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Puppet For The Plummet Committee

About Me


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..........hmmmm, my name is Robert, but you can call me a cab if i get to drunk at the bar. I picked up this 2 year old boy in the streets, he lives with me now. I love this guy, he's really my best friend in the world. My older brother Nick aside....I love Andrew more then i love myself or you......so, where a helmet. I like to fall asleep with the T.V. on, drinking at crummy bars, girls, watching movies on days when everyone is dead, um...road trippin, panicking, sleep, chickens(pun intended), vodka, groping, ranch dressing, hip hop and diner food. My favorite cuss word is Life and i would never feed the trolls. My turn-offs are Garth brooks fans, dirty shoes, blue collar comedy(not funny), yorba linda punk rock, tweekers(yup, I'm talking about you), there are a lot of cheese bitches from placentia that are creeps, (hate to say it but...)most of my ex-girlfriends......how you bitches doing?.....I'm just kidding I get along with almost all them : p. I don't like places that smell like dirty animal ass so i try not to go for anything other than cocaine or wing sauce (cross my heart.....hope to die). Im bothered by your Face! try using a Brillo pad and some rocks...
Simply not feeling you
Ive lived in orange county all my life......in just about every city. I see myself as grilled cheese sandwich with the crusts cut off.....most days, other days i couldn't tell you being that im probably busy hangin out with my little guy, or maybe im in my car or at work trying juggle head-trips, hangovers, and obligations, enjoying just about every sloppily definitive second of it. Im the human pacman, and on-top of these pills, i want all the cherries. Ive been paid, sissy isnt a good look for you so make sure you press the right number when riding on my elevator
Right now im working for tips and drink tickets doing the 100 meter slob hustle in a bar glass near you.
ill finish this crap later(.........this was kinda hard for me because typing on myspace sux, this isnt important, and i dont care about you, clean your shoes.........bitches)

My Interests



Fresh from a court runnin from a bar tab,

Drivin drunk with car lag in need of a barf bag,

I left my smart half on the hard path to recovery,

With hangover hovering I took a bath in the bubbly,

I woke up in the trash, cold clutchin a flask, With a wino askin for some stuff from me, but there's no stuff in my stash,

I'm so stuck in a glass, but insist on throwin Rollin Rocks,

Shades drawn, doors closed and locked, hopin no one knocks,

I'm in a lonely spot, Nowhere, and I want some some Stoli shots like I don't care if my AA sponsor knows or not,

I spent a week soaked in scotch on Venice Beach with the vagrants Then I'm... leavin for Vegas But I'm penny free, and owe a lot of dough to spot my landlord and old lady liks,

It's like I said, she likes to collect, she don't babysit....

I'd like to meet:


Any Earthworms, Sea-monsters, internet rappers who's garbage i sleep on, ticket takers, number-callers, button pushers, slobber-knockers, sand-baggers, smut peddlers, chicks, sluts, garbage truck drivers, and acid pixies, and flat earth proponents.

Also, what happen to you girls out here? its like everything now is just brain-dead six-pack whoring eye candy. These days your average 20-something California girl is jaded by a sheepish and uninspired, delusional view on reality, depressing the sense out of a happy overall outcome for herself or any guy she fucks around with. I feel I will forever be stuck slinging lies to beer sluts on Saturday nights for corny conversation, cheap dome, headaches, and my growing sensation of emotional frustration. I do have to admit im happier now than ever before.....So im either drunk, choked, up to my elbows in ranch, telling her how much she means to me, or somebody hit my with the fear rod. Everybody dies....

Because I break everything

Music:

Jack chicken and the Brothers with sistas, Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

So..........Hows your girl?

Movies:


I dont know........im into a bunch of softy movies, watching movies is one of my favorite things to do so i try to see as many as i can

"Every band makes at least one pussy song to find out who the faggots are"

Television:


Television face, cant hold the nerves behind the monitor, hopped up on Klonopin, kickin it to college girls
plug it in, turn it on, prop me up against the couch, lights out, I ain't ever gonna have to leave my house, satellite dish get up on my wish list, turn me to a tyrant, let my clean spirit dissolve through the appliance
plug it in, turn it on, be my mother when she's gone, great, wipe the spittle off my chinny-chin during the breaks, if I gotta go blind I'mma do it for the love of all television kind, and that's fine, and that's fine...
I like Adult Swim :

shows like......

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Sealab 2021
The Brak Show
Space Ghost
Family Guy
Futurama
Venture Brothers
Robot Chicken
Tom Goes To Mayor
Besides that.......I watch........
Wonder Showzen
Viva La Bam
WildBoys
Old Jackass
Team Sanches
Samurai Jack
Seinfeld
The List Goes on.......

Books:



"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled"

Heroes:


Samurai Jack, Spiderman, Dave Insurgent, and there's always room for Jello

My Blog

The Article - Everybody Groups

See Full Article At the Bottom     Yorba Linda Groper Strikes Again! Tuesday, February 13, 2007            Local Hero Robert Smith Aka YL Groper, has alwa...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

And the Children are Runaways..(for those who cant read)

Its saturday.... My son is about out for the night. I have a pitcher of fresh margaritas, I pirated copy of superman, some snurb, and a handful of what are you bitches doing? Since im in my underwear ...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

Im an Underpaid Rock......

......In a glorified slingshot.. The word in my alphabet cereal was spelled out clear as my baby's mom's bad intentions. "Doom" Its all around us. Like the fearsome foursome in our quest for smut lust...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:21:00 PST

MF Fatherhood (*Slug)

  I won't take up too much of your time,I know you're trying to get your video game-grind on And that's fine, Just gimme a second to empty my face,Before I hit the road again to go and win this ...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:31:00 PST

Lost in thought - The Sea-Monster Chronicles

Becoming a dad was the best thing that has ever happend to me here are some pics, check out my little guy..... Babies are everywhere...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good Stuff

a titty posted this So I was having cybersex the other day. It was pretty good I guess. Here it is: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aigh...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I ain't trying to wait for no one else to help

Protect your jimmy, keep it freshAnything is everything and more is lessit's all sight, sounds, smell, taste, and feltsKnuckle up and buckle up your safety beltLift with your legs, speak with your min...
Posted by Robert Downey Nooner" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST