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corriemonster

boom swagger boom

About Me


i have claws and i bite
IloveyouxIlie (17:18:16): no
IloveyouxIlie (17:18:19): you cant be a harpy
IloveyouxIlie (17:18:23): it sounds too pleasant
GuruTastic (1:31:44 AM): youre retarded
GuruTastic (1:31:45 AM): i hate it
refill253 (12:40:17 PM): i'll probably marry you or something
forcdrecognition (12:40:25 PM): doubtful
refill253 (12:40:27 PM): very
refill253 (12:40:32 PM): but i t's fun to imagine
forcdrecognition (12:40:36 PM): haha
forcdrecognition (12:40:38 PM): why
refill253 (12:40:38 PM): for me at least
refill253 (12:40:53 PM): just so every night before we went to sleep
refill253 (12:41:03 PM): i could be like "good night, i love you"
refill253 (12:41:13 PM): and you'd say "shut up faggot"
agonx2 (1:26:00 PM): you are upstanding pleasent human being
agonx2 (1:26:24 PM): you remind me of sunshine falling upon daiseys
agonx2 (1:26:27 PM): in a feild
agonx2 (1:26:32 PM): field
forcdrecognition (1:26:48 PM): are you drunk?
agonx2 (1:27:06 PM): drunk on your pleasentness
agonx2 (1:27:14 PM): and flower sunshiness

My Interests


Pusher0: For some reason I can't help but be creepy around you
Pusher0: You're like a magnet for it

"Corrie is like Disneyland"
"Corrie is 'superficial'"
"Corrie is blooming marvellous"
"Corrie is a new feeling"
"Corrie is dead."
"Corrie is ok."
"Corrie is in a very close second place"
"Corrie is very friendly and loving, well mannered with no bad habits..."
"Corrie is a “Professional Volunteer”"
"Corrie is still entirely innocent"
"Corrie is the best person I have ever been around."
"Corrie is undeniable"
"Corrie is on the ground"
"Corrie is so wonderful"
"Corrie is lucky."
"Corrie is no Sammy Davis Jr"
"Corrie is murder by any definition of the word."
"Corrie is my first true love"
"Corrie is a well built stalker's path..."
"Corrie is at first distrustful"
"Corrie is guaranteed to brighten your day"
"Corrie is boring the hell out of me."
"Corrie is busy with her needles"
"Corrie is a very talented lady"
"Corrie is not simply art."
"Corrie is possessed by Satan."
"Corrie is remarkably sane."
"Corrie is rightfully upset"
"Corrie is possible but not recommended"
"Corrie is rather unreal, even angelic"
"Corrie is well aware."
"Corrie is such hard work and you either sink or swim"
"Corrie is an unusual example of a person"
"Corrie is amazing."
"Corrie is the best."
"Corrie is a masterpiece."
"Corrie is reponsible for her own death."
"Corrie is nowhere to be found"
"Corrie is well known"
"Corrie is the word "Fuck.""
"Corrie is fantastic."
"Corrie is shite."
"Corrie is *very* attractive, with an unearthly quality to her"
"Corrie, is super duper specialistic, even with her hard exterior"
"Corrie is one of the biggest idiots to rear their ugly heads in many years."
"Corrie is a mess"
"Corrie is a great girl."

agonx2: Your useless
forcdrecognition: i know
forcdrecognition: but you still love me
agonx2: Unfortunatly that is true

I'd like to meet:


bananas in pyjamas

Music:

probably nothing you would have guessed

No, I can not:
*get your band on that show
*get you into that show

don't ask i'll cut you

Movies:

blood and guts and gore and zombies
and what about bob

Television:

evil babies

Books:

the ones with pictures and really big print. nothing over two syllables, please.
oh and it helps if they make noise and flash and stuff

Heroes:


Groups: TIGER ARMY!!! , I Hate Karin , Zombie appreciation Society

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corriemonster’s Details

Status: Not on your life…
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: 5' 1" ..ish
Sign: Cancer
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Education: Some college!-start STYLE block to go with NEW DETAILS SECTION -! END NEW DETAILS SECTION

My Blog

thingies

yesterday, some so called "friends" of mine "claimed" that i apparently posses some very "grandmotherly" traits. the "validity" of this claim supported by: *having no qualms about hanging out in a ba...
Posted by corriemonster on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

THANKSGIVING

the opening credits of the aquateen movie are amazing, the rest of it is ok. grindhouse = way fucking rad. of course, i intend to see it again. and again. and again. edward scissorhands and THIS a...
Posted by corriemonster on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST

unsolicited advice

make sure to be at least partially aware of your surroundings at all times and especially at the height of an infuriated rant, because it is very likely that your dramatic exit spin will be interrupte...
Posted by corriemonster on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

don't kill baby polar bears

although it has been raining buckets and buckets for weeks and weeks, today i reek like a goddamned campfire. an endtable varnish infused campfire. mmm mmm.it's disorientating when it hits you in th...
Posted by corriemonster on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

obviously

i just spilled not-so frozen juice concentrate all over the place. i'm really awesome. i'm not generally a cereal eater, never have been, really, but lately i've been kind of addicted to it. kitten ...
Posted by corriemonster on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

and the tap drips....

so that makes me officially retarded, i know. but i really couldn't help myself! ah! if you don't get it, then, please carry on, forget i said anything.i ate an entire mama's burrito over 2 hours a...
Posted by corriemonster on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

my cat has allergies i eat paste

shrieking delusioniods take friday nights off, so it seems. but not friday mornings, or thursday mornings, or any mornings that involve me having to work that day. but i suppose in shrieking delusio...
Posted by corriemonster on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

www.screamingnonsense.com

last night, sometime between the eleven o'clock hour and midnite, a rambling male voice began filtering through the concrete wall separating my bedroom from the church next to my apartment. a little ...
Posted by corriemonster on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

phil says spring is coming early this year

the sound on my computer is fucked and i don't know how to fix it. death.i'm covered in bruises and i have a headache that won't quit. sushi and bigfoot and face sized margaritas.ugggwhy do the hipp...
Posted by corriemonster on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST

shrimp heads

i rebleached my hair by meself yesterday and it didn't fall out, sweet. i am hungie. my insides feel like they're falling out, but there is no proof. i'm pissy. just when i feel like throwing ligh...
Posted by corriemonster on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST