Now Who's a Fucking Nihilist? |
For those playing along at home, I found this at McSweenys. http://mcsweeneys.net/2006/4/3fezzell.html Enjoy David, Candice, whatever [email protected] This Abject World (555) 555-5555 Objec...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Where have all the Ninja gone? |
David Weber at Japundit on the disappearance of the Ninja from American pop culture.: "As for the real Ninja, they served as the perfect martial arts foil for any aspiring hero whether they were sam...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:46:00 PST |
Do Philip K. Dick Robots Dream of Electronic Sheep? |
The Philip K. Dick robot has gone AWOL.Robot is presumed to be hiding in Los Angeles and plotting to hunt down its creator, once it emerging from an existential crisis....
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:30:00 PST |
Left Behind |
You may love Jesus but your pet is definitely a pagan. You doubt me? Have you baptized your hamster? When was the last time your goldfish took communion? Has your cat been to confession lately? When ...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:04:00 PST |
beware the ides of Forduary! |
Someday soon someone will clue into the fact that using a calender based on the names of ancient gods and emperors is not particularly relevant anymore. So, instead of Wednesday and March, we will ei...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:46:00 PST |
Nymph, in thy orisons be all my sins remembered |
You bit of religious humor for the week...Dating for Christ http://datetosave.com/index.shtmlThis is where comely young lasses date heathen gents in order to save their immortal souls. After all "If y...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:52:00 PST |
Frozen Assets |
In the Douglas Adam's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy there is a story about the Restaurant at the End of the Universe (temporal end, not physical end). The story goes that if you leave a penny in any...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:39:00 PST |
Crazier Than Thou |
Our story starts back in July&Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon initiated a plan to withdraw settlements from the Gaza. In response some uber-zealots, proving that no one faith has a monopoly on cra...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:02:00 PST |
Doe, a deer, a suicidal deer |
5 deer sneak into parking garage, climb to top, and kill themselves. Corpses devoured by locals. 5 deer leap to death off parking garage Associated Press RANSON, W.Va. - Either they misjudged the d...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST |
If we cant play mini-golf, the terrorists have already won |
The jihad against mini-golf continues: Miniature Golf Course on Terror Target List SAN JOSE (AP) -- San Jose officials are still wondering how a miniature golf course landed on a federal list of the ...
Posted by Scott Thomas Bruce on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:04:00 PST |
