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JK

Lets see who gets anihilated by the bone

About Me

My sole purpose in life is not to bring joy to everyone but to be a reality checker for people that think their shit dont stink and they cant do any wrong. But what keeps me from being a hater is that I dont hate my life so much that I have to take it out on everyone else. On contrast, my life right now is very good, I have a good job and a wonderful girlfriend Michele and the best friends that anyone can ask for like Mars and Albert specifically. So with that said, I will make fun of all that deserve it. I do have a few subjects or people I wont touch but in general if you or someone has an IQ high enough to be self sufficient and can make basic judgemental decisions wether wise or deathly wrong, you are all fair game to me!

My Interests

I like puppies and kitties and I like fun and to do fun things! Why the fuck do people say that they like to have fun. I'm sure if I was given a choice to either have fun or not have fun um I think I might side with the have fun. That is the most naive thing to put for interests I have ever seen. Now for all the cute crap I put before this I must go kick a kitty to make myself feel better again.

I'd like to meet:

The people I dont like to meet:Stalkers,MY stalkers, KKK/Neo-Nazi members, NRA members, Nambla members, hippies, yuppies, militant lesbians, militant feminists, perverts (Military and non military types), Chief Deez Nuts, God, people that think they are god, anyone in a gimp suit, cannibals, um kitty fiddlers,pig fuckers, above average rat bastards and Kevin Smith..untill he gives me that $15 he ows me for buying that horrible shit known as Chasing Amy.

Music:

The following groups/persons have talent musically and artisticallyand it is sinfull if you never try to listen to real music that isnt on the radio/mtv/bet/cmt: Esthero, The Detroit Cobras, The Flash Express, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Sex Pistols, Fiona Apple, AC/DC, Crystal Method,The Clash,The Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dr. Dre, NWA, The Prodigy,K.M.F.D.M., Beatles, Elvis,Snake River Conspiracy, The Distillers, Overseer and not to mention the mainstream stuff like Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, etc... The point is, just because everyone else is listening to it doesnt mean you have to live in a box and not try something new. Hell 90% of the groups I listen to now I never even heard them before I bought their album. In closing, fuck emo. Oh and a harsh reality, it isnt new, it's in its third phase dating back from the mid eighties and it's sucked ass each and every time. It's a cover up, it is nothing more than the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the block with instruments and shaggy hair cuts! Refuse to believe it but come talk to me to repent for your sins when you find it is true.

Movies:

Jackass, Jackass the Movie 2 and anything else related to Jackass. I dont care if people think it might be gay low brow humor but it's damn funny when someone gets air blasted from the ground onto a busy sidewalk wearing a devil costume with a sign that says "Keep God out of California"

Television:

What the bloody hell is Television? Oh it's that thing I watch DVDs on and play all my video games on. I do like Jackass and Wildboyz. Dirty Jobs is very cool while mythbusters constantly feeds my need to discredit urban legends that I just so happen to come across.

Books:

Penny Arcade and The Book of Lists are my current favorite. The latter being very contoversial all the mean while a very good conversation piece when people just randomly pass by and read the section on "Top 20 Illegal Deviant sex acts". Though most just put the book down like they just read the Satanic Bible. The black cover probably doesnt help either. It's pure evil but oh so satisfying.

Heroes:

My current hero is one that I read in the Darwin Awards, its a guy who thought that he could outrun the police on a moped. Yes he reached a nerve shattering speed of 50 mph before he lost control, hit a tree and died. Sweet jesus, that would be a nice topic piece at the guys funeral eh?

My Blog

It happened bitches!

As most would know that I finally got married this weekend and it probably couldn't have gone any better. Well except for a few things. Elvis was good, the weather was roasty hot and the alcohol icy. ...
Posted by JK on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:39:00 PST

One short step at a time

Now I can finally post new blogs without cramping the shit out of my hands typing on my phone. Well I still am on a phone but it has letter keys and txt speak be damned! I still use proper english on ...
Posted by JK on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Damn those Pokemon and that crack addict game!

Frankenchrist... it's been a while since I have written anything here. So what is new you may ask? Got a new tattoo, 2 new addictions (Guitar Hero 2 and %*[email protected]..) getting married and really con...
Posted by JK on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

God's name used liberally and in vain in this blog.

I just got done watching one hell of a freaky ass movie that is so screwed up.. its down right frightening. No not Saw 3 or the new Hannibal flick it was Jesus Camp. In short, it's a documentary about...
Posted by JK on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

I'm sorry but we are downsizing and you need to go.

What a good month..well not counting Christmas. I am playing Castlevania, got Clerks 2 on Dvd and Jackass 2 will be out by the end of the month. If I can get my hands on a Wii then I would almost have...
Posted by JK on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:33:00 PST

Divert your virgin eyes from this blog!

Damn, it almost seems like I dont even have time for myself these days not to mention my new very bad habit of not getting in contact with people. I directly attribute that to all the people out there...
Posted by JK on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

The return of the Saint!

Normally I dont go off on politics or that sort of stuff here but I do have to take one story to attention and share my views and ideas. It's regarding that Rev. Haggard and that having sex with that ...
Posted by JK on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST

Saint Tracy: Saint of Musical Salvation

This is the third time I have started over this blog trying to find something interesting to say. I dont want to sound all depressed like some emo kid even though I really am not. Though at work ...
Posted by JK on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

Person I dislike .23,471

I hate/love the Navy. On one hand being in the military is good for the fact that it pays me fairly good, it takes care of most of my basic needs and fixed my hearing so I dont have to be 5 inches awa...
Posted by JK on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST

Just say no to Whitey!

Ah yes, it has been a while since I posted anything but I had to wait till I had enough issues out there to warrant a new blog. If I didnt, it would have more filler than a 24 pack of twinkies. Well I...
Posted by JK on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST