I like puppies and kitties and I like fun and to do fun things! Why the fuck do people say that they like to have fun. I'm sure if I was given a choice to either have fun or not have fun um I think I might side with the have fun. That is the most naive thing to put for interests I have ever seen. Now for all the cute crap I put before this I must go kick a kitty to make myself feel better again.
The people I dont like to meet:Stalkers,MY stalkers, KKK/Neo-Nazi members, NRA members, Nambla members, hippies, yuppies, militant lesbians, militant feminists, perverts (Military and non military types), Chief Deez Nuts, God, people that think they are god, anyone in a gimp suit, cannibals, um kitty fiddlers,pig fuckers, above average rat bastards and Kevin Smith..untill he gives me that $15 he ows me for buying that horrible shit known as Chasing Amy.
The following groups/persons have talent musically and artisticallyand it is sinfull if you never try to listen to real music that isnt on the radio/mtv/bet/cmt: Esthero, The Detroit Cobras, The Flash Express, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Sex Pistols, Fiona Apple, AC/DC, Crystal Method,The Clash,The Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dr. Dre, NWA, The Prodigy,K.M.F.D.M., Beatles, Elvis,Snake River Conspiracy, The Distillers, Overseer and not to mention the mainstream stuff like Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, etc... The point is, just because everyone else is listening to it doesnt mean you have to live in a box and not try something new. Hell 90% of the groups I listen to now I never even heard them before I bought their album. In closing, fuck emo. Oh and a harsh reality, it isnt new, it's in its third phase dating back from the mid eighties and it's sucked ass each and every time. It's a cover up, it is nothing more than the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the block with instruments and shaggy hair cuts! Refuse to believe it but come talk to me to repent for your sins when you find it is true.
Jackass, Jackass the Movie 2 and anything else related to Jackass. I dont care if people think it might be gay low brow humor but it's damn funny when someone gets air blasted from the ground onto a busy sidewalk wearing a devil costume with a sign that says "Keep God out of California"
What the bloody hell is Television? Oh it's that thing I watch DVDs on and play all my video games on. I do like Jackass and Wildboyz. Dirty Jobs is very cool while mythbusters constantly feeds my need to discredit urban legends that I just so happen to come across.
Penny Arcade and The Book of Lists are my current favorite. The latter being very contoversial all the mean while a very good conversation piece when people just randomly pass by and read the section on "Top 20 Illegal Deviant sex acts". Though most just put the book down like they just read the Satanic Bible. The black cover probably doesnt help either. It's pure evil but oh so satisfying.
My current hero is one that I read in the Darwin Awards, its a guy who thought that he could outrun the police on a moped. Yes he reached a nerve shattering speed of 50 mph before he lost control, hit a tree and died. Sweet jesus, that would be a nice topic piece at the guys funeral eh?