Red Sox and baseball in general, bodily functions, Grey Goose (Classy Stuff), ballroom dancing, receding hairlines, poker, close talking after a case of Icehouse, water polo, watchen people wretch, cats, ice cream socials, tits, walken outta stores wearen pimp-ass hats, finger painting, one-five-one rum, quilts, appletinis, donkey business, being... "The Dude".
Jerry Remy...if and when I ever do, it's gonna be while he's tattooing the bowl at Fenway during his customary 4th inning shit, Autograph $600, courtesy flush not included.
...and my bastard children.
Green Day, Pubic Apes, Focus, Sum 41, Diaper Rash, No Use For A Name, Liquid Cosby, Darkbuster, Beaver Fleas, Green Day, Bigwig, The Offspring, Blue Water (Think Tampons), Andrew WK, Rise Against, Full Blown Pony Tails, The Killers, Bracket, Code Adam, Lagwagon, Ten Foot Pole, Search Engine, Green Day, Useless ID, Digital Yamaka, Blink 182, The Living End, Surge Jury, Strung Out, Pinhead Gunpowder, Black Kramer, Bad Religion, Screeching Weasel, Yatta, Bloodhound Gang, Pennywise, The Ramones, Flatulence, Green Day.
Delta Force, Simply Hilarious, Death Wish(s), Animal House, DC Cab, ROCKY I-IV, Super Troopers, Bicentennial Man, Diehard(s), Mask (See "Heroes"), Jackass & Number 2, Robocop(s), MXP, Fletch 2: Fletch Lives, Willow.
Pimp My Sub (East Coast Cold Cuts), Three Stooges, MXC (Damien!), Life on a Stick, Land of the Lost (Stink sucked), TRUCKS! (Stacey!), Chapelle, Married with Children (Polk High), Brady Bunch, M*A*S*H (BJ's Stache), Swans Crossing, Baseball Tonight, Mr. Rogers ("King Friday, you are one cool dude"), American Chopper, Simpsons, COPS, Platypus Man, 60 Minutes (Andy Rooney for president), ElimiDate (Scum of the Earth), Wild Boyz, Iron Chef, Big Bad Beatle Borgs, PTI (See Above), Letterman, Conan, Cosby Show (Alvin's braided Rat Tail), Good Eats, This Old House, MAX X, Boston News (In Memoriam: Todd Gross), The Heroes of History, Video Professor ("Try My Product")
Bum Fights, Johny Tremain, Senior Scams, Cat Fancy
Anyone/Anything associated with the 2004 ALCS Game 4 in any way shape or form, Sasquatch, Rocky Dennis, Sandman, Biker Fox, Johnny Knoxville (He's Amazing), Klee Irwin, Dauber, Benjamin Franklin, George Costanza, Worf, Swamp Thing, Steve-O, Donald Trump, Al Bundy, COFFEE!