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Master Skeleton

I became a skeleton because I've waited too long for my hair to grow back. :-P

About Me

I will bore you to death, go away!

«Let the Master Skeleton torture you with boredom in his dungeon... you'll reach such a low point of excitement that later on, you'll enjoy your miserable lives like you never did before, enjoying all the small, every day pleasures, that life has to offer...» -The Master Skeleton


I'm a smoking, drinking, long-haired metalhead.
I spend my days at my computer, programming my own personal hockey sim, watching TV, listening to music or playing guitar and I'm happy just the way I am.
Honest enough?..... but honesty never got me anywhere, unfortunately.

My Interests

Music & movies, obviously • Guitar scratching • Programming (visual basic) • Conspiracies • Hockey (Boston Bruins) • Table hockey • Pro wrestling (except WWE, unless Cena retires) • Vampires • Politics • Astronomy • History • Geography • Psychology • Philosophy • Animal life & nature • Weather • Artificial intelligence • Games (Civilization, Doom, Eastside Hockey Manager...) • Photography • Digitally altered images (fakes) • Days where the sun don't shine • Any nights • All seasons except summer • Sneaking everywhere, hehe! • And more to come later...

I'd like to meet:

There's waaay too many!... but meeting ordinary and/or open minded people is as good for me, as long as we have at least a little something in common.

But if you add me and we never communicate, I WILL DELETE YOU.

Master Skeleton's Dungeon:

Perhaps you need a personalized guitar?

Stickman Radio: The Loudest Rock
Internet Rock Radio: Now Playing:

Visit 'The Catacombs', the most complete Space: 1999 website.

This profile was optimized for Mozilla Firefox and edited by 'borrowing' code from here and there, so if it looks like shit, start using a REAL browser to be bored properly! lol
Background image and concact table made by myself with Paint Shop Pro.
Want something for your profile?... ask me and I'll see what I can do. ;-)

Music:


I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Almost all metal: Mercyful Fate (King Diamond) • Razor • Celtic Frost (Hellhammer) • Judas Priest • Slayer • Yngwie Malmsteen • Type O Negative • Pantera • Death • Piledriver • Ozzy Osbourne • Metal Church • Winger • W.A.S.P. • Motörhead • Sword • Testament • EZO • Black Ju-Ju • Bathory • Metallica (older) • Venom • Nasty Savage • Mötley Crüe (Vince Neil solo) • Fastway • Savatage • Black Sabbath • Exciter • Vinnie Vincent's Invasion • Annihilator • Guns N' Roses • Iron Maiden • Loudness • Blue Murder • White Zombie • Alice In Chains • Alice Cooper • Dokken • Lynch Mob • Anvil • Helix • Ratt • Voivod • Kreator • Lee Aaron (old stuff) • Slaughter (both bands) • Running Wild • Death Angel • Infernal Majesty • Megadeth • Sepultura • Saxon • Scorpions (Older) • Sacrifice • Kiss • AC/DC • Stratovarius • Kix • Ministry • Gorguts • Hallow's Eve • Grave Digger • White Lion • Exodus • Cinderella (primarly for Night Songs) • Danzig • Steel Dragon • Dream Theater • Accept • Destruction • Crimson Glory • NemesisteM • Mandy Lion • Negativa • A New Shade • TNT • Sanctuary • Angels of Nightfall (Myndkill) • Warfare • The Primadonnaz • Velvet Revolver • Morphine • The Great Kat • Impaler • Hellrazer • Hellrazor • The wHorror • Rockestral • Metalord • Liva • Humanoid • All bands/artists from my friends list who are unmentioned here... and there's still a LOT more!

Non-Metal: Bach & non-wimpy classical music • Duran Duran • Billy Idol • Garbage • Mylène Farmer • Discharge • Joan Jett • The Ramones • Rush • The Exploited • Nina Hagen • AdryA • The Cure (older) • Tears For Fears • Niagara • Depeche Mode • Dead Cosmonaut • Space/Weird music • Lots of 80's stuff

Note for bands:
I can't stand RAP/HIP-HOP OR COUNTRY... if bands of these types add me, they will be denied... but please don't take offence, it's nothing personal.

Movies:

James Bond movies (older the better) • Back to the Future • Star Wars (everything) • Phantasm (1 & 2) • Star Trek (all) • Planet of the Apes (not the crappy remake) • Terminator (all) • Flodder • Requiem Pour un Beau Sans-Coeur • Die Hard • The Patriot • Hochelaga • American History X • Independance Day • The Car • The Wraith • Blade Runner • Dans le Ventre du Dragon • Duel • Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (1973) • Stone Cold • Robocop (1) • Name der Rose, Der (The Name of the Rose) • Indiana Jones (all) • Porky's • Porky's Revenge • Killer Klowns from Outer Space • Shock Waves • Cyborg • The Dark Side of the Moon • Bloodsport • Trick or Treat • Hoffa • The Blob • The Secret of My Success • Slap Shot • Rain Man • Eyes Wide Shut • Barbarella • LOTR • Three O'Clock High • Maximum Overdrive • Disturbing Behavior • Road House • Once Were Warriors • Crocodile Dundee • Modern Girls • Pump Up the Volume • They Live • The Ambulance • Action Jackson • Rocky (2,3,4) • Last Man Standing • Thunderheart • Tombstone • Escape from New York/L.A. • Westworld • The Last Samurai • Back to School • Nirgendwo in Afrika (Nowhere in Africa) • Starman • Point Break • The Philadelphia Experiment • Friday the 13th (all) • The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Any movies with: Arnold Schwarzenegger • Steven Seagal • Chuck Norris • Morgan Freeman • Molly Ringwald • Martin Landau • Milla Jovovich • Michael Ironside • Matthias Hues • Bolo Yeung • Shô Kosugi • Clint Eastwood • Christopher Lee • Peter Cushing • Kurt Russell • James Earl Jones • Geena Davis • Jeffrey Combs • Bud Spencer • Vampires, skeletons (of course!), zombies, rubber monsters, violence/coarse language & nudity, lol!

Television:

Space: 1999 • Star Trek (all series) • Stargate SG1 • Doctor Who (old/new) & Torchwood • Battlestar Galactica (old/new) • Babylon 5 • UFO • Andromeda • Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea • NHL Hockey • Anything about our history, our planet or the universe • Pro wrestling • The Invaders • Batman (old series w/Adam West, the REAL Batman) • The Six Million Dollar Man • Captain Scarlet (yeah, the puppets... lol) • Minuit le soir • The Outer Limits • Mission: Impossible (from the 60's) • The Wild Wild West (again, from the 60's) • Y&R • Jericho • V • Albator (Captain Harlock) • The Pretender

Books:

The Star Trek Encyclopedia... haha!

Heroes:

The Undertaker • King Diamond • Ozzy Osbourne • Blackie Lawless • Sir Roger Moore • Ray Bourque • George Takei • Big Daddy V • That's it at the moment...

My Blog

Problems messaging on MySpace?

If so, you're not alone... it happened to me far too often lately, sometimes sending the same message up to three or four times before finally appearing into my "Sent" box.There's not much that we can...
Posted by Master Skeleton on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:52:00 PST