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Allison

I am here for Friends

About Me



I was recently described as a solar-powered tractor. Sometimes I'm grumpy like an old man with a stick. I don't accept friend requests from people or bands I don't know in real life!
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Apple farmers! Yes!

Music:

it's hip to be square

Movies:


Nikita Mikhalkov, Andrei Konchalavsky, Emir Kusturica, Aki Kaurismäki

Television:

Trying to trackstand and drink a beer Every time you look at my profile you'll want to eat.

Books:

Anything from the 19th century, anything Russian, a lot of things French, anything where anyone dies of consumption, anything written by Fyodor Dosotoevsky, The Devils/The Possessed, Crime and Punishment, The Gambler, The Double, Albert Camus, The Stranger, Exile and the Kingdom, Caligula, Plague, Voltaire, Candide, Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, Toilers of the Sea, 1793, Gunther Grass, Tin Drum, Dog Years, Hermann Hesse, Narcissis and Goldmund, Beneath the Wheel, George Bataille(!), The Story of the Eye, The Abbe, Balzac, Cousin Bette, Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Faust, Nabakov, Lolita, John Steinbeck, East of Eden, Cannery Row, Grapes of Wrath, Hemingway, The Sun also Rises, Snows of Kilamangaro, Tenessee Williams, 27 Wagons Full of Cotton, Night of the Iguana, Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace, The Death of Ivan Ilych, Nikolai Gogol, Dead Souls, The Overcoat, The Story of how Ivan Ivanovich Quarrelled with Ivan Nikiforovich, Franz Kafka, The Castle, In the Penal Colony, Anthony Burgess, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Alexander Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo, Edmund Husserl, Jacques Derrida, Martin Heidegger, Being and Time, Merleau-Ponty, Adventures of the Dialectic, Karl Marx, Max Stirner, Hegel, Karl Lowith, Herbert Spiegelberg, Ortega y Gassett, Nietzsche, Sartre, Road to Freedom Trilogy: Troubled Sleep, Naseau, Being and Nothingness, Ludwig Binswanger, Michel Foucoult, Emille Zola, The Earth, L'Asseumer, Rogoun-Marquet, Moliere, Pascal, Proust, Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Eric Fromm, Bruno Shulz, The Street of Crocodiles, Wilhelm Reich, Bertolt Brecht, Miguel de Cervantes, Milan Kundera, The Joke, Wilde, Picture of Dorian Gray, Bronte, Vonnegut, Mother night, Samuel Becket, Waiting for Godot, Aldous Huxley, Joseph Heller, Jonathan Lethem, Motherless Brooklyn, Saul Bellow, Henry James, Thomas Mann, Thomas More, Lillian Hellman, Virginia Woolf, Nathaniel Hawthorne, George Bernard Shaw, Alexander Herzen, Ivan Turgenev, Ivan Goncharov, Mikail Bulgakov, The Fatal Eggs, Guy de Maupassant, Stendahl, the Red and the Black, Gustave Flaubert, Arthur Miller, Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer, Sexus, Plexus, R.D. Laing, J.D. Sallinger, Franney and Zooey, Catcher in the Rye, Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man, William Burroughs, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Garth Ennis, The Preacher, Transmetroplitan, comics, Tom of Finland, any kind of smut, Silvester and the Magic Pebble... Books make me HOT.

Heroes:


Informing my masterbatory fantasies:

My Blog

Lets make charts and Diagrams

Salt Water Taffy Flavor/Texture/Entertainment Value Chart Represented on X, Y, and Z Axes, respectively. Intense Scientific Data!thanks, eric, for photographing the strange things i sent you from the...
Posted by Allison on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:53:00 PST

my favorite food 5/11/2007

please make me some in anticipation of my birthday, thank you
Posted by Allison on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:11:00 PST

Hi Mom! Click here!

My mom is going to be visiting my profile tomorrow. Quick, everybody leave a bunch of really innapropriate and/or incriminating comments here so she can be extra-especially-super-delighted-and-impres...
Posted by Allison on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST

i heart pony i heart pony i heart pony i heart pony

I know Brandon likes ponies.  Wagner liked Ponies too (Walkurie)!And so does this little shit:  ...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

like i said, they know who they are

my filthy companions
Posted by Allison on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Minnesota-Wisconsin

It's 2 am in Chicago! While on my bike trip with MattZ I spied a Raskolnikov look-alike diguised as a bicyclist heading the opposite direction as us towards Minneapolis/St. Paul. He was wearing one of...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

I am re-reading Blue of Noon to kick off my vacation...

I am going to have a literary orgasm. George Bataille is a mensa madman:"The scene that preceded this nauseous carnival- afterwards, rats must have come crawling over the floor round the two sprawled...
Posted by Allison on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

An addendum to who I would like to meet:

I would like to meet more people with names like Matt, Chris, Dan, and Dave but who prefer to be called Matthew, Christopher, Daniel, and David. I would also like to meet people with names like Jeremi...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Book recommendations, please?

Dear friends, I need a new Dostoevsky or Victor Hugo. I'm starved for new flavors.Someone please recommend something as tasty as reading these authors and dying of comsumption. I need fuel.Love, Al...
Posted by Allison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Anarchist Hegelian Absurdists and the deliciousness of self-contradiction...

I want to meet more radical anarchists like I did the other day who actually consider Stirner's "individual" liberated from the constraints of proletarian/bourgeois dichotomy and not just an absolute ...
Posted by Allison on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:27:00 PST