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Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!
"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."
The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards
"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be
"When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!".
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
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