.MONSTER BALLERSDOING LIVE ART IS A MAJOR COG IN THE MONSTER MACHINEBy Jules DemetriusApril 27, 200...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:31:00 GMT

AKIRAs 1st day of skool

well the day was a long time coming...but it snuck up on me...it sems like only yesterday she was puking in my mouth....after too much boobie juice...but here i am.....the day started like any other o...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:39:00 GMT