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Oh Prophet Anna

The Universe Loves Me!

About Me

I am a “cat person” living with a dog. I am a traveller, attempting to settle. I have frequently remained seated longer than I wanted to just so that I wouldn’t disturb a sleeping cat or dog. I hold three passports, have lived in three different countries and eight different cities but I have no place that feels like home. I am a socially functional introvert. My dream life is far more vivid and complex than my waking life and often stays with me all day. Deep down, I consider myself a writer, but I don’t yet know what it is I will write. I have a preference for the aisle seat on airplanes. Scottish accents make me weak in the knees. When I was in grade five and I faced my first computer in the classroom I actually suspected that maybe if I pushed the wrong button it would explode. For some reason, I used to throw boiled egg yokes down the basement stairs. I never believed in Santa Clause but wholeheartedly believed in the Easter Bunny.when I was 10 and had access to a tape recorder I made a tape called, "Anna, All About Me!" In a falsely cheerful voice I went on and on about how much I loved my family, and rainbows and cats, and what I received for x-mas. It makes me cringe even to think of it now. That's how I feel about writing these profiles.I'll get over it...Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Hypnotherapy - more of a vocation than an interest really... travel, reading, knitting, sewing, walking, quantum physics, the JOY of me!, the subconscious, the shadow, the expression of bliss, holotripic breathing, tattoos, board games!, couchsurfing.com, sleep, ahhhhh sleeeeeep...

I'd like to meet:

Compassionate optimists, people who smell good, the Dalai Lama, Joseph Campbell, David Duchovny and Hugh Jackman at a sex club, barring that, funny, intelligent, lateral thinkers would be fun. Oh, and sexy scientists! Yeah, sexy, creative, spiritual scientists would be good..... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

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Movies:

The Life of Brian, The Party, The Piano, The Graduate, Harold and Maude, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Eve and the Fire Horse, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

The Amazing Race, Grey's Anatomy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Miami Ink

Books:

How to be an Adult by David Richo, The Book of Secrets by Deepak Chopra, Everything by John Irving, Isabelle Allende, Barbara Kingsolver and David Sedaris

Heroes:

my mom :), my dog, my hypnotherapy teacher, Carl Jung..."One went to the door of the Beloved and knocked. A voice asked, 'Who is there?' He answered, 'It is I.' The voice said, 'There is no room for Me and Thee.' The door was shut. After a year of solitude and deprivation he returned and knocked. A voice from within asked, 'Who is there?' The man said, 'It is Thee.' The door was opened for him."

My Blog

searching...

Magnificat the magnificent (my cat) likes to walk across the keyboard of my laptop.  Each time she does she seems to activate some sort of mysterious search command  that  I did not kno...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

We're gonna PUMP (clap) you up!

Yup, my cat is on steroids.  She now has an unfair advantage over other cats.  Already I can see her jumping higher, running faster, purring louder than other cats!  So much for her big...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

What I did on my winter holidays

Dec. 22  - Interior Office  Day Me - "Yah!  I'll call my holidays Annafest!!!"   The moment I uttered those words a small part of me knew I was setting myself up for failure.  I'd...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

ABCs

A - Available: COME AND GIT IT!!!!  APPLICATIONS BEING ACCEPTED NOW (ps, please live on the same continent, thanks - i'm afraid that disqualifies 95% of the men who approach me via myspace, sorry...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

x-mas answers

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?mulled wine!2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?I wouldn't know, Santa hasn't bothered to stop by for years and years and years3. Colored lights on ...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

Sugar is evil

So I did an ayurvedic cleanse recently and I went off caffeine and sugar and after the first three days of headaches I felt AMAZING!  I couldn't believe how much easier it was to get up in t...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

Name revealed!

So last night as I was bonding with the cat I had begun to refer to as "she who's name cannot be spoken" and my brother liked to call "the cat formerly known as Midnight" >* drumroll please.........
Posted by Waterwisdom on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

Help! What's my cat's name?

HELP!I adopted a lovely little cat last night from the humane society. She's two years old but very small.  More like an 8 month old kitten.She has very, very silky soft black fur and big golden ...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

survey shmurvey

1. What is your best friend's grandma's name?Popo2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?No moles but a cute freckle in my cleavage3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?The ONLY hot teach...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

what's the deal with....

GUM?!? Why is it that I can be enjoying a lovely, soft, juicy piece of gum and then the moment I drink some water the gum loses it's elasticity?  What's with that?    ...
Posted by Waterwisdom on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST