Fresh from a court runnin from a bar tab,
Drivin drunk with car lag in need of a barf bag,
I left my smart half on the hard path to recovery,
With hangover hovering I took a bath in the bubbly,
I woke up in the trash, cold clutchin a flask, With a wino askin for some stuff from me, but there's no stuff in my stash,
I'm so stuck in a glass, but insist on throwin Rollin Rocks,
Shades drawn, doors closed and locked, hopin no one knocks,
I'm in a lonely spot, Nowhere, and I want some some Stoli shots like I don't care if my AA sponsor knows or not,
I spent a week soaked in scotch on Venice Beach with the vagrants Then I'm... leavin for Vegas But I'm penny free, and owe a lot of dough to spot my landlord and old lady liks,
It's like I said, she likes to collect, she don't babysit....
Any Earthworms, Sea-monsters, internet rappers who's garbage i sleep on, ticket takers, number-callers, button pushers, slobber-knockers, sand-baggers, smut peddlers, chicks, sluts, garbage truck drivers, and acid pixies, and flat earth proponents.
Also, what happen to you girls out here? its like everything now is just brain-dead six-pack whoring eye candy. These days your average 20-something California girl is jaded by a sheepish and uninspired, delusional view on reality, depressing the sense out of a happy overall outcome for herself or any guy she fucks around with. I feel I will forever be stuck slinging lies to beer sluts on Saturday nights for corny conversation, cheap dome, headaches, and my growing sensation of emotional frustration. I do have to admit im happier now than ever before.....So im either drunk, choked, up to my elbows in ranch, telling her how much she means to me, or somebody hit my with the fear rod. Everybody dies....
Because I break everything
Jack chicken and the Brothers with sistas, Buster Hymen and the Penetrators
So..........Hows your girl?
I dont know........im into a bunch of softy movies, watching movies is one of my favorite things to do so i try to see as many as i can
"Every band makes at least one pussy song to find out who the faggots are"
Television face, cant hold the nerves behind the monitor, hopped up on Klonopin, kickin it to college girls
plug it in, turn it on, prop me up against the couch,
lights out, I ain't ever gonna have to leave my house,
satellite dish get up on my wish list, turn me to a tyrant,
let my clean spirit dissolve through the appliance
plug it in, turn it on, be my mother when she's gone, great,
wipe the spittle off my chinny-chin during the breaks,
if I gotta go blind I'mma do it for the love of all television
kind,
and that's fine, and that's fine...
I like Adult Swim :
shows like......
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Sealab 2021
The Brak Show
Space Ghost
Family Guy
Futurama
Venture Brothers
Robot Chicken
Tom Goes To Mayor
Besides that.......I watch........
Wonder Showzen
Viva La Bam
WildBoys
Old Jackass
Team Sanches
Samurai Jack
Seinfeld
The List Goes on.......
"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled"
Samurai Jack, Spiderman, Dave Insurgent, and there's always room for Jello