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About Me

I'm pretty much the most awesomest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life, well ALMOST the most awesomest. Too get a degree of my awesomeness, I like to go to the local bar and play a good game of UNO with my roommate. oh yeah and I also love trivial pursuit to death. (except for the 90's edition, that shit is effing hard!) I also pretty much own at Scattegories too. If I were on Cash Cab, I'd be really really rich. What can I say, I'm a nerd at heart!
I'm a kick-tons-of-ass karate master with the power to take your life from you. Actually, it's no longer your life, once you're in arms reach... it's mine.
I had a hard childhood growing up. My mother was an illegal from brasil, while my father was a mormon missionary stealing the souls of the innocent. Although my father was in high standings with the elders in salt lake, I was tormented by the mormon children because my mother was a devout catholic. The move to washington was welcomed.
The years became easier as I grew boobs and dyed my hair black. I had friends. my mother tuffed out the situation of raising three children on her own, since my father would not move from his post. I always got everything on my christmas list and thats whats really important.
Things for me now are normal. I put away the drugs and brought out the jack. my father still sends me the book of mormon once every year in hopes that my agnostic mind will change, but I say drink up!! the glass is at half mass.
P.S. eu nao faço cocó em publico. eu sou diferente. oh yeah and Eu uso os meus oculos escuros a noite.

My Interests

anything outdoors: hiking, skiing, rock climbing,etc.. environmental science, collecting and identifying macroinvertebrates, owls, red wine, reading, friends, portland, naps, hot teachers, rainy days, flossing..and when I say flossing I mean I like flossing my teeth, cheese, high-fives, hugs, knitting, being too witty for my own good, museums, whiskey, peanut butter (and anything associated with peanut butter), comfortable silence, "Al Gore is my hero!", brasil, "bowling for boyfriends", rivers, lakes, water, photography, pianos are the key to my heart, randomness, irony, pancakes, eating meat, canada, sudoku, CALCULUS (it says you+me=us), making an ass out of myself, logic, having fun, sunshine and kittens (always together of course, but in no particular order), Pellegrino, I like Pancakes!! (inside joke), "SEXY DANCE PARTIES",I also have this weird obsession with teeth (like flossing)(it's sickening, I know). I also have a weird obsession with Efrem Shulz. and some other freakish things that I would rather not mention. Oh yeah, and I hate bananas.

I'd like to meet:

The All Time Thumb Wrestling Champion of the World!!

oh yeah, and Sig Hansen!

and my right ovary.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Styx, Morrissey, Muse, Radiohead, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Iron Maiden, The Beatles, Sweet, Social D, Kanye West, Leslie Feist, Band of Horses, The Arcade Fire, The Helio Sequence, Iron and Wine, Vampire Weekend, Sirens Sister, Ghostland Observatory, Foo Fighters, Prince, Bright Eyes, The Hives, Elvis Costello, Jimmy Eat World, The Ditty Bops, Against Me!, Bad Religion, Damien Rice, Tristeza, The Kooks, The Decemberists, The Smiths, Sufjan Stevens, Tokyo Police Club, The Pixies, Rocky Votolato, Rise Against, From Autumn to Ashes, At the Drive-In, Sparta, The Mars Volta, AFI, Murder City Devils, Bad Religion, Coheed and Cambria, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Inara George, Ryan Adams and The Cardinals, Rilo Kiley, Mae, The Von Bondies, Meatloaf, Queen, Elliot Smith, The Shins, Death Cab, The Postal Service, Jenny Lewis and The Watson Twins, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.. Just to name a few, but in general I love music.

Movies:

Amelie, Fight Club, The Life Aquatic, Donnie Darko, My Girl, Love Actually, V for Vendetta, Persepolis, and pretty much any John Cusack movie (Grosse Pointe Blank, High Fidelity..etc.) I love him.

Television:

I'm obsessed with the Discovery Channel

Books:

I love books, but bookstores and libraries make me sick to my stomach. Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Nick Hornby, Chuck Klosterman IV, 1984, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Art of War, Valley of the Dolls, The Omnivore's Dilemma, Natural Capitalism... and a whole lot more..

Heroes:

Myriam Boemer Monteiro de Castro Ramsey

My Blog

Back to Normal?

I hate doing stupid stuff that makes me look stoooopid. today was my first day back to work after my 7 week not-so-vacation. I'm SO tired, and my muscles (or lack there of these days) hurt. ...
Posted by claudie cakes on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:13:00 PST

Animal Planet

My cat gets all excited when I watch Animal Planet.I get wheepy when I watch Heroes: Pheonix and Animal Cops :(but then I get extra happy when Planet's Funniest Animals come on.and then I watch How It...
Posted by claudie cakes on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:42:00 PST

This Is Why I Hurt

I got my final Anthro paper done. When I was writing up the bibliography, I started to get these agonizing stomach pains. I said eff this, I'll turn my paper in late, I really have to go home. So I'm ...
Posted by claudie cakes on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:06:00 PST

Who Wants to buy me these? :)

These are going to be my next conquest!!Pretty much, this rules, and you drool. I'm really starting to hate Anthropology. I really love coffee.Seinfield is my hero. and I really don't want...
Posted by claudie cakes on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST

this is the stargazer uranus

I was walking down NW 10th ave today, and I stumbled across this interesting creation. Lo-and behold the Stargazer Uranus! (the name was on the hood of the car, along with several moon roc...
Posted by claudie cakes on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:05:00 PST

Bomb Threats Disrupt My Life

First: Bomb threat at IKEA last month.. not cool. didn't want to go to work.Now: I'm sitting in Millar Library at school, working peacefully on my project paper, when I get a t...
Posted by claudie cakes on Tue, 06 May 2008 01:08:00 PST

I wish I wish I wish

I had more motivation.. :( *Le Sigh* this sucks major cow balls.
Posted by claudie cakes on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:07:00 PST

note to self

http://www.h2ou.com/h2wtrqual.htm
Posted by claudie cakes on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:30:00 PST

When It Rains, It Pours!

Ever heard the saying "Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet"? Today, about half way into my walk home it started hailing. I enjoyed myself, even as the slight sting of the hail hit ...
Posted by claudie cakes on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

The pain in my chest is my fault

When I go out, it's not so much the hangover that bugs me in the morning, it's the fact that my lungs ache like hell. and walking 7 blocks in the rain doesn't really help the situation.Tonight ...
Posted by claudie cakes on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST