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About Me

Do you suck at video games
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Master of virtual reality DAMN you are a video game God you are respected in most countries and you are a man or woman or honor
MySpace Quizzes
I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.Well what can i say about me ?? ummmmm i rock... yeah i most certainly do rock... I play way to many video games I love DDR because it's fun ... duh why else would you play a video game cuz it's boring .. DUR lol ... I'm leaning towards a career in freelance art which means I don't want to work anywhere anymore. I got's a girfriends who is my everything who shares in my nerdiness but lacks the ability to play video games cuz she gets sick from the amazing graphics displayed by next gen consoles:( so i play with my stick all by myself :( LOL ewwww j/k I also GUITAR HERO like mad because it's fun and i like it and it's just fun yuppssss FUUUUNNNN. With all this free time i even get a chance to read lots and lots of books...i just finished reading Harry Potter some months ago and that's was F'en SWEET and so it finally ended :( sadness oh well ... oh and JENNIFER GOVERNMENT IS THE BEST DAMN BOOK IN THE WORLD it ranks up there with sword of truth, harry potter, I am Legend, Beowulf, and well you get the point... wow i am a nerd
My Hero Generator by The Blackist Mage
Name
Outfit Baggy jeans and a t-shirt.
Special Features Pupil-less eyes
Magic type Psychic
Weapon of Choice Katana
Sidekick A panther
Attitude The party boy
Random RPG Hero Generator by miriamthebat
Character Name
His Role A villian who turns into a hero to save the world.
His Goal To stop a deadly gas from killing things.
His Sword Is even more phallic shaped than most swords.
His Love Interest Is an innocent and pure healer type
His Hair Style Really long and feminine.
Number of games sold 5,252,753
Number of Yaoi drawings/fics made of him 820,209,541

My Interests

Which video game character are you?! (with pics!!!)

Sonic You love to run around, explore, and a good fight now and then!

MySpace Quizzes

books, weezer, video games, DDR, Guiar Hero, Gym, Running, Jogging, laughing, spitting, coughing,gurgling, cakes, cookies, ice cream, HDTV, next gen consoles, Nintendo DS, PSP (HOMEBREW ALL THE WAY BABY!!) and gore movies
What is Your Super Smash Bros. Fighting Style?
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:: how nintendo are you? :: Which Invader Zim character are you?
Dib // Dib is Zim's worst enemy. He is Gaz's brother too. His favourite show is "Mysterious Mysteries". His quote is "Taste me Gaz! I'm delicious!"
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the band WEEZER, and Terry Goodkind, and all the gods people worships so i can say hey y'all need to get together and fix all these problems together cuz seperate y'all causing alot of Havoc! yeah that's what i would say.... yup

Music:

WEEZER, rivers cuomo, NIN, Marilyn Manson, and Barney sing a longs

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS, Super Mario Brothers ( that movie rocked and y'all know it!!) Lord of the Rings, Old Boy, Spider-Man, Guinea Pig, Toxic Avenger

Television:

i just watch G4... everything is good on G4, and also The King of Queens

Books:

Jennifer Government, sword of truth series, Harry Potter, God is Dead, Computer Manuals, All of Chuck Palahinuks books, there's so damn many books i like :|

Heroes:

Olivia Munn and Kevin Peiora ( i think that's how you spell it) for giving me the news i care about, and also Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb for telling me what video games suck, and making witty remarks that's make me go " hehehehehe that's funny he yuck "

My Blog

HALLOWEEN !!!

HALLOWEEN STARTS TODAY .. is this even really a blog??i haven't bloged in forever ...dear god who reads my quirky quirps anyways?? they'll be more blogs coming when i get my hands on HALO 3 LEGENDARY ...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

Do I really need a subject?

can someone please buy me guitar hero 2? it's ony 40 bucks ... :P -7yL3r-
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

pepsi and god???

okay so i was reading this on my bullentin today ..... Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" cancoming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and thePledge of Al...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

fuck peta

so there's stupid protest from peta against KFC here in las cruces and i'm talking to this lady i'm totally for anything that's against cruelty towards anything not just animals, anyways this lady (wh...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 05:05:00 PST

all about me the sequel

What's your favorite....Beverage (non-alc) ?Coca Cola Blak Beverage (alc) ?Gin and tonicColor ?Black and redFood ?anything ediable Item of clothing ?my wrist bandsMeal of the day ?protein shake Featur...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Sun, 28 May 2006 02:59:00 PST

what the fuck??

alright i haven't ranted in forever so here goes some of the new shit in my life ... i gots' me that freakin xbox 360 and i love it... i play world of warcraft and now at level 24 with my warlock.. i ...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

All work and no play make jack a dull boy

classic all work and no play make jack a dull boyall work and no play make jack a dull boyall work and no play make jack a dull boyall work and no play make jack a dull boyall work and no play m...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:22:00 PST

another day of thinking

well in case y'all didn't know there is an oppiosite to deja vu called Jamais Vu' where you repeat the same thing over and over and again without ever really knowing it... it's the life of an alhezeim...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST

Diary of a mad man

Just one more level Just one more level Just one more level just one more level God is a machine.... Just one more level just one more level just one more level.... Jvz7 1 /../..0r3 L3vL Jvz7 1 /.....
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:11:00 PST

another day in WoW dethcus server

oh my god i've been up for 24 hours straight my eyes they burn with the intensity of a thousand suns ... I CAN'T GET MY FUCKEN WARRIOR TO LEVEL 20.. oh my god.. OH MY FUCKEN GOD.. RAISE UP YOU FUCKEN ...
Posted by P0rK-n-B34nz on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:25:00 PST