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Brett

In life's big parade, I'm the lonliest spectator...

About Me

I'm a single, white guy who lives in the Mat-Su Valley in Alaska. I have a very dry sense of humor. Most people can't tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious. Some people dabble in oils and acrylics, whereas I dabble in profanity and sarcasm. My mantra is that either you're down with me or you're not. Bottom line. n most women have. I'm not pessimistic; I'm realistic. I didn't go to college but I have a PHD in common sense.

My Interests

Being as good of a parent as I can be, Alice Cooper, fashion, reality television, current events, talk radio (go Dan Fagan!).

I'd like to meet:

Alice Cooper again and again, Jen]?! Just imagine! im gay

Music:

Alice Cooper, The Kil.. Pixies, Frank Black, Concrete Blonde, The Cars, Cinderella, Motley Crue, Ratt, Metallica, Ozzy, Pink Floyd, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cheap Trick, Green Day, Nickelback, HIM, William Shatner, Rolling Stones, Styx, the list goes on...

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Big Trouble in Little China, Escape From New York, Princ ub, Apt Pupil, more to be added.

Television:

The Prisoner, Dallas, Blow Out, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Project Runwa er, War Of the Worlds (the early-90's TV series), Probe, History's Mysteries True Hollywood Story. More to come as I think of it.

Books:

i love men

Heroes:

Allen Cooper, D d more.

My Blog

Grafitti

So at around 3 in the afternoon yesterday, my phone starts ringing and text messages start flooding my phone.  Apparently, somebody had hacked into my page and decided to vandalize and deface it....
Posted by Brett on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

Last Night

Went out to Tailgater's last night.  Had a pretty good time.  Met up with some people that I've hanging out with lately.  The most interesting part about last night is the fact that I s...
Posted by Brett on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

Alice Cooper's Christmas Pudding

I got my tickets for Alice Cooper's Christmas Pudding 2006!  2nd row, seats 15 & 16!  How awesome is that?!?!  My date and I are going to be right up there--much better seating than...
Posted by Brett on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

School's Been Blown...

Today my son, Kyle, starts his first day of preschool.  I don't know how I feel about that.  I know he's ready for it, but am I? 
Posted by Brett on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

Sentimentality

I have discovered that I am so sentimental that I get attached to my old vacuum bags.  No lie.  Hey, this is a guy who pick out scents on a pillow and tell you who it is!
Posted by Brett on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

White Powder

The first significant snow of winter2006 is falling as I type this.  I guess I have to endure this in order to bring this year to a close.  Oh well, here goes nothing...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

Trying to blog...

Okay, so I am trying to do more blogging these days.  I have always been kind of reserved in my use of Myspace just mainly because I see it only as a tool much like a cellphone where you pretty m...
Posted by Brett on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

Hooked On a Feeling

Has anyone (else) out there ever been gripped by a bad feeling about someone or something and just can't shake it?  That happened to me tonight and I have discovered that it really sucks.  M...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

Vacations

So I am now 2 weeks into my 3-week vacation from work, not necessarily life.  I have been enjoying myself for the most part.  Ali was up last week, and we had an awesome time.  We've go...
Posted by Brett on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

Catching Up

I'll admit that I haven't been online AT ALL in the past couple of weeks.  This is mainly due to the fact that my PowerBook G4 finally decided to take a dump on me after 5 years of unwaivering se...
Posted by Brett on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:37:00 PST