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Taylor Braswell

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The story of my life is not one for the meek of heart. It, as the lives of most humans do, begins with my birth. My father, an African businessman, met my mother at a business conference in Tokyo, Japan. He bought her for 267 yen (approximately $2.37). At the impressionable age of twelve, she was impregnated. The news devastated her. She began heavily drinking. Three long years later, I was finally born, ready to see the world. I was an astonishing four pounds, three ounces. My mother grew very sick, and eventually, my father killed her. My father wanted me to learn the family business, so at the age three I traveled with him to the wonderful country of Ghana. The natives kept asking if we were cops (they seemed rather paranoid in general); it was very strange. I grew frightened. I fled to beautiful mexico, never seeing my father again. I soon found that the country, though brilliant in it's on right, had no available jobs. My two closet friends and I embarked on the long and terrifying journey to America. We thought crossing the border would be a tall task, but found that we simply just had to walk across. Here I assumed the identity of a rather large woman named Taylor Braswell. I'm a sophomore at Asheboro High School and my father has yet to track me down. I pray to the air everyday that he never will.

MySpace Layouts at TweakYourPage.com

My Interests

Comedy; Politics; Making fun of Christians; Books; Podcasts; Writing; Football and Basketball.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who cares and understands enough to actually make a fucking difference.

Music:

The Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, The Mars Volta, Niro, Our Lady Peace, too many more to name...

Movies:

Rounders, Pulp Fiction, Borat, a lot more.

Television:

Heroes; The Boondocks;Chuck; Scrubs; Football; College Basketball; CNN (I'm a news junkie); Big Brother; etc.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye; I, Robot; East of Eden; The Grapes of Wrath; anything else by Steinbeck; Bill Maher's "New Rules"; Harry potter series; David Sedaris is an amazing satirist; The Age of Spiritual Machines; many, many more.

Heroes:

Bill Maher; John Stewart; John Steinbeck; Raine Maida; Jared Paul; Al Gore; Bill Clinton; Charles Darwin (I won't see you...ever!); David "cheats for the" Nguyen.

My Blog

MY thoughts on tonights debate

The Democratic South Carolina debate had some sparks flying. In my opinion, John Edwards sweeped it. While Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were busy making personal attacks to each other, John Edward...
Posted by Taylor Braswell on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:39:00 PST

New Blog Location

www.tbraswell.blogspot.com  I WILL be updating that one daily.
Posted by Taylor Braswell on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

Daniel Evans is your daddy.

Daniel Evans is the best thing since Philip Rivers and sliced bread.  That will be all.
Posted by Taylor Braswell on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST

I feel so dirty...

Hmmm...I've never been a big supporter of Myspace. It always just seemed like a big playground for seduction to me, but I knew I'd need to do this eventually to get myself out there. Expect daily up...
Posted by Taylor Braswell on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST