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El Grito de Lares

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About Me

Oh, you ironic pop-rock fuck! Don't you fuck with metal! One line and you're out of control, Yeah we fucking own youKing Rau, BEAT ALL, Fucking...STRENGTH!King Rau, BEAT ALL, Fucking...STRENGTH!Can't wait to feel it again, And I need to feel home, When I was somebody else, Well I was just a boy... METAL!Ladies and gentlemen: The maggot master!

My Interests

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Music:

I'm really huge on Fusion, Avant-garde, Avant-Noise, Prog, Doom, Tribal, Thrash, and SOMETIMES Free jazz
Just about anything complex in numbers catches my ears. I use polymetrics, polyrhythms, odd timing, tempo changes, and wierd sometimes dissonant chord progressions. Which makes it near impossible for anyone to play with me. Most of my friends want me to play punk, metal, or doom with them.
People have said to me
"You've just been playin' the esteban this whole time?" - Dan
"Are you trying to sound like Mike Patton? That's not a good thing." - Perry
"Can you play in time?" - Phillip
"Dragonforce sucks" - Jewelz
"I can tell you've been practicing you got some new chops and as usual you're the last one on stage playing.... Again" - Matt @ Dawsonville Ice Box
"Whoa" - Keanu
"I don't think you could be a metal vocalist unless you practiced.... Alot" - Steven
"Dude you can't keep a beat" - Chuck
"I have to trip acid to understand you" - Matt Mc.
"I have to hear [Drake] play bass with you to understand what the hell you're doing." - Panda Pirate Jenn
"You want me to do what?!?!?" - Jewelz
"I hate noodle jamming" - Anonymous
"Popper stomps Dave into the ground!" - Rachel
"That shit sucks!" - Seth

I listen to a little bit of everything but currently these are my... Current Top 15 Albums played currently:
Artist --- Album
Frank Zappa - Shut up and play yer guitar
Chick Corea - Complete "Is" Sessions
Nuclear Rabbit - Mutopia
Dillinger Escape Plan - Ire Works
Aereogramme and Isis - In the Fishtank
Strapping Young Lad - The New Black
Miles Davis - Live Evil
BTBAM - Colors
Return to Forever - Hymn of the 7th Galaxy
King Crimson - Red
Kanye West - Graduation
Risa Ohki - Final Fantasy Pray
Wu-tang Clan - 36 Chambers
Jefferson Starship - Red Octopus
The Jazz Crusaders w/ Joe Sample - The Vocal Album

Movies:

V for Vendetta
29 Palms
Garden State
Wonderland
Star Trek : First Contact
Stormriders
Final Fantasy Advent Children
Blade
The Wild Bunch
Enter the Dragon
Hero
Play Misty for me
Dirty Harry : The Dead Pool
West Side Story
The crying game
Sarah Silverman : Jesus is Magic

Television:

IF YAN CAN COOK!!!!! SO CAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Code Monkeys
Star Trek DS9

Books:

Discworld, Jesus in the house of the Pharoahs, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Mostly Harmless, When will Jesus bring the pork chops?, Magick in Theory and Practice, C.. for dummies, My handy dandy little guitar and piano scale and chord guide, So long and thanks for the fish, Reflections, Restuarant and the end of the universe, Paradise Lost, Diary of a Drug Fiend, Under the Table and Dreaming, 250 math problems you'll probably never solve(I've got 40 done), The Book of the Law, Forest Gump, Life the universe and everything, Cannabis Culture, A Doll's House, The Skeptics Dictionary, Wiccan Warrior, Napalm and Silly Putty, Fight Club, All is quiet on the western front, Man in the Iron Mask, IT, Smack, G-Spot, Kama Sutra, Kama Tantra, High Times

Heroes:

Not heroes but whom I absorb from most. Ron Jarzombek, Yngwie Malmsteen, Randy Rhoads, Douglas Adams, Brero, Cypress Hill, Hunter Thompson, Dr. King, Frank Zappa, Kill Eddie Vedder, KRS One, Neil Boortz, Method Man, Adrian Belew, The Cannabros Zank Indica and Stone Sativa, Brad Mofrakun Nowell, Burzum, Buddy Rich, Gza, Tommy Chong, Drake, George Lopez, RIP ODB, George Carlin, Robert Fripp, Mars Volta, Steve Jobs, Jens Kidman, Rza, Mi hermano Don Allotaspic, Ghostface Killah, Herman Cain, Fredrick Thordendal, I hate Steve Vai, Sierra, Nas, Rodney Mullen, Chino Moreno, mi mama

My Blog

Organic Foods. Expensive and not any better for you

I am proactive when it comes to food and environmental impact.  I opposed the use of "harmful' pesticides and synthetic fertilizers in preference of natural, primative techniques.  Technique...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:05:00 PST

You must suck yo way to salvation pt 1 & 2

By Matthew Bigg ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia man sentenced to 10 years in jail without parole for having consensual oral sex with a 15-year-old girl when he was 17 walked free on Friday after t...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:06:00 PST

Why are liberals against liberty? Our failed congress.

I am a liberal.  A classical liberal mind you.  I believe in life, liberty, and the right to private ownership.  I don't have to go into this subject.  Most people whom know anythi...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST

Who is Lt. Gen. Mahmood Ahmed?

Who Is Lt. Gen. Mahmood Ahmed? Who Is, Lt. Gen. Mahmood Ahmed, Omar Sheikh, Pakistani ISI, Pakistanjongold Thanks to www.cooperativeresearch.org Oc...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

Hidden History of 9/11

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Posted by El Grito de Lares on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:42:00 PST

The planet is fine!!!!! by George Carlin

He did this a long time ago.  I think back in 1998 at Madison Square Garden if I'm not mistaken.  He brings up some valid points IMO. George Carlin - The Planet is Fine ...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:10:00 PST

What it is to be a Libertarian.

What is Libertarian? Read more at LibertyGuide.com. Get more involved at TheIHS.org. How much liberty is good for the individual? How much government do we need?The libertarian, or "class...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST

Something a little less serious, FF2 and 3 for Famicom

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Posted by El Grito de Lares on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:22:00 PST

Support anonymity

Many people are aware that in today's society anonymity is almost a luxury.  Especially when it comes to the internet.  Whatever page we use, or whatever we download is not a secret.  A...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

Bin Laden shows he is concerned with his appearance

By Mark Trevelyan, Security Correspondent LONDON (Reuters) - Abandoning his Kalashnikov and dyeing his beard from grey to black, Osama bin Laden presents a new image to the world in a video that...
Posted by El Grito de Lares on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:17:00 PST