Watch as Lawson keeps the streets safe! |
Criminals try to go on room to room romps to hide from cops like Lawson. But it's futile. Lawson will always FIND them (like I'll always "find" cocaine in a Denny's bathroom). Check it out!
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Posted by Wesley on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST |
BIG changes in my life! |
Hi there, friends! How are all of you? It's been awhile since I've updated the ole blog, but I have a damn good reason for that, which I will get to soon enough. First off, my plan to garner some a...
Posted by Wesley on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST |
My latest endeavors |
Hello, friends! I have been MIA for awhile and I apologize. But don't worry. I have been checking the myspace page from the computers at the library where I've been sleeping and accepting the flood...
Posted by Wesley on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST |
Man . . . Fuck Long John Silver's |
Hi there, friends. It has been a rough week for Wesley Eure. This past Monday I lost my job at Long John Silver's. The upper management, and apparently many of the customers, didn't appreciate my at...
Posted by Wesley on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST |
LAWSON: WHITE HEAT |
Hello, friends! There is a movie being made about a topic that is very close to my heart: the war on drugs. I, Wesley Eure, have been clean and sober for a while now and, thanks to my good friends a...
Posted by Wesley on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:30:00 PST |
The Silver Lining |
Things are looking up for your friend Wesley Eure. Not only have I been keeping off the white witch (four clean-nostrilled days straight so far) but I was able to get a room at the local Y since I re...
Posted by Wesley on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST |
FIND IT! |
It has been brought to my attention that Finders Keepers is no longer being aired in its 2 AM timeslot on Nick GAS. This is absolutely unacceptable. I rely on those 3 cent royalty checks to make it ...
Posted by Wesley on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST |
Steve Irwin |
The world has lost a great man in Steve Irwin. I never had the opportunity to meet the man myself, but I admired his enthusiasm. He was one of the few TV personalities with the kind of coked-up ener...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST |
Life's important questions |
A man can live his entire life squandering the precious little time he has on this small drop in the ocean of existence which we call planet earth by wallowing in a philosophical quagmire engaging in ...
Posted by Wesley on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST |
I've been sleeping in my car |
Sleeping in your car isn't all that it's cracked up to be. At first I tried to pretend that I was camping or on some sort of adventure. I even tried hiding objects in the front seats and looking for...
Posted by Wesley on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST |
