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Ronin

G's up, Hoe's down!

About Me

Hi, my name is Ronin, and I am a french bulldog. I am black and white with little black spots. I rule. My mommy got me in October when I was only 3 months old. I love my Mommy! I have an older brother named Toby, he is a Bull Terrier. I think I can kick his ass, but I end up running away and hiding. I like to sleep in his bed and chew up his toys, but he loves me anyway! I can sleep almost anywhere and eat almost anything.It's hard to tell when I am about to vomit because I like to surprise people! If you're not watching me, I tend to eat poopies. My uncle Greg calls me Cheeseburger Head, and pretends to eat my face, I dont like it. But he is still cool.When I am upset I make my frownie face! My favorite word would have to be "cookies," but I do not like the word "shit" because that means my Mommy is mad.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? The best pet ever, A French Bulldog
What is your name? Ronin
What other nicknames do you have? Roro, Roni, Cheeseburger Brain, Turd Face, Monkey, Baby, Pig-Monkey-Bear-Bat and so on...
What is your favorite treat? COOKIES! Although my Mommy has recently given me pasta and rice! I LOVE IT!
What would your owner describe you as? Her little Roro, or spoiled brat! :)
What is the funniest thing you have done? I do funny things everyday! Just today I climbed up on the lounge chairs on my deck and layed on my back like I was sun tanning!
What is the bravest thing you have done? Jumped over and play fought my brother Toby (He's a Bull Terrier)
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes I am
Are you a social animal? VERY MUCH SO!
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Hahahaha, yes I am a little bastard sometimes
Are you friendly? Sure am
Are you overweight? Hahaha, no my Mommy makes sure I get exercise
Do you like warm milk? I like everything
Do you eat cheese? I have once, it gave me terrible gas
Do you eat bugs? ALL. THE. TIME. They are like potato chips to me! All munchy....
Do you live with other animals? Yes, my brother Toby
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I like being anywhere as long as I am with someone
Do you like to exercise? Yes, I love playing fetch and tug-o-war
Do you like car rides? I'm getting used to them, I used to be scared
Do you get into stuff? Of course
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I don't have a Daddy, but I love my Mommy, Uncle, Grandma and Grandpa!
Do you like to swim? I'm not supposed to and I havent even tried yet
Do you chase laser pen dots? Haha, My Mommy doesn't own one, but I bet I would if she did!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love my Mommy VERY VERY VERY much!
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My Interests

Chew toys, humping, pooping, peeing on things, running, water, cracking skulls, busting heads and hockey

I'd like to meet:

People with food, Dog's, Dog's butts, Cats so I can bite them, and other hot Frenchie bitches... (I have no balls so I'm not looking for a long term relationship.)

Music:

Queen!

Movies:

Anything my Mommy likes!

Television:

Animal Planet and CSI

Books:

Sure, I'll eat them!

Heroes:

My Mommy, and Spiderman